the best flame I ever saw: "...you worthless, brainless, spineless little s**t. So help me, if I ever met you in public, I would beat you to within an inch of your life for that blatant display of idiocy. I would take a ******** logic textbook to your head so many god damn times that your skull would look like a spiderweb, and the human genepool would be spared the disasterous consequences of accepting your genetic code.
WHAT THE ******** IS WRONG WITH YOU MORONS? WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A GOD-DAMN CYBORG SOLDIER FROM THE 26TH CENTURY, ARMED WITH THE LATEST IN MILITARY WEAPONS, ARMOR, AND TECHNOLOGY, VERSUS SOME GENETICALLY-ENGINEERED OLD FART FROM THE 21ST!!! THE CHIEF'S GOT SHIELDING POWERFUL ENOUGH TO KEEP HIM ALIVE AFTER THE DETONATION OF AN AIR-TO-GROUND GUNSHIP-CARRIED MISSILE AT POINT-BLANK RANGE!!! HE'S GOT ARMOR POWERFUL ENOUGH TO KEEP HIM ALIVE AFTER FALLING FOR MORE THAN A KILOMETER AND HITTING THE GROUND AT MAXIMUM VELOCITY!!! HIS SUIT AND AUGMENTATIONS GIVE HIM ENOUGH STRENGTH TO OVERTURN A FLIPPED MULTI-TON TANK!!! HE'S FAST ENOUGH TO RUN A KILOMETER IN A MATTER OF SECONDS!!! HE'S GOT REFLEXES THAT EXCEED THE MILLISECOND RANGE!!! WHAT THE ******** DOES SNAKE HAVE - OOH, A BIONIC EYE AND A LUNG CONDITION!!! THAT'S GOING TO DO A FAT LOAD OF GOOD FOR HIM!!!
...I swear to God, sometimes I just want to murder you worthless little pukes, each and ever one of you..."
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 @ 06:25am
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ninja Ten reasons I love ninjas ninja 1. They wear black, knowing thats a cool color 2. They always have a calm attitude about them 3. They are SUPER QUIET, kind of Batman style 4. They have cool little ninja stars 5. They are everywhere, all the time 6. They kill without the surrounding people knowing 7. Super sneaky, never loud 8. They serve a lord, as assasins 9. They have masks and love killing 10. They travel in groups and hunt for the kill