Yes, okay, we all know that. But seriously, what purpose do they serve, except for reproduction? Today we will learn the types of teenage guys, and their thoughts on life.
We have to main types of guys today: The first type includes teen males that have a life and actually get around talking to the girls.
The subcategories of these are:
A) The Band geek guys (some are pretty hot)
B) Athletic guys
C) The guys that don't do anything in particular but are really hot anyway.
Band geeks- Yes, unfortunately, we do have hot guys in band. Particularly the percussion section. People ask why everybody loves the band boys so much, but there's a simple answer: Wind boys have good tongue and lip control, and percussionists have fast hands.
-cough- stare
If you hang around the bandroom long enough, you will hear some of them (the percussionists) say things really loud, like "Omigawd my stick is sssooo hard right now!!" And you'll look over and one of them will be feeling up a pair of snare sticks, and they'll start making really weird noises.... Yeah, that's from experience. So now you know what Band guys think about.
Onto the Athletic guys! Okay, guys like this are mainly out on the field to see the cheerleaders bounce around. There's not much more to that, except on track where the girls are in spandex. Ever wonder why guys sometimes trail behind, even if their really fast? Or why in football games, players will seem spacey towards the cheer squad when they are at rapt attention in practice? Now you know what athletic guys think about.
Now to the Guys who don't do anything in particular but are really hot anyway. Now, it may not seem like these boys have anything in particular to come to school for, but in reality, they're thinking "Ohhh, Tiffani had the pink v neck on yesterday, that means-- oh boy! The green one that she practically spills out of comes today!!" And now you know why these boys often comment on shirts and skirts of girls they couldn't care less about. And now you know what they think about.
On to category two, which is the one with the guys who are kind of outcasts.
They think about actually having a relationship with a girl, which is why all of the other guys (listed above) alienate them.
Question answered.
Did we see a pattern in Category One?
I hope so.
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