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HOLY JESUS WHAT in GODS name is Sesame Street thinking?!?! Turning healthy?! They're taking away Cookie Monster's cookies!! W.T.F, man W.T.F!!! Now they say he's going to be eating broccoli?! WHAT THE? THE Cookie Monster cannot eat broccoli!!! He's just not made for that! He'd be called the, what, Broccoli Monster? If he doesn't eat cookies, he'll turn anorexic and he'll DIE YOU HEAR ME? DIE! Ugh.....This isn't making me very happy.

Posted by: -Soyokaze- Sat Apr 09, 2005 @ 11:02pm

for spirit thrives when darkness comes to challenge you

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Sing Fei
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Tue Apr 12, 2005 @ 06:08am

omg i know!! he's the new spokesperson for health snacks and crap..that's GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! now he'll be "*sings* B is for BROCCOLI! it's good enough for me!! B is for broccoli! it's good enough to eatttttttttt!" ~_~ doesn't work dude... stressed

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Wed Apr 13, 2005 @ 05:43am

thats becuase cookies are only a "sometimes food" what the hell is the world coming too when a cookie monster cant even enjoy his damn cookie! gonk scream poor deprived children that ill not grow up with the cookie monster i know and love crying

Claudia de Lenfent
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Mon Apr 18, 2005 @ 02:52am

GIVE THE COOKIES, OR GIVE ME....Well a worse alternative to not having cookies!

Chiririlith
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Tue Apr 19, 2005 @ 02:52am

Broccoli monster?! Pah! They may as well off the Cookie Monster and replace him confused Besides, his crazy obsession with cookies shows kids what will happen if they eat too many cookies. See?! *kids watch cookie monster attack a cookie bearing Girl Scout*
Kid1: eek Woah...
Kid2: He likes his cookies... eek
Kid1: I huess that's what happens when you eat too many cookies...
Kid2: So that's why Mommy only lets me have one at a time surprised
Kid1: I don't want to be crazy gonk
Kid2: I'm never having more than one cookie at a time again surprised
Kid1: I'm never gonna eat anymore cookies... eek

See!! He helps!

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