MangaTurtle
Greetings and Salutations.
According to our records you are a member of the “Politically Incorrect Polls Guild”, or the “PIPG”, for short. But that’s not important right now. What is important is your absence.
We appreciate the initial interest that you showed in this guild; we have been informed that this is a fairly original idea. I thought so to and I thought it was a good idea, however, every good Guild Captain knows that he alone is not the sole success of a guild, but the activity of the members is.
I cannot provide topics’ everyday. I wish I could but I have other things to do…important…uh…captain…stuff. Yeah. So in short, You are slacking. If you don’t want to post in the guild, that’s your business. Do what you want. But if your not going to be there, I’m not going to keep you in the roster. I mean, come on, think here, what’s the point of being in a guild that your not going to be a part of? That and your cheating the other members that actually post.
I mean, come on though, it’s not that hard though. I mean you can write about anything here! This is a poll guild as well! I’ll accept funny little thoughts, gothic poetry, jokes, monologues, heck, have us critique your essays and school work! I have my own agenda, but I’m not going to stop you guess, push racism, homosexuality, Christianity, heck, I’ll even go with terrorism! Write about anything! Anything even seemingly pointless things are up for grabs.
But if you absolutely cannot come up with anything to post, then by nice, by fair, be responsible, and quit…or I’ll kick you out. I’m not just going to let you sit there and take up space. Okay? If you don’t want to be here then you may leave.
So this is your PIPG Captain, hoping you’ll stay with us for the years to come and the adventures and controversy to be had. However, I have to be firm on this. And believe I can be nefariously cruel if I want to be. So come along and join the fun, or respectfully take your leave. Thank you.
Your Controversial Captain
Manga Turtle
According to our records you are a member of the “Politically Incorrect Polls Guild”, or the “PIPG”, for short. But that’s not important right now. What is important is your absence.
We appreciate the initial interest that you showed in this guild; we have been informed that this is a fairly original idea. I thought so to and I thought it was a good idea, however, every good Guild Captain knows that he alone is not the sole success of a guild, but the activity of the members is.
I cannot provide topics’ everyday. I wish I could but I have other things to do…important…uh…captain…stuff. Yeah. So in short, You are slacking. If you don’t want to post in the guild, that’s your business. Do what you want. But if your not going to be there, I’m not going to keep you in the roster. I mean, come on, think here, what’s the point of being in a guild that your not going to be a part of? That and your cheating the other members that actually post.
I mean, come on though, it’s not that hard though. I mean you can write about anything here! This is a poll guild as well! I’ll accept funny little thoughts, gothic poetry, jokes, monologues, heck, have us critique your essays and school work! I have my own agenda, but I’m not going to stop you guess, push racism, homosexuality, Christianity, heck, I’ll even go with terrorism! Write about anything! Anything even seemingly pointless things are up for grabs.
But if you absolutely cannot come up with anything to post, then by nice, by fair, be responsible, and quit…or I’ll kick you out. I’m not just going to let you sit there and take up space. Okay? If you don’t want to be here then you may leave.
So this is your PIPG Captain, hoping you’ll stay with us for the years to come and the adventures and controversy to be had. However, I have to be firm on this. And believe I can be nefariously cruel if I want to be. So come along and join the fun, or respectfully take your leave. Thank you.
Your Controversial Captain
Manga Turtle
Greetings back at you, Cap'n.
I'm afraid that I've been going to university and though I can appreciate what you're getting at, I'm certain my difficulty with coming up with a controversial issue will not harm your guild in any way. If I do not post anything in my lifetime on your boards, your happy little minons will move on, I'm sure. I know, it's hard to think of a world without me, but be brave. Be brave. I'm sure the emptiness I have left within your guild and within you will be filled by another Gaia go-er who has time to dance on cue. Until then, I will pray for you. Be strong.
Yeah, if you wanna be cruel and kick me out, be my guest. Honestly, I would love to get involved with your guild, but since I am simply taking up virtual space, I will let this behemothic opportunity go. Unfortunately, I will have to speak about controversial issues elsewhere...like, hm, in my expensive university courses where all of my debates will add up to something more than wasted space. Thanks, Cap'n...thank you for the privilege of standing by your side, even for a short time...it has been such a learning experience. And thank you too for remembering that while some may have the time to get on over to your guild on a regular basis to report and debate on the important happenings of the world (and to really get to the bottom of big issues, like "Gee, does this virtual outfit on my avatar make me look fat?" -P.s. the virtual clothes don't make you look fat, it's the sitting on your a** all day playing gaia that makes you look fat), others are inclined to face reality from time to time...you know, like, going to work, or school...or taking a shower. You truly are an understanding character. I would not trade my experiences with your guild for anything in world...well, besides actual experiences in the world you have come to know as: "The bright place".
In closing, I want you to think about how absolutely stupid your entire 'warning' was. How threatening is: "Imma kick you out, beetch! Now play it my way!"? Really, think about how much power you have over me in reality? You could kick me out, you could report my post, you could hack my computer if you are so inclined...but is it really more than a little five year old boy getting really pissed and pulling the hair of someone who won't play with him? Just a thought.
Thanks again,
Your humble servant,
Dig
