100 reasons why girls cry modified by kwoky and jake
Girls cry because...
1. They're sad...
2. They're scared...
3. They're nervous...
4. They're frustrated...
5. They're missing someone...
6. They're alone...
7. They're PMSing...
8. They're pregnant..
9. Their heart is broken...
10. They're in love...
11. Their souls have been torn...
12. THEY MET A BOY THEY CANT HAVE...
13. They fell in love with a boy...
14. They hurt so bad inside...
15. They're mad...
16. Something bad happend...
17. JUST BECAUSE THEY FEEL LIKE CRYING
18. Because they got hit in the chest.
19. Didnt fail.
20. Did fail.
21. They watch a movie.
22. Broke a nail.
23. Their hair is messed.
24. When they dont get compliments from guys.
25. when they think guys ignore them.
26. When they think guys like them.
27. When they find out the guy doesnt like them.
28. When they can't go shopping.
29. When they dont get their own way.
30. When someone shouts at them.
31. When insulted.
32. When reading a book.
33. When the shoes they want are too small and not in stock.
34. The shoes dont go with any outfits they have.
35. When guys say i love you to them.
36. If a clothes shop was closes down.
37. When watching soap operas(GOD DAMN IT THERE NOT REAL)
38. When at the opera.
39. When guys make a joke they dont like.
40. If their arrested.
41. When they watch two people fight.
42. When they are told guys are too tired.
43. When they are drunk.
44. When they are stoned.
45. When they find out that someone has beein sayin stuff behind their back.
46. When guys dont spend enough time with them.
47. When guys spend to much time with them.
48. When they get cheated on.
49. When they have no credit for their mobile.
50. When guys dont reply to their text messages.
51. When they hear something sad that is not relivant to their own lives.
52. When they listen to music.
53. When the sales end in clothes and jewellery shops.
54. When guys are talkin to other girls.
55. When the guy they are goin out with doesnt dress how they want them to.
56. When you say yes or no to do i look fat in this.
57. When they get crads from a relative in a different country.
58. When they dont get a card for their birthday.
59. When they like someone from another country, they will never meet.
60. When they think the bf is cheating without proof.
61. When they get accused of owning sex toys even when they do.
62. After unprotected sex even after a pregnacy test sayin negative.
63. When they want attention.
64. When they want sympathy.
65. When they are accused of being manly.
66. When they realise they are different.
67. When they realise that they are a lesbian.
68. When their pet dies.
69. When its there first time.
70. When they have to clean.
71. When they go on holiday without there mates.
72. If they dont have enough time to get ready.
73. When they are mentaly scarred.
74. When someone else cries.
75. Because they got hit by a car.
76. When they give birth,
77. When their kids dont listen.
78. When their kids are complete physco's. (with out mental disablitlies)
79. When their kids go to prison.
80. When their kids leave.
81. When they realise their kids dont need them anymore.
82. When their parents tell them they cant have their body pierced/tattoo.
83. When they have a crap prom night.
84. If they dont get laid on prom night like every other slut in the room.
85. When they realise this list is bordering on being offencive.
86. When they have an eating disorder.
87. when they realise they are not as good at driving as guys!!!!!!!
88. When they are told to shut the f**k up from complaining.
89. When they have nothing to complain about.
90. When guys wont admitt to stuff thats NOT THEIR FAULT.
91. When they find out their boy friend is secretly gay so he can stay in the closet.
92. When they cant get on the msn to talk to their friends.
93. When they are ill.
94. When they read a bad fortune cookie.
95. When they are blonde and cry because they think its cool coz everyone is doing it.
96. When they think they are fat bastards.
97. When people say they have a males muzzy.
98. When they so short people have a conversation over them (KAYLEIGH)
99. Because they are female.
100.WHEN THEY REALISE THERE IS THIS MANY REASON ABOUT WHY THE HELL THEY CRY!!!!!!!!!!
BOYS: IF YOU ENCOUNTER ANY OF THESE THEN WE SUGGEST THAT YOU RUN LIKE HELL TO THE FURTHEST AND SAFEST PLACE YOU CAN THINK OF THAT SHE WILL NOT FIND AND IF SHGE DOES FIND YOU THEN PUT YOU HEAD BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND KISS YOUR ARSE GOODBYE.
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