The IM convorsation when I had too much Jolt.
I am Champagne Jammed and Riley is samogatz.
I am Champagne Jammed and Riley is samogatz.
Champagne Jammed: SUPP FGTZ ?!
samogatz: OMG
Champagne Jammed: talk to me so i can sleep.
samogatz: I'll tell you a bedtime story?
samogatz: Hokay?
Champagne Jammed: OKAY.
Champagne Jammed: GO !!
samogatz: MKAY
samogatz: What do you want it to be about?
samogatz: o: Anything?
Champagne Jammed: a flower and a lady bug pl0x.
samogatz: Mkay
samogatz: One upon a time there was a flower named Tim.
samogatz: he was rather pissed because just because he was a rose
samogatz: people assumed he was gay or mistook him for a girl
samogatz: so he always had to act extrodinarily manly
samogatz: "LOL LUUK AT MY STEM"
Champagne Jammed: LOL LIKE A d**k?
samogatz: JAH
samogatz: And then they would just make fun of him and be like "STFU YUR PINK AND YUR THORNS RNT EVEN SHARP"
samogatz: And then he would be sad
Champagne Jammed: poor little rosie.
samogatz: so then one day he saw this lady bug crawling around on his leaf
samogatz: and he was liek
samogatz: WHATCHOO DOIN ALL UP IN MAH GRILLL
samogatz: and the ladybug didnt say anything
samogatz: and thinking that he offended the lady bug, he said
samogatz: "I am so sorrie ma'am"
samogatz: But then the lady bug was liek
samogatz: "SON WATCHU TALKIN BOUT? I AINT NO MA'AM. STFU BEFOAR I CAP A GUN ON YUR PUNKASS"
samogatz: and then he realized the lady bug was infact, ghetto
Champagne Jammed: OH MY FAVOORRRITE.
samogatz: And then he was liek
samogatz: DOODZ SRY
samogatz: I HAVE DA SAME PROBLEM
samogatz: PPLZ THINK IMMAGIRL
samogatz: and the ladybug was like
samogatz: ***** PLZ. U R A GIRL
samogatz: and thats when the rose realized he had boobies and a v****a
samogatz: THE END
Champagne Jammed: OMGISH THE IRONY.
Champagne Jammed: D;
samogatz: I KNOW
