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Today I was doing completely doing nothing but surfing the internet and I tumbled on a few of these. I'm going to share you the ones I really thought that was good to ponder about or to laugh silly about it. Have fun!

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. - Rich Cook

The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible. - Arthur C. Clarke

It is my intention to sit down and play video games for several hours. - Kyle "The Yellow Dart" Smith

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older - then it dawned on me... they are cramming for their finals !

Q: How do you play religious roulette ?
A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck by lightning first.

I'm strictly against people being allowed to declare a religious affiliation they are not even capable of spelling correctly. - David Kastrup.

If God were a liberal, he would have given Moses the Ten Suggestions.

When did ignorance become a point of view ? - Scott Adams.

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it. - Andre Gide.

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little. - Joe Martin, Porterfield

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside. - Robert X. Cringely, InfoWorld magazine

In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it. - Unknown

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold on to a blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth. - Irish Proverb

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. - Jeff Bridges

Sometimes, you hit the bar, and sometimes, the bar hits you. - Jeffrey Lebowski Aka

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy. But the bible says to love your enemy. - On The Wall At The Local Pub

And The best one for last.....

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'd**k', and 'Colon.' Need I say more? - Unknown

I hope you enjoy'd these,I know it's long. sweatdrop Asian ones are next in line.

" I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. I speak and I confuse everybody" -my version of J.Chretien trying to quote Confucious.

>Why was Confucious,one of the wisest man in history, was chosen in the english language,to use most of his name to describe the "I don't what u just said" feeling?(rk)

>I hear no evil, I see no evil, I speak no evil, I don't remember any evil">politician's three -four- wise monkeys

RK