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Hey you! --Yes, YOU! Fill this out. x3 What would you do if... 1. I came running to you crying? Um, try and get you to stop so I could ask what was wrong without trying to decipher sobs...Assuming we were talking on the phone? O_o *shrug* 2. I kissed you? Be a little weirded out, little paranoid like I always am. 3. I said I loved you? Again, weirded out a bit, paranoid a bit. 4. I was murdered? Chloroform em, and dump em in the river so they drown. Perfect murder. 5. I commited suicide? Um, be all like "WTF?! Whore!!!!" Which is of course a term used by friends. 6. I killed someone? Ask all the details, then get mad that you did not invite me, cuz I could have done a MUCH better job. 7. I was hospitalized? Be sad, but then be an a** and tell you to get over it, even if you had like Herpes Simplex 50, or 5 kinds of cancer. 8. I was going to die? Uh in a roundabout way, I just answered that in number 7. 9. I was your stalker? The ol' 1, 2. Cuz the answer to this is in those too. 10. I became severly depressed? Smack j00 in teh face till you is better. XD 11. You recieved a phone call from me, and someone was on the other line and they said that I had died in some car accident? I would le b***h them out, then be all like "How'd you get my number? Oh right, you're stalking me." 12. I became famous? Be all pissy that you ain't sent me no money. You /will/ receive hate mail, and there /will/ be lots of it, you /will/ enjoy it. 13. I started smoking? Make you smoke 5 cartons in one day. So that way, you get readdicted a few years later, and get cancer 3x as fast =D! 14. I did drugs? Same, only um...that would lead to you being hospitalized, and me telling you to get over it, even though you're comatose from teh overdose....I RHYMED! 15. I lived next door to you? Be all....."Whut duh ********?! Since when?" ---------------------------------------------- What do you think of...... My eyes? Your emo pic's never show em *glare*, dunno if that is the picture glaring or me, YOU FIGURE IT OUT!. My hair? Short, brown, attached to your head....yep definitely hair. My body? Well with "the angles" Me cannot tell. My personality? It is teh coolz. You is forreal laid back son...er daughter..errr uhh sista? Whuduhfuh! My smile? Is leh cool mang! My voice? Prolly all girly and emo-preppy. Oh em gee that's scary. Anything you'd change? Um, can't think of anything, but I think of everything, so no. ---------------------------------------------- Whats more important?(Pick ONE of the following.) A.Popularity. B.Personality. No really this one. C.Age. D.Eyes. E.Breast size. BOOBIES!!!!!!! F.Sexiness. G.Money. H.Religion. I.Kind. J.Skin color. K.Hair. L.Sexual appeal. M.Gender. N.Weight. O.Height. P.Attraction. Q.Intelligence. R.d**k size. S.Clothing style. T.Hobbies. U.Loyalty. V.Honesty. W.Respect. X.Nationality. Y.Perfection. Z.Looks. --------------------------------------------- Other Things... 1.Who are you? Derek, or as you may know me, random insane kid. Yeah you didn't put Greeny on who you are in my journal. 2.Are we friends? Yep, I think so...lemme check with you. Ok yeah, you said we are. Alright then >>. 3.More than friends? No, I don't believe so. I know, you're crushed aren't you? 4.What are your hobbies? Electronics, of any kind. Faxing is FUN! Allow me to explain how in song... 5.Where are you from? Kentucky. 6.What other languages can you speak? Spanish, bit of French, bit of Japanese 7.Favorite type of music? Rock, mostly any kind of it. 8.Describe me in one word. Emoriffic. 9.Is there something you want to tell me, but can't? Your hair is on fire? Sorry, I didn't want you to freak out, but that smell must have had your wondering for some time huh? 10.What do you like best about me? How you put up with my antics. My crazy sane antics. 11.Pick one emoticon for me. Yarrrr*swiftsilence*, pirateninja. The ninja was the swift silence part. 12.Whats one thing you like about yourself? How ******** awesome I am! XD 13.One thing you hate about yourself? How much of a ******** liar I am! XD 14.One think you like about me? Didn't we go over this already?? 15.One thing you hate about me? You smell bad! 16.Whos your favorite person? At the moment? Probably Jean. Could jean at any time though. No, I'm not fixing that. 17.Would you kiss me? Uh, no? 18.Would you tell me that you loved me? Uh friendlove mebbe. FRIENDLOVE NEW WORD! 19.Would you have sex with me? Cmon now, what kind of a question is that. You're lucky there is something wrong with me, and I'm not all male or something. But no, just kidding, I wouldn't. 20.Would you marry me? Uh if the kissing and professing of love won't happen, how will this? Shotgun wedding? XD 21.Drive half-way across the country to see me? Well like you said, we not really halfway across the country. 22.Do something to harm me? No, not intentionally, but I'll say what I said to Rae on this. I /am/ male. It /will/ happen regardless. 23.Whats your favorite anime? You're kidding right? Outlaw Star, but it will more than likely change. 24.Favorite color? Blue, Neon ******** blue. Or black maybe? NEON BLACK! 25.Favorite food? Oh em Gee CRUNCHWRAP SUPREME 26.Favorite place to visit? Friends's cars. Cuz car rides are teh s**t. Getting there is 3/4 of the fun XD. 27.Favorite place to go for solitude? Computer room or my room. My room is boring though. 28.If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be? Bah, EVERYWHERE 29.Will you put this in your journal to see what I have to say about you? You got this from mine, I think ma'am.

1. I'm the worst person to cry to.. But, I'd go something along the lines of ":B What's da matter?" 2. Uhm.. Confused? 0: 3. Again.. Confused, but with added dorkiness! "Lyke.. Ilu 2? :mrgreen: " 4. Flup would cry and hunt down your murderer D< With a plastic fork for added fun? 5. I'd bring you back to life and slap you silly? xDD;; 6. I'd get you to give me part of the loot? 7. Flup would be sad D: 8. Nurrrr.. @___@ 9. Like you aren't already? xDD 10. I'd try to make you laugh with my nonsense? 11. Wowies.. Long.. Uhm.. Wait. How'd you get my phone number? D: 12. I'd demand your autograph and to be your manager 13. I really don't care? ninja 14. I'd ask for some.. 15. That'd be SWEET. And it'd make stalking easier 8D My eyes? Uhmm.. Pixels? My hair? See above My body? See above My personality? It's awesome 8D And it's the only part I know of? My smile? Pixels! My voice? I imagine your voice to be that of Darth Vader's.. So it's made out of win and love. Anything you'd change? Nope <3 A.Popularity. [b]B.Personality. [/b] This one? C.Age. D.Eyes. E.Breast size F.Sexiness. G.Money. H.Religion. I.Kind. J.Skin color. K.Hair. L.Sexual appeal. M.Gender. N.Weight. O.Height. P.Attraction. Q.Intelligence. [b]R.d**k size.[/b] LAWL S.Clothing style. T.Hobbies. U.Loyalty. V.Honesty. W.Respect. X.Nationality. Y.Perfection. Z.Looks. 1. Flip/Flum! 2. O'course we are.. <3 I think D: 3. Nope.. I don't think so.. 4. Sleeping, collecting dinos, being a bum.. And uhm.. Rping? 5. Alaska? B Haha.. Laguna Beach.. 6. English, retarded Italian.. And Flummish. 7. I like everything that is NOT country, or rap mrgreen 8. Yoka? 9. Nope 8D 10. You're Yoka.. Ness 11. Happy? -brainfart- 12. This dinosaur I drew on my hand? xDD;; 13. I durno.. I'm lazy and I wish I wasn't mrgreen 14. I thought I answered this? Yoka! 15. Nothing! Absolutely nothing <3 16. The janitor at my school :> 17. Would I get a prize? 18. Platonically! 19. ... AWKWARD 20. If you had lots of money and a rollercoaster in your backyard. 21. Sure.. Why not? 22. I can't physically hurt you, anyways @__@ 23. RANDOM.. Ouran High School Host Club is my current favorite.. 24. Oil puddles <3 25. Urrwahh... Humans? 26. The moon! 27. My room? 28. The moon! 29. If I remember to.. 8D