How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
Can you cry underwater?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Why are red buttons always the most important?
Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?
Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
Where do all the daylight savings hours go?
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
Can you slam a revolving door?
What shape is the sky?
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
If a turtle has no shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
Why do they report power outages on tv?
When it rains, why dont sheep shrink?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to?
Why doesnt the glue in the bottle dry up?
If you mate a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullsh*t?
If you stole a pen from a bank would it be considered a bank robbery?
If the professor on Gilligans Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why cant he fix a hole in the boat?
Can blind people see their dreams?
How can you hear yourself think?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Why do toasters have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp that no decent human being would eat?
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Do they make coffins wider for fat people or is it a one size fits all kind of deal?
Why do people point to their wrist then they are looking for the time, but they dont point to their crotch when asking for the bathroom?
Did you ever notice that when you blow ina dogs face he gets mad at you...but when you put him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Was today really necessary?
Why do dogs walk around in circles before lying down?
Why is it that when we are humming and then we plug our nose, our humming stops? Do people really hum through their nose, or their mouths?
What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?
Think LONG and HARD about these. When you figure something out, post the comment and the question!
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