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"Hey, anybody in this room that's ever been in love will testify to this s**t. If you haven't contemplated murder, you ain't been in love. If you haven't seriously thought about killin' the ********, you ain't been in love. If you haven't had a can of rat poison in your hand and looked at it for forty-five minutes straight, you ain't been in love. If you haven't bought a shovel and a bag and rug to roll their a** up in, you ain't been in love. If you haven't practiced your alibi in front of the mirror, you ain't been in love. And the only thing that's kept you from killing this ******** is an episode of CSI - oh man, they're thorough, I'd better make up, they might catch my a** - you ain't been in love."
- Chris Rock
found this in someone's sig and laughed my a** off. funny stuff ^^
 [-Kathryn-] · Sat Nov 04, 2006 @ 10:21pm · 0 Comments |
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