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Once again a song that makes no sense whatsoever with totally clever lyrics by yours truly (and a friend). Please sing along to the tune of "Amish Paradise" by Weird Al.

Blondie Paradise

As I see Riki’s ribs
At the start of my day
I take a look at my pet
And realize he’s very gay
But that’s just perfect for a Blondie like me
Because I’m shunned by the rest of my society
At 4:30 in the morning my Katze calls
The Bison and Guy cut off Riki’s balls, FOOL
But I’ve been humping my pet for so long that
Even Jupiter thinks that my mind is gone
I’m a man of the land
Though I no longer walk
I’ve got a Mondo in my hand
And a ring on my c**k
And if Guy loses his arm
Though it’s all a lie
Then we’ll blow up Dana Bahn like the 4th of July

Chorus
We’ve been spending most our lives
Living in a Blondie paradise
I drank Stout once or twice
Living in a Blondie paradise
It’s hard work and sacrifice
Living in a Blondie paradise
Riki’s pet ring changes size
Living in a Blondie paradise

Iason put his hands in my butt last week
I just smiled at him and he rubbed it on my teeth
I really don’t care
Even though it smells
Cuz my pet ring falls off when my p***s swells
I ain’t never punched a Bison even if he deserved it
A mongrel with a ‘tude you know that’s unheard of
I never wear shades
But I’m a really cool cat
And Iason agrees I’m really good in the sack, FOOL
If you come to Ceres
Have a unit my dear
Cuz we haven’t seen a female
In 300 years
Iason ain’t a saint
So please don’t point and stare
Cuz his legs are just no longer there

Some stout, some arms, some chopped off legs
And even folded ribs
Everyone in Ceres, is suffering from DIBS

Chorus
We’ve been spending most our lives
Living in a Blondie paradise
I drank Stout once or twice
Living in a Blondie paradise
It’s hard work and sacrifice
Living in a Blondie paradise
Riki’s pet ring changes size
Living in a Blondie paradise

Picking up the Mondos
Living in the shower
Sleeping with Iason
Living in a tower
My eyes are different colors
My suit glows in the dark
I know I’m a million times more docile than thou art
I’m the furniture all the pets wanna be like
Smoking cigs day and night
Selling pets during overtime
So don’t be shy
And Guy ja nai yo
Or else, my Blondie, we’ll have to get kinky on your thigh yo

Chorus
We’ve been spending most our lives
Living in a Blondie paradise
I drank Stout once or twice
Living in a Blondie paradise
It’s hard work and sacrifice
Living in a Blondie paradise
Riki’s pet ring changes size
Living in a Blondie paradise


Lyrics (c) Shido Koibito