WITH THE PET NAMES
JUST WHEN I THINK THE DAYS OF "SWEETIE" "DARLING" "DEAR" "HONEY" "SWEETCHEEKS" AND THE LIKE WERE OVER THEY COME BACK
I turn around during science because I'm tired of listening to my lab partner/friend asking Mr. Bloede questions and Gundy aka David G. has one of his papers sitting out on his desk, and he was turned around talking to his lab partner aka Shane Twang, so I took the liberty of snooping around his paper. We got the same grade. (19/20) :] Regardless, in the "name" blank, all it said was "David G." in really run together letters. So, of course, I made it more delightful. I changed it to "David Gundycakes heart " Complete with hearts to see if he would notice. ALAS when the bell rang I saw him crumple up a paper and I was like "OMFG WAS THAT YOUR GUNDYCAKES PAPER?" "What?" "Jeez! I wrote down 'Gundycakes' with a heart by it on your paper when I was bored and I would be just heartbroken if you threw it away! THAT BETTER NOT BE THAT PAPER, GUNDY." "Uh..." "Whatever, Gundycakes." "Thanks for writing 'Gundycakes' on my paper. That was nice of you." "I'M A NICE PERSON" "HEY DO WE HAVE TRI-M" "NO."
So now Gundy is Gundycakes for the rest of eternity, and the era of petnames has been indefinately extended. ]:
Shriekie · Tue Feb 20, 2007 @ 12:08am · 5 Comments |