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Story Numero Uno of the DeideraxGaara Fanfiction Series!!!!
Let’s see, I came up with this while being forced to listen to that one REEEEAAAAlly perverted song by the black eyed peas, “my humps, my humps! My lovely lady humps!!” god I hate that! Well anyways, you get the picture! Soooooo, on with the story!!! *flees westward and smacks into a wall* GODDAMMIT!!!! WHERE THE HELL DID THIS COME FROM?!?!?!?!?!
*Ding Dong*
“KANKURO! Get the door!!!” screamed temari from the bathroom.
The puppeteer mumbled as he strode across the room to the door.
*DINGDONG DINGDONG*
“I’M COMING GODDAMMIT!!!” he hollered at the door. He flung it open, revealing Tobi, sasori, kisame, naruto, sakura, and sasuke. “Yeah?” he growled.
“We’re here to say hi to Gaara!” piped up and energetic Naruto.
Tobi cleared his throat. “And to find out where Deidara skipped off to”
Kisame nodded. “He may be a total f**, but we love him!” stated the clueless shark man. He received many glares.
“Ah, their in gaara’s room, I think” he said, leading the way.
“waddaya think their doin?” asked sakura slyly.
Kankuro shrugged. “Who knows, but I’ll guess we’ll see soon enough”
As they climbed up the stairs to gaara’s room, they heard a voice scream “********, DEIDARA!!!!!!”
Their was giggling, and another voice said in a seductive tone, “Well if you insist, Gaara-chan!” more giggling.
They were at the door
“Maybe we don’t want to see this. Oh well, here we go.” Kankuro said glumly as he opened the door.
Gaara was flat on the bed, Deidara pinning him down with a hot kiss as the blond struggled to remove Gaara’s shirt.
“HOLY ******** s**t, GAARA!!! YOU NEVER SEEMED LIKE A BOTTOM PERSON TO ME!!!” kankuro screamed.
Inner sakura and sasori were killing Deidara, sasuke’s eye twitched, naruto and tobi had their mouths hanging open and nosebleeds, and kisame just shrugged.
“Aaawww!! Why’d ya have to come and ruin all the fun, un!” pouted Deidara.
“Ah, get Offa Gaara, and stop trying to do my brother”
“You’re no fun!” Gaara shocked everyone with a cute little pout.
“Gaara, your 15, to young for sex” kankuro stated in a bored voice.
“Oh, come on! I won’t hurt him, un!” Deidara smirked.
Gaara got a sneaky look on his face. “Kankuro, you should be one to talk, you ******** hypocrite! Your first time was when you were 13 and a half! Then again, kiba would know” Gaara smiled and laughed
Everyone else gasped.
Deidara looked at Gaara adoringly. “I love you”
 cheiruhime · Tue Apr 24, 2007 @ 12:28am · 0 Comments |
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