me irl, with my friends, and we were at Macdonald's.
we were about to leave and all in the car when suddenly,
this dude
hops in with us to try and scare us,
but we were all like "come on in buddy" and pulled him into the car and started to drive away, his friends where now scared and started to chase our car.
at this point my friend konecki decides to lean in and tell him"the gorilla" "were gonna rape you"
the gorilla now starts to panic and kick at the door which i am holding shut.
but he got really scared and started breathing really hard so we let him go, and he bolted like hell out of there. it was so amazing
we kidnapped a gorilla!
