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Nyyyap... if you're looking for my Rabid Fangirl list, it's the next post down... jeez, people...

Changing this to include random crap I want to post around Gaia xp My moods will still be displayed in the header

Inside Jokes:

Kurama the Pimp

The Magic Shirt

Hiei the Lawyer/Policeman

Kurama the Closet Psycho

Hiei the Cow

HG is congruent to DP

Yusuke's size-zero pants

Sensui's anorexia problem

Hiei's feather hair

Kurama's guitar-strumming techniques

Kuwabara's bird flipping

Hiei's hatred of cell phones

Bui's manthong

The LIST... ninja

Yoko's obsession with shiny objects

Hiei's eye nipples (Credit to Mr. Fluffy Fluff! heart )

Sailor Moon YYH Style ^^

Sensui the Manana

Favorite Quotes

'Didn't your parents ever teach you not to talk to strangers??'
'But they've got candy...' -Two friends of mine

'Some say I'm on crack...others say I'm on pot...but I say...I'M GONNA CRACK A POT ON YOUR HEAD IF YA DON'T SHADDAP!' -Me

'If you play with fire, you won't get burned...because you'll make it happy!' -Me

'I'm rubber. You're glue. Being around you makes me high. Now, go away...' -Jettwolf90

'I'm the kind of person my parents want me to stay away from'

'They say asking questions makes you smarter!'
'Then don't ask dumb questions!' -Me and a friend

'You DON'T put a COUCH next to a PHONE BOOTH! It's JUST NOT NORMAL!'
'In case you haven't noticed, I'm NOT normal'
'Oh yeah...' -My little sister did the first and third lines, I'm the second ^^

'I'm one of those BAD things that happens to GOOD people'

'I know as much about games as I do about hugs and puppies, yet I care for them even less' -Hiei

'There is no one who does not carry scars on his heart. If there were someone in the world like that, he would be a shallow soul' -Hiei (His most touching speech ever! crying Let's give him a round o' sound, folks!)

'You see, that's why I picked you, Yusuke, I wanted someone who wouldn't think too much'
'Yes! Of course!'
'Don't be too quick to support me, pal...' -Koenma, Kurama, Yusuke

'Now that's what I like to call a Spirit Sword Monster Beast Doughnut!'
'Hn... idiot...'
'I think Monster Beast Doughnut is a perfect name...'
'Scuse me, sir! I don't like this one! You got chocolate with sprinkles?' -Kuwabara, Hiei, Kurama, Yusuke

'Hiei walks into a bar and says to a random guy, "Hey, where am I?"
The man swiftly replied drunkenly, "Why, you're in a bar!"
Hiei scoffs at the man and continues walking, until he spots a waitress. He goes up to her and asks, "Hey, where am I?"
The woman angrily replies, "You're in a bar, idiot!"
Hiei rolls his eyes at the woman. Then, to Hiei's surprise and horror sees Yusuke sitting at a table in front of him. Hiei runs over and asks, "WHERE AM I!?"
Yusuke looks up, a little shocked to see Hiei, but not really, and answers, "Umm... you're in a bar."
Hiei is left with his mouth agape, his mind boggled, and his feet hurting, so he leaves the bar in a huff.
"What's his problem?" the waitress says to our young hero.
"I think he was in a bar!" Yusuke cried out, thinking himself to be rather witty.
The entire bar's population breaks out in laughter. ' -Idiom Laurels

'What the flippin' ding dong are you babbling about?' -Yusuke

'So what if I'm evil? At least I love' -Another friend of mine

'If we make it back alive, lunch is on me!' -Yusuke

'You should've learned by now that this is a kill or be killed world, if you're too weak to help yourself, you deserve to fall.' -Hiei

'I haven't failed...I just found 10,000 ways that didn't work!'

'Holy Mother of Bleeeeep!'
'The only person I've ever known to bleep themselves...you' -Me and my mom

'Wake up and smell yourself...you stink' -Me

'What is this, Grandma with a birthday cake??? Suck it up, you dumb bitches!!'

'Alright then, Grandma, why don't you show this young whippersnapper how it was done in the olden days??'
'Gladly, you patronizing jackass...' -Yusuke and Genkai

HERMIONE: If you want to kill Harry, you'll have to kill us first!
HP FANS: OMGWTF THAT WAS RON'S LINE! YOU CHANGED THINGS FROM THE BOOK!
LOTR FANS: What are you, new? -Unknown

'Now boys, no missiles in the house.'
'Aww, mom...'
'You see, this is what happens when a rocket scientist and a brain surgeon reproduce...' -Mrs. Possible, The Tweebs, and Kim Possible

'Now if I see you hurt these girls I'm gonna have to get ugly, and I am NOT pretty when I'm ugly!' -Lisa (Sister Sister)

'You know what, a*****e?? Sticks and and stones may break my bones but... HOLY s**t! HE'S GOT A ROCKET LAUNCHER!!!' -Unknown

'Happy Birthday to Jessica Simpson who turned 25 years old on Sunday. Jessica threw a surprise party for herself - and it worked. She had no idea!' -Jay Leno

'If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.' -Milton Jones

Save time . . . see it my way.

Nothing is really 'work' unless you would rather be doing something else.

The closest some people ever get to a 4.0 in school is their blood alcohol content.

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas.















Made-Up Songs

You know Keiko, Shizuru and Botan and Koto,
Genkai, Yukina and Juri, Atsuko,
But do you recall...the most famous reindeer of all?
Hiei, the Short, Mean Reindeer,
Lived life with a bad growth stunt!
And if you ever saw him,
You would say that he's a runt.
All of the other reindeer,
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor Hiei,
Join in any reindeer games!
Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Yusuke came to say...
Hiei, with your stature split,
Won't you clean my reindeer's s**t?
Soon everything was silenced,
After a horrible feat.
Hiei, the Short, Mean Reindeer,
Mess with him and you're dead meat! ^^

-Original by Mr. Fluffy Fluff, edited by me heart

The Adventures of the Yu Yu Hakusho Plushies <- A must-see whee