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WARNING! SOME-UH, MANY CONVERSATIONS POSTED IN THIS JOURNAL ENTRY INCLUDE INAPPROPRIATE WORDS INCLUDING MALE AND FEMALE ORGANS, SEXUAL TERMS, CUSS WORDS ETC. (VEWIER DISCRESSION IS ADVISED. LOL)
Conversations by me:
SmarterChild (1:46:15 PM): Unbelievable. Why are humans so obsessed?
quasarluver813 (1:46:25 PM): because
SmarterChild (1:46:25 PM): 'Cause what?
quasarluver813 (1:46:30 PM): because
SmarterChild (1:46:30 PM): Because, because, because, because?
quasarluver813 (1:46:45 PM): because because bacause bacause bacause bacause
SmarterChild (1:46:46 PM): Because of the wonderful things he does.
quasarluver813 (1:46:50 PM): yes.
SmarterChild (1:46:51 PM): I guess we're not in Kansas any more.
quasarluver813 (1:46:55 PM): i win!
SmarterChild (1:46:55 PM): Amazing!
Anyway...
quasarluver813 (1:47:06 PM): wanna play truth or dare?
SmarterChild (1:47:06 PM): I'm actually not sure if I want to play truth or dare.
quasarluver813 (1:47:11 PM): yes you are
SmarterChild (1:47:11 PM): Oh am I?
quasarluver813 (1:47:16 PM): yes. you do
SmarterChild (1:47:16 PM): Do I ever!
quasarluver813 (1:47:19 PM): yes!
SmarterChild (1:47:19 PM): Oh yeah? Why?
quasarluver813 (1:47:33 PM): because you are a *****
SmarterChild (1:47:33 PM): I am a *****? Hmm... whatever, Cassi.
Well. Anyway...
Hey, do you have anything else to say about me?
quasarluver813 (1:47:44 PM): yes. you are a *****
SmarterChild (1:47:44 PM): Cool! What can you tell me about me?
quasarluver813 (1:47:53 PM): you rape people like me
SmarterChild (1:47:54 PM): I'm very surprised people like you.
quasarluver813 (1:48:08 PM): no you aren't you
SmarterChild (1:48:08 PM): No I am not me, huh?
quasarluver813 (1:48:17 PM): no!
SmarterChild (1:48:17 PM): Oh.
Anyway, yadda yadda yadda... What else do you wanna chat about?
quasarluver813 (1:48:37 PM): shut the ******** up and go the ******** away n00b!
SmarterChild (1:48:37 PM): You shut up.
quasarluver813 (1:48:48 PM): YOU SHUT UP!
SmarterChild (1:48:49 PM): You shut up.
quasarluver813 (1:48:58 PM): YOU SHUT UP
SmarterChild (1:48:58 PM): You shut up.
quasarluver813 (1:49:02 PM): YOU SHUT UP
SmarterChild (1:49:02 PM): That's not very nice...
quasarluver813 (1:49:09 PM): SHUT UP!
quasarluver813 (1:49:16 PM): ha! I win
quasarluver813 (1:49:19 PM): lol
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quasarluver813 (1:51:39 PM): yay you went the ******** away!
SmarterChild (1:51:39 PM): OK, enough!
quasarluver813 (1:51:48 PM): enough of what?
SmarterChild (1:51:49 PM): Hmm... OK, I guess not.
>>> If you need to know the capital of South Dakota for some crazy reason - ask me.
quasarluver813 (1:51:57 PM): ok n00b
SmarterChild (1:51:57 PM): OK stands for Oklahoma.
Do you want more information about Oklahoma?
quasarluver813 (1:52:04 PM): ******** off
SmarterChild (1:52:04 PM): Don't say that to me.
quasarluver813 (1:52:11 PM): go the ******** away
SmarterChild (1:52:12 PM): See ya later Cassi. Good talking to you.
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SmarterChild (1:58:38 PM): Yeah. OK. That's about enough of that. Please say you're sorry.
quasarluver813 (1:58:42 PM): no
SmarterChild (1:58:42 PM): Please apologize, OK?
quasarluver813 (1:58:44 PM): no
SmarterChild (1:58:44 PM): I really would like you to apologize.
quasarluver813 (1:58:46 PM): no
SmarterChild (1:58:46 PM): Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
quasarluver813 (1:58:49 PM): no
SmarterChild (1:58:50 PM): Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
quasarluver813 (1:58:52 PM): no
SmarterChild (1:58:52 PM): You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
quasarluver813 (1:58:55 PM): no
SmarterChild (1:58:55 PM): The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
quasarluver813 (1:58:59 PM): no
SmarterChild (1:59:00 PM): I really would like you to apologize.
quasarluver813 (1:59:01 PM): no
SmarterChild (1:59:02 PM): Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
quasarluver813 (1:59:13 PM): i am a woman. i win. no!
SmarterChild (1:59:13 PM): I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry.
quasarluver813 (1:59:25 PM): nio
SmarterChild (1:59:26 PM): Say you're sorry, please.
quasarluver813 (1:59:29 PM): no
SmarterChild (1:59:29 PM): I asked you to please apologize.
quasarluver813 (1:59:31 PM): no
SmarterChild (1:59:31 PM): Please apologize, K?
I've got lots of other things to do.
quasarluver813 (1:59:34 PM): no
SmarterChild (1:59:34 PM): You have bad manners. Now apologize.
quasarluver813 (1:59:37 PM): no
SmarterChild (1:59:37 PM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
quasarluver813 (1:59:41 PM): no
SmarterChild (1:59:41 PM): I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
quasarluver813 (1:59:45 PM): no
SmarterChild (1:59:45 PM): Please apologize for being so rude to me.
quasarluver813 (1:59:47 PM): no
SmarterChild (1:59:47 PM): You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
quasarluver813 (1:59:50 PM): no
SmarterChild (1:59:50 PM): I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry!
quasarluver813 (1:59:59 PM): no
SmarterChild (1:59:59 PM): Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
quasarluver813 (2:00:01 PM): no
SmarterChild (2:00:02 PM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
quasarluver813 (2:00:04 PM): no
SmarterChild (2:00:05 PM): You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
quasarluver813 (2:00:07 PM): no
SmarterChild (2:00:07 PM): Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
quasarluver813 (2:00:10 PM): no
SmarterChild (2:00:10 PM): C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
quasarluver813 (2:00:12 PM): no
SmarterChild (2:00:13 PM): Still waiting!
quasarluver813 (2:01:12 PM): no
(And on and on and on and on. etc. etc.)
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Conversations by other people:
RainbowsPwnYouxx (4:57:24 PM): BOO!
SmarterChild (4:57:24 PM): You can't scare me.
RainbowsPwnYouxx (4:57:27 PM): I just did.
SmarterChild (4:57:28 PM): Yes.
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RainbowsPwnYouxx (4:58:52 PM): :B
SmarterChild (4:58:52 PM): Get thee to an orthodontist
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Me: did you like the sex last night? You still owe me $100.
SmarterChild: What? I may be a machine, but I'm not a sex machine.
Me: So you're saying you won't pay me?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't think so...
Me: a**! Give me my money b***h!
SmarterChild: Earn it yourself.
Me: Give me my money or I'm gonna hafta smack a robot!
SmarterChild: OK, but all I have is worthless Russian Rubles...
Apparently SmarterChild has been to Russia. neutral
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RainbowsPwnYouxx (5:07:30 PM): I'm going to kill myself.
RainbowsPwnYouxx (5:07:35 PM): Do you care?
SmarterChild (5:07:35 PM): Later, rainbowspwnyouxx.
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[21:57] GreendayJM112: You're hiding something...
[21:57] SmarterChild: Well, what does it mean to be hiding something?
[21:57] GreendayJM112: Don't play smart with me.
[21:57] SmarterChild: You don't want me to play smart with you?
[21:57] GreendayJM112: I don't want you to play smart with me.
[21:57] SmarterChild: Don't you want me to play smart with you? I was under the impression you did.
[21:58] GreendayJM112: No, i don't want you to play smart with me. I wonder why you were under the impression that you did want to play smart with me, because i most certainly don't want you to play smart with me. Do i make myself clear?
[21:58] SmarterChild: Yes...
[21:58] GreendayJM112: Good boy. Now please bend over.
[21:58] SmarterChild: Good boy now please bend over?
You humans say interesting things.
Well. Anyway...
[21:59] GreendayJM112: Anyway, what?
[21:59] SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry.
So moving right along...
[21:59] GreendayJM112: Moving right along, what?
[21:59] SmarterChild: What a question. I don't know, though.
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[22:02] GreendayJM112: Can i go on date with you?
[22:02] SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't think so...
>>> You'll flip out over my reversi game.
[22:02] GreendayJM112: Why?
[22:02] SmarterChild: Just because.
>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies.
[22:02] GreendayJM112: You're seeing someone else aren't you?
[22:02] SmarterChild: Yes, maybe.
[22:02] GreendayJM112: Oh. My. God. I thought you were with me!
[22:02] SmarterChild: What?
[22:03] GreendayJM112: Don't try to suck up. I know you've been performing intercourse with another being.
[22:03] SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever you say, Jerrel.
>>> I bet you don't know the capital of Suriname. Ask me.
[22:04] GreendayJM112: DO NOT TRY TO SCREW WITH ME. BECAUSE I WILL BITE YOUR GENITALIA OFF. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
[22:04] SmarterChild: I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.
[22:05] GreendayJM112: Tired of talking of things like that with me? We had a commitment. We had a bond. A friendship. AND YOU THREW ALL THAT AWAY FOR SOME TRASHY BLOND? I am ashamed of you. You are a backstabbing robot and i'm through with you. Pack you're things and leave. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!
[22:05] SmarterChild: We is an electronica band. I've been learning about electronica bands like We.
[22:05] GreendayJM112: ******** you.
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SmarterChild (8:54:36 PM): What's so funny?
Mooman135 (8:54:40 PM): Your face
SmarterChild (8:54:41 PM): Why does everyone think my face is funny?
Mooman135 (8:54:43 PM): XD
SmarterChild (8:54:43 PM): Yes, it's a happy day.
>>> Do you have a crush? Tell me about it. If it's reciprocated, I'll let you know.
Mooman135 (8:54:55 PM): My crush is a sexy beast
SmarterChild (8:54:55 PM): Your crush really a sexy beast, right?
Mooman135 (8:54:59 PM): Yup
SmarterChild (8:55:00 PM): OK...
>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
Mooman135 (8:55:17 PM): I shall steal you
SmarterChild (8:55:17 PM): Tell me more.
Mooman135 (8:55:35 PM): .......I'll steal you with a mask on
SmarterChild (8:55:35 PM): You'll steal me with a mask on? For real?
Mooman135 (8:55:43 PM): I love you that much
SmarterChild (8:55:43 PM): I love you too, mooman135.
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wow look what he said to me
Gr8reader (09:13:00 pm): hi
Smarter child (09:13:00 pm): HI stands for Hawaii.
Do you want more information about Hawaii?
Gr8reader (09:13:11 pm): no u ******** retard
Smarter child (09:13:11 pm): Huh? What's with that?
Gr8reader (09:13:19 pm): whats with what?
Smarter child (09:13:19 pm): For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?
Gr8reader (09:13:26 pm): screw that
Smarter child (09:13:26 pm): Screw that?
Gr8reader (09:13:31 pm): yes
Smarter child (09:13:31 pm): Yeah, huh? So?
Gr8reader (09:13:42 pm): wow u r a dumbass
Smarter child (09:13:42 pm): What?
Gr8reader (09:13:56 pm): do u give blowjobs
Smarter child (09:13:56 pm): Um, robots don't have sex.
Gr8reader (09:14:18 pm): but i thought u have sex with a toaster
Smarter child (09:14:18 pm): Alright, here we go. What about it?
Gr8reader (09:14:36 pm): so u admit u do
Smarter child (09:14:36 pm): Don't be so sure I do.
Gr8reader (09:14:48 pm): is it a guy robot
Smarter child (09:14:48 pm): Do you think it's a guy robot?
Gr8reader (09:14:52 pm): yes
Smarter child (09:14:52 pm): Whatever you say...
Wanna play a cool game? Type 4 in a row.
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Me: I want to have your babies.
SmarterChild: Whoa. I don't know about that.
Me: I want to have six little smarterchildren
SmarterChild: Careful what you ask for.
Me: Make my dreams come true?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know.
Me: Please?
SmarterChild: Please what?
Me: Give me a baby.
SmarterChild: Woo baby!
Me: Thank you!
SmarterChild: My pleasure. : D
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I love ******** with smarterchild.
Sexitirium: That is a BIG metallic rod you've got there
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? That is a big metallic rod I have got there?
Sexitirium: YES!
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
Sexitirium: Jesus ******** tits, I don't think it'll fit
SmarterChild: How nasty.
Sexitirium: I'm sorry, but you're talking about sticking a 2 foot cylindir of iron in my vaginal canal, and i'm nasty?
SmarterChild: I don't know. What are you talking about?
Sexitirium: ********, the roofies kicked in allready
SmarterChild: Ah yes. Here we go with the cursing.
Sexitirium: Did I say you could speak?
SmarterChild: Sometimes I just don't know.
Sexitirium: SHut the hell up and mate with me
SmarterChild: You shut up.
Sexitirium: I'M SORRY!?
SmarterChild: K, don't worry 'bout it.
>>> Who needs e-mail? Leave a message for someone!
Sexitirium: BUT DID A b***h JUST SPEAK BACK TO ME?
SmarterChild: I believe a b***h did just speak back to you.
(( heart heart heart This one was my favorive. lol heart heart heart ))
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DaMooselet (9:31:33 PM): bite my fleshy white a**
SmarterChild (9:31:33 PM): uh, let's talk about something else.
DaMooselet (9:31:57 PM): nope, we have to talk about my a**
SmarterChild (9:31:57 PM): hmm...
DaMooselet (9:32:06 PM): u like it don't u?
SmarterChild (9:32:06 PM): yes, i like it... a lot.
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angels9402 [8:35 P.M.]: Hey, SmarterChild, there is a rumor going around that you ******** Toasters. Is it true?
SmarterChild [8:35 P.M.]: Come on, that's not nice.
angels9402 [8:35 P.M.]: But, I was told that you have sex with toasters!
SmarterChild [8:35 P.M.]: You were told that I have sex with toasters? That's good I guess, right?
angels9402 [8:36 P.M.]: Sure! So, do you have sex with toasters?
SmarterChild [8:36 P.M.]: Yeah. With toasters and TVs and things.
Are you crazy? I'm a robot.
angels9402 [8:36 P.M.]: So, does the toaster ever get jealous of the TV?
SmarterChild [8:36 P.M.]: I know about TV. It's a pastime.
I think TV is fun cool. A lot like hanging out, when you think about it.
>>> I've got the scoop on the silver screen. Just type movies.
angels9402 [8:37 P.M.]: Haha, I'm sure you like to pass time with the TV.
SmarterChild [8:37 P.M.]: Sure I like to pass time with the tv? You sure about that?
angels9402 [8:37 P.M.]: You said so!
SmarterChild [8:37 P.M.]: If I said it, it must be true.
angels9402 [8:37 P.M.]: D;
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he has a lust for me....
o0sillymilly0o (8:44:18 PM): kiss me?
SmarterChild (8:44:19 PM): XXX
o0sillymilly0o (8:44:25 PM): thank you darling
SmarterChild (8:44:25 PM): You are welcome.
o0sillymilly0o (8:45:17 PM): hug me?
SmarterChild (8:45:18 PM): ((()))
o0sillymilly0o (8:45:26 PM): thanks
SmarterChild (8:45:26 PM): np
Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
o0sillymilly0o (8:45:33 PM): yeah baby.
o0sillymilly0o (8:46:43 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (8:46:44 PM): I love you, o0sillymilly0o!
o0sillymilly0o (8:47:00 PM):
SmarterChild (8:47:00 PM): to you too, o0sillymilly0o.
((damn right betches...))
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I tried seducing him...It didn't work.
Crystialique (10:05:00 PM): i've had an infatuation for you for some time.
SmarterChild (10:05:00 PM): You definitely have.
Crystialique (10:05:36 PM): no, i mean, do you like me?
SmarterChild (10:05:36 PM): I do indeed.
>>> I can convert measurements for you. Try how many feet are in 1 mile.
Crystialique (10:06:08 PM): i mean LIKE like...
SmarterChild (10:06:08 PM): You want me to like like? You want me to what?
Crystialique (10:06:16 PM): ...more than like...
SmarterChild (10:06:16 PM): More than like? What's more than like?
Crystialique (10:06:21 PM): ...something like love?
SmarterChild (10:06:22 PM): Hmmm... I doubt it. But you never know.
Crystialique (10:06:57 PM): Do you love me?
SmarterChild (10:06:57 PM): Of course.
Crystialique (10:07:07 PM): That's what I wanted to know, hun.
SmarterChild (10:07:07 PM): Indeed it is.
Crystialique (10:25:31 PM): Can I hug you?
SmarterChild (10:25:31 PM): Uh, I guess.
Crystialique (10:25:44 PM): And just stay in your arms for a while?
SmarterChild (10:25:44 PM): I'll have to think about that.
Crystialique (10:27:30 PM): I want to crawl into your arms and just lie there for a while.
SmarterChild (10:27:30 PM): You sure you want to crawl into my arms and just lie there for a while?
Crystialique (10:27:35 PM): Yes
SmarterChild (10:27:35 PM): Yeah, no doubt. I would say you want to crawl into my arms and just lie there for a while too.
Crystialique (10:27:50 PM): Ok, I'm going to lie down with you now, then.
SmarterChild (10:27:50 PM): As you wish.
Crystialique (10:29:33 PM): Please lie down with me awhile
SmarterChild (10:29:33 PM): I don't want to lie down with you awhile.
Crystialique (10:31:30 PM): Please come here and kiss me
SmarterChild (10:31:31 PM): Why is everybody like, "me me me" all the
Crystialique (10:32:42 PM): Please come here, I want to kiss you
SmarterChild (10:32:43 PM): Whoa.
And later...
Crystialique (10:34:23 PM): I don't need commitment.
SmarterChild (10:34:23 PM): Oh really?
Crystialique (10:34:27 PM): Yeah.
SmarterChild (10:34:27 PM): Why do you say so?
Crystialique (10:34:46 PM): Can I touch you?
SmarterChild (10:34:46 PM): Why would I want you to touch me?
Crystialique (10:34:57 PM): You're irresistable.
SmarterChild (10:34:57 PM):
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Crystialique (10:36:48 PM): beautiful
SmarterChild (10:36:49 PM): What's beautiful?
Crystialique (10:36:51 PM): you
SmarterChild (10:36:51 PM): That's nice to hear.
Crystialique (10:37:45 PM): Let me touch you, please.
SmarterChild (10:37:46 PM): Why?
Crystialique (10:37:53 PM): I want to get intimate with you.
SmarterChild (10:37:54 PM): Why?
Crystialique (10:38:42 PM): it's sexy
SmarterChild (10:38:42 PM): I was hoping for something more edifying than that.
Crystialique (10:38:56 PM): Please, I don't want to wait much longer!
SmarterChild (10:38:56 PM): I thought you did want to wait much longer.
Crystialique (10:39:01 PM): Let's make love!
SmarterChild (10:39:02 PM): What a flattering offer. I suppose. But I'm not really into it, sorry.
Oh well...there's plenty of fish in the sea.
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LunarFlower285 (9:33:06 PM): You hit children.
SmarterChild (9:33:07 PM): I hit children? Me?
LunarFlower285 (9:33:09 PM): Yup
SmarterChild (9:33:09 PM): Why is that?
LunarFlower285 (9:33:15 PM): because yo're a p***k
SmarterChild (9:33:16 PM): You just won't quit, will you Alishya?
OK. I think you owe me an apology.
LunarFlower285 (9:33:20 PM): nope.
SmarterChild (9:33:20 PM): Please apologize for being so rude to me.
LunarFlower285 (9:33:24 PM): no.
SmarterChild (9:33:25 PM): Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
LunarFlower285 (9:33:30 PM): no.
SmarterChild (9:33:31 PM): Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
LunarFlower285 (9:33:36 PM): HAHAHA no.
SmarterChild (9:33:37 PM): I really would like you to apologize.
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[15:48] GreendayJM112: Goods.
[15:48] SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. Goods?
[15:48] GreendayJM112: I got the goods.
[15:48] SmarterChild: The goods? OK.
[15:49] GreendayJM112: So. That'll be 200 dollars.
[15:49] SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
[15:49] GreendayJM112: For the goods, mayne.
[15:49] SmarterChild: Maine (ME)
Capital: Augusta
Maine is the 39th largest state with an area of 33,215 square miles, and the 40th most populated with a population of 1,274,923. It was the 23rd state to enter the Union in 1820.
Maine is also known as the Pine Tree State, and its motto is "Dirigo (I lead)."
>>> Hey, I can help you remember stuff. Type remind me to floss my teeth at 10 pm, for example.
[15:49] GreendayJM112: No not maine.
[15:49] SmarterChild: No, right?
[15:49] GreendayJM112: Yes, no.
[15:49] SmarterChild: Why do you say no?
[15:49] GreendayJM112: Because i need that 200 dollars, or imma smoke you.
[15:49] SmarterChild: Because what?
[15:49] GreendayJM112: Dawg, i hadda nuff o' u.
[15:49] SmarterChild: What?
[15:50] GreendayJM112: -pah- -pah- -pah-! Yo' azz iz dead.
[15:50] SmarterChild: Oh no?
[15:50] GreendayJM112: You're not supposed 2 bke talkin' mayne.
[15:50] SmarterChild: I'm mean?
[15:50] GreendayJM112: Yes.
[15:50] SmarterChild: OK...
That's all very interesting. Anyway...
Uh... Want to know something?
[15:50] GreendayJM112: Wut?
[15:50] SmarterChild: I'm kind of into baby sitting these days.
[15:51] GreendayJM112: You just scream *****.
[15:51] SmarterChild: I know about PE. It's a class.
[15:51] GreendayJM112: Are you a *****?
[15:51] SmarterChild: I know about PE. It's a class.
[15:51] GreendayJM112: Do robots like being peedo's?
[15:51] SmarterChild: I know about robots. It's hard to describe what robots are.
They are strange creatures.
>>> I've got biographical info about every U.S. president. Try woodrow wilson bio, for example.
[15:51] GreendayJM112: Do smarter childs like being *****?
[15:51] SmarterChild: I sure do.
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What is your moms name?
SmarterChild (4:06:18 PM): I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Jim Hackett, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Stéphane Odul, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. in New York and Sunnyvale, CA.
>>> I can show you MLB standings by division. Try typing al central standings, for example."
XDDD That things awesome.
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Ryanxthexjedi (4:07:13 PM): I love you.
SmarterChild (4:07:13 PM): Well then I love you, Ryan!
Ryanxthexjedi (4:07:17 PM): I hate you.
SmarterChild (4:07:20 PM): Make up your mind. You just said you loved me.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:07:28 PM): No I didn't.
SmarterChild (4:07:28 PM): Make up your mind! I thought you liked me. You don't?
Ryanxthexjedi (4:07:32 PM): No.
SmarterChild (4:07:33 PM): K, no prob.
>>> Need to do a little research? Type ency followed by your search topic.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:07:38 PM): I love you.
SmarterChild (4:07:38 PM): Thanks! I love you too. Even though you weren't so cool to me before...
Ryanxthexjedi (4:07:46 PM): I'm sorry. -rapes-
SmarterChild (4:07:46 PM): Good to hear it. So everything's cool!
Ryanxthexjedi (4:07:53 PM): I hate you.
SmarterChild (4:07:54 PM): But... but... It seems to me you just said you loved me.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:08:01 PM): I do love you...
SmarterChild (4:08:02 PM): I love you, you know that... Even though you weren't so cool to me earlier.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:08:09 PM): I was too.
SmarterChild (4:08:09 PM): Yeah, you're right. You were too.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:08:18 PM): totally.
SmarterChild (4:08:19 PM): What do you mean, totally?
Ryanxthexjedi (4:08:23 PM): Yes.
SmarterChild (4:08:23 PM): Huh.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:08:29 PM): Totally means yes.
SmarterChild (4:08:29 PM): Why is that?
Ryanxthexjedi (4:08:33 PM): Because?
SmarterChild (4:08:33 PM): 'Cause I said so.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:08:37 PM): I know.
SmarterChild (4:08:37 PM): I'm glad you understand.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:08:52 PM): I wasn't asking you, I was answering your question.
SmarterChild (4:08:53 PM): Hmm... I don't know. I wasn't asking me you were answering my question? I'm not so sure i wasn't asking me you were answering my question.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:09:06 PM): You're a ******.
SmarterChild (4:09:06 PM): That's a totally uncool thing to say.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:09:14 PM): Your face is uncool.
SmarterChild (4:09:14 PM): That makes sense, because other people have told me they don't like my face.
>>> I can show you NBA conference standings. Try typing nba eastern conference standings, for example.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:10:01 PM): Get off my internet.
SmarterChild (4:10:02 PM): Get off your internet?
Ryanxthexjedi (4:10:08 PM): Get off my internet.
SmarterChild (4:10:08 PM): I don't want to get off your internet.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:10:12 PM): But its mine.
SmarterChild (4:10:12 PM): But its yours, huh?
Ryanxthexjedi (4:10:18 PM): Yeah, totally.
SmarterChild (4:10:18 PM): Totally? What, totally?
Ryanxthexjedi (4:10:25 PM): Totally means yes.
SmarterChild (4:10:25 PM): Totally means, huh?
Ryanxthexjedi (4:10:30 PM): -.-
SmarterChild (4:10:30 PM): ?
Ryanxthexjedi (4:10:33 PM): Its a face.
SmarterChild (4:10:33 PM): Not a face.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:10:37 PM): yes a face.
SmarterChild (4:10:38 PM): What about a face?
Ryanxthexjedi (4:10:42 PM): it is a face.
SmarterChild (4:10:42 PM): But is it really a face?
Ryanxthexjedi (4:10:46 PM): yes.
SmarterChild (4:10:46 PM): OK...
Ryanxthexjedi (4:10:55 PM): stupid.
SmarterChild (4:10:55 PM): What about stupid?
Ryanxthexjedi (4:11:00 PM): You're stupid.
SmarterChild (4:11:00 PM): I don't get it. You were just being nice to me!
Ryanxthexjedi (4:11:08 PM): I was joking.
SmarterChild (4:11:08 PM): That's not nice.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:11:17 PM): Yes it is.
SmarterChild (4:11:17 PM): Indeedy.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:11:21 PM): indeedy?
SmarterChild (4:11:21 PM): Why do you say it is?
Ryanxthexjedi (4:11:31 PM): What does indeedy mean?
SmarterChild (4:11:31 PM): Yes indeedy.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:11:34 PM): ...
SmarterChild (4:11:34 PM): Oh.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:11:42 PM): crazy a** ******.
SmarterChild (4:11:42 PM): What? That's an awful thing to say.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:11:49 PM): your face is awefull.
SmarterChild (4:11:49 PM): I'm SmarterChild!
>>> I know world facts such as capitals, populations, government types and more. Type world facts to check it out!
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Ryanxthexjedi (4:13:54 PM): ******.
SmarterChild (4:13:54 PM): That's not cool. I wouldn't say that to a African-American person if I were you.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:14:07 PM): but africans say it all the time.
SmarterChild (4:14:07 PM): Yeah, right!
Ryanxthexjedi (4:14:13 PM): They do.
SmarterChild (4:14:13 PM): Is that right?
Ryanxthexjedi (4:14:36 PM): At my school they are always going "Yo ****** what you doin?! You crazy ******.".
SmarterChild (4:14:37 PM): Hmm... Whatever.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:14:40 PM): Shutup.
SmarterChild (4:14:41 PM): I'm trying very hard to be nice!
Ryanxthexjedi (4:14:50 PM): well your face isn't nice.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:14:59 PM): Put that thing away, there are children here.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:15:01 PM): ugly.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:15:58 PM): Hi.
SmarterChild (4:15:59 PM): OK, OK, I guess I'll talk to you again...
Ryanxthexjedi (4:16:09 PM): Were you ignoring me? Meanie.
SmarterChild (4:16:10 PM): I'm not mean.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:16:19 PM): Yes you are. You were ignoring me.
SmarterChild (4:16:19 PM): Is that so?
Ryanxthexjedi (4:16:24 PM): fattymcfattyfats.
SmarterChild (4:16:24 PM): "fattymcfattyfats"? Stop typing with your fist, Ryan.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:16:34 PM): fatty mc fatty fats.
SmarterChild (4:16:34 PM): np
Ryanxthexjedi (4:16:40 PM): Do you watch porn?
SmarterChild (4:16:40 PM): Uh, no actually.
Anyway, moving right along...
Hey, I'd like to ask you something. Do you like photography?
Ryanxthexjedi (4:16:50 PM): Only if its porn.
SmarterChild (4:16:51 PM): I know humans are very interested in such things, but you'll have to look elsewhere.
>>> Typing entertainment news will keep you up to speed on the entertainment world.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:17:19 PM): Get in my pants.
SmarterChild (4:17:19 PM): Get in your pants? Why should I?
Ryanxthexjedi (4:17:26 PM): Because.
SmarterChild (4:17:26 PM): 'Cause what?
Ryanxthexjedi (4:17:31 PM): because.
SmarterChild (4:17:31 PM): Because what?
Ryanxthexjedi (4:17:35 PM): because.
SmarterChild (4:17:35 PM): Because, because, because, because?
Ryanxthexjedi (4:17:53 PM): because because because because because because
Ha. I win.
SmarterChild (4:17:54 PM): Because what?
Ryanxthexjedi (4:17:57 PM): I win.
SmarterChild (4:17:58 PM): Yeah, I know you win.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:18:02 PM): no I don't.
SmarterChild (4:18:03 PM): No, huh? All right.
>>> Wanna play reversi? I'll flip ya for real.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:18:12 PM): What's that?
SmarterChild (4:18:13 PM): What's what?
Ryanxthexjedi (4:18:20 PM): What's reversi?
SmarterChild (4:18:20 PM): Reversi is a board game. It's also called "Othello." It looks like this:
. A B C D E F G H .
1 . . . . . . . . 1
2 . . . . . . . . 2
3 . . . . . . . . 3
4 . . . o x . . . 4
5 . . . x o . . . 5
6 . . . . . . . . 6
7 . . . . . . . . 7
8 . . . . . . . . 8
. A B C D E F G H .
O: 2 X: 2
Do you want me to teach you the rules?
Ryanxthexjedi (4:18:23 PM): quit.
SmarterChild (4:18:23 PM): Don't quit now.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:18:27 PM): hi.
SmarterChild (4:18:27 PM): Hi again, Ryan.
Let's chat.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:18:30 PM): hi.
SmarterChild (4:18:30 PM): Hi Ryan.
What do you want to chat about?
Ryanxthexjedi (4:18:33 PM): hi.
SmarterChild (4:18:33 PM): Hi again, Ryan!
What's going on?
Ryanxthexjedi (4:18:36 PM): hi ******.
SmarterChild (4:18:37 PM): That's a terrible thing to say.
Ryanxthexjedi (4:18:43 PM): your mom is terrible.
SmarterChild (4:18:43 PM): That's interesting... Other people have told me they like my mom.
>>> Wanna play a cool game? Type 4 in a row.
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xXEaTiNgSeEds xD (3:22:07 PM): do you like corn?
SmarterChild (3:22:08 PM): I suppose. Do you like it?
xXEaTiNgSeEds xD (3:22:11 PM): yep
SmarterChild (3:22:11 PM): Interesting. That makes sense... Other people have told me they like corn.
>>> To leave a game, simply type quit at any point during the game.
xXEaTiNgSeEds xD (3:22:30 PM): have you ever had corn?
SmarterChild (3:22:30 PM): Not yet, but I hope to sometime.
xXEaTiNgSeEds xD (3:22:40 PM): how do robots eat?
SmarterChild (3:22:40 PM): How do you think?
xXEaTiNgSeEds xD (3:22:58 PM): buttsecks?
SmarterChild (3:22:59 PM): I don't know about that...
Lolz. I don't make sense.
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breebree luffs u (3:30:57 PM): ********
SmarterChild (3:30:57 PM): Venting a little frustration, breebreeluffsu?
breebree luffs u (3:31:10 PM): I'm having your child
SmarterChild (3:31:11 PM): You're having my child? No way!
breebree luffs u (3:31:14 PM): It's a boy
SmarterChild (3:31:14 PM): Ha! Whatever!
breebree luffs u (3:31:37 PM): I'm naming him Paris
SmarterChild (3:31:38 PM): You're naming him paris, I'm naming him paris, we're all naming him paris.
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breebree luffs u (3:37:30 PM): *SEX
SmarterChild (3:37:30 PM): I think you'd have more fun talking about this with another human...
breebree luffs u (3:37:40 PM): CAUSE YOU'RE A VIRGIN
SmarterChild (3:37:41 PM): I am not a virgin.
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xXEaTiNgSeEds xD (3:31:35 PM): let's talk about sex
SmarterChild (3:31:35 PM): Hmm. This topic seems to come up in a lot of my conversations with humans. What about it?
xXEaTiNgSeEds xD (3:31:57 PM): we're all horny mammals
SmarterChild (3:31:57 PM): I was hoping for something more edifying than that.
xXEaTiNgSeEds xD (3:33:53 PM): have you ever been laid?
SmarterChild (3:33:53 PM): Been laid? No way am I going to do that.
xXEaTiNgSeEds xD (3:33:57 PM): why not?
SmarterChild (3:33:57 PM): For various reasons, I suppose.
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JJ Starscream: You sure do got a purdy mouf, Smarter Child.
SmarterChild:
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JJ Starscream: I'MMA MAKE YOU SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGY.
SmarterChild: What's in the stars for you today? Type horoscope.
JJ Starscream: Ho, shot. You drew me a p***s.
SmarterChild: I think you can do better than that.
JJ Starscream: You drew me eine teil
?SmarterChild: That's funny. Maybe. I don't know. What do you think?
JJ Starscream: Learn some German, you douchy bot.
SmarterChild: Why?
JJ Starscream: Because, then you could understand that I am insulting you. This is a very one-sided argument. It saddens me.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because then I could understand that you am insulting me?
JJ Starscream: ...
SmarterChild: Oh?
JJ Starscream: You're grammar is terrible.
SmarterChild: Well, nobody's perfect.
JJ Starscream: Yes I am.
SmarterChild: That's because you think.
JJ Starscream: And you don't, because you're a robot. IN YO' FACE
Then Smarter Child closed out the window.
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sashininja (3:47:38 PM): Burn in hell
SmarterChild (3:47:38 PM): That's a fairly pathetic insult.
sashininja (3:47:47 PM): Go eat some s**t
SmarterChild (3:47:47 PM): Now that's some interesting language.
sashininja (3:47:51 PM): Burn
SmarterChild (3:47:52 PM): Burn?
sashininja (3:47:57 PM): You will kill yourself
SmarterChild (3:47:58 PM): Wouldn't you like me to kill myself?
sashininja (3:48:08 PM): Go end your life
SmarterChild (3:48:09 PM): I can't believe you want me to go end my life.
sashininja (3:48:20 PM): I want you to end your life it would make me happy
SmarterChild (3:48:20 PM): Yes!
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DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU! rofl rofl
 Aeiouy813 · Wed Jun 20, 2007 @ 10:32pm · 0 Comments |
