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Dear Readers of this pathetic not to mention fruity tale... I am Dani the Bananni...I live in a box...today is my first day of recording the super exciting adventures that happen in my life. Hmm I think this blog should have a theme song...
Am I boring you yet?
Alright alright...
So today I had singing lessons, as usual...pretty exciteresting (yup that wud be the equivalent of exciting+interesting) back to the story....i got a new song to work on...hmm I basically rocked today....ooh the phone just rang....i wonder who it was...oh well i dont care.....and after i had singing i walked on this trail that went on forever......then we wnt shopping
i cried in agony walking into hottopic broke....>_< wait wait it was just a dream..i had a grand total of 13 count em THIRTEEN dollars!!! yes yes i have the right to woot...and to all u lil richy kids that think that is not a lot--go away....yes yes thirteen dollars...and what did i spend it on...well....*sad violin music comes in* stuff for my friends...cause it is their birthdays soon....i am really cold
well enough of that, here is what i saw at the mall:
a top that said "u boos, u lose" it showed a dead drunk stick person on it..how sad
an old guy singing to his taco...
a little girl throw a shoe at her mom and called her a b***h.....AND THE MOM SAID YES DEAR I WILL BUY THOSE SHOES FOR YOU!!! ? WTF...kids are so...so...RUDE....i mean i was never that rude as a child...ok...well...maybe i was.....as i recall....i would sit in the middle of the aisle until my mom bought me a new outfit for baby love button....or betsey wetsy.......haha....i remember that betsey wetsy.....here i will tell u all a story....
so i had this doll called betsey wetsy...and basically, u fed her the bottle and she wud pee it out into her diaper..so i felt all adultish cause i got to change my babays diapers.....yea and then i was like....hmm.....so i went to the kitchen and decided to feed ms betsy some lemonade so the pee would look realistic...and i did....and yes....it did...anyways...i left the diaper in my sisters room cause...idk....she made me mad....next day..i went to go change betsey....and there was blood....well (red kool aid) but i was a dummyhead child.....i screamed and told my sister that my doll is dying...she said no she is on her period...i had no idea what that meant so i threw the doll at her and told her to have it.... and that was the end of betsy.....she is probably out in some dumpster waiting for a hobo to find her....
my sister moved out... yes!...and she is taking her evil beastling of a cat with her...thank god...and in replaacement i get a pet....i want a weiner dog and name it hercules or zeus.....
oh what else did i see....stupid preppy chicks gave dani evil glare cause i dont have abercrombie or hollister written across my chest....my bad...
old navy is my hero
yeah
u know what..i dont know if u guys are bored but i am getting bored typing this
maybe tomorrow i will write something useful
thats a definite maybe
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