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As Ardrianal arrived with a sword and shield that gleamed even brighter than his. Ardrianal's voice boomed, " I will teach you how to fight demons and to protect heaven. Then for the next 5 years every day he had to wake up before the crack o' dawn and after the setting of the sun (which was surprising Heaven had a sun). Then after 5 years he had been trained into a master then on his Graduation from the Academy it all began.... Satan officially declared a full war upon Heaven, and being a graduate he was put straight into the war.


Ok this will be continued in a cont. entry which will be called 1000 Year War, because the war lasts 1000 years. (duhrrrr)

As he awoke he found himself lightheaded. He had a great blade in his hands. It shone like the greatest diamonds in Agarath (the city from which he came where the diamonds shone like stars). In his other hand a shield that looked as if it could repel lightning. Then a voice told him his story, "You have come to this world of light to train..." Then he raged out " I came here, more like I was taken here against my will" then the voice resumed " YOU WERE BROUGHT HERE BECAUSE YOU WERE CHOSEN, That blade that you saw flash before you "fell asleep" killed you!! You were chosen to defend Heaven because you were a freat warrior that was a forgiving man Now Ardrianal (are-dree-on-ull) will teach you ...

Continued in part 2

whee first Journal Entry!

Vampire Footsies!!!

One day, I was walking around looking for a house when a shady character called me into an alley. He said he knew who I was and what I was looking for. When he told me he had a house for sale, I jumped (hold a sec my tooth fell out while I was typing)(I keep old teeth that fell out in a jar, and while I was putting this one in I realized how much decaying teeth smell bad but now back to the story) at the opportunity. But, I spent my last money a day ago, all I had was 340 gold! He told me the house would be 100 gold surprised surprised !!! I thought it was too good to be true but I did it anyways, Then I noticed the clause ( the last line of a contract) before I signed it said "As payment for this house I, ____________, will pay 100 gold and my soul to, Eripmav the the backwards" (hint hint) and screamed " No way will I sell my soul to you, you EBIL ( twisted ) Monster ( domokun )!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then the fight ensued, I pulled a Keen Flaming Longsword of Vampire Slaying+9 out off my pants( you dont want to know where it came from) and fought a great battle that wasn't really great it was boring. Then he knocked me of balance and got me in a Vampire Footsie Hold gonk , the most dangerous attack in the known world!!!!! I had an idea idea !!!!Then I used my Level 32^2 1/2 Summon Rainbow Unicorns Attack and he released me. The Rainbow Unicorns made good work of him. So now to my children I will tell the story of Vampire Footsies as a warning wahmbulance . The moral of the Story "Realtors can get crazy"




Here is a chart to base it by since this is a Comedy so depending on the kind of story the rating system will be different, answers in out of ten format (ex. 10/10 or 6/10)

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whee first Journal Entry! BTW this took me like 45 minutes to perfect