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Well, it does. All multicoloured-like.
Now, uh...maybe I should explain the whole 'Spare Jesus' deal?
Yeah, well...
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I don't want to.
But for your sakes, I shall! So gather round and listen to another insanely terrifying tale...OF RPG! (*Lightning strikes.*)
Basically, I roleplay in a friend's RPG, known as Broken Hope(c)...a short while ago (almost a year), the owner (the friend), wanted something to happen, and said that she needed a new character to do it. So, being the friend I am, I made that character. He had to be a science partner for her's.
Started off kinda easy, but the RPG's an NC-17 due to a random number of things (extreme use of language, violence, sexual content ((no cybering, that's wrong, kids)), and homosexuality). The whole point was, she wanted her character to have a boyfriend to mess around with (torture). Oh, just in case you hadn't worked out, our characters are male.
So anyway, I make the character, a short while after I found that I made a kick-a** character, unfortunatly, my friend (from now on referred to as Heather) killed off her character (now named Kiisa), which left my character (now Nikko Wyld) pointless. So I had him commit suicide.
I bet by now, you're thinking..."This guy just keeps going on..." or..."When's he gonna shut up?" or..."GET TO THE POINT!" or..."I want a brownie."
Well, in the end, I missed my character too much. So I brought him back. And, due to an insane amount of Hellsing (the anime, the Van Helsing movie sucked...to me), I figured I wanted my character to be an insanely-religious/murderous priest. So he was brought back and murdered ruthlessly.
Eventually, it all came to a lot of stuff, and Nikko winded up being Jesus Christ reborn. 3nodding (I hope I don't get my a** kicked for this.)
After which, people started calling me 'Spare Jesus' and such, making silly references ("You gonna die for us again?" wink and stuff. :3
And the signature is a catchphrase of his. (Comes down to his weapon, he owns a crucifix ((big chunky one on a chain that he wears around his neck))...made of silver, baptized in Holy water and blessed...polymorphable, so he either uses it as a sword, or a pair of 10"-barreled Desert Eagles with quick-silver filled bullets. Incendinary rounds.)
For you see...Nikko is Jesus, reborn. Correct? Well, in his eyes, he can't commit any sins, because he is the Son of God...and it's Nikko's job to destroy sinners. Well, Nikko is homosexual (believed to be a sin), murders many (sinner or not), plenty lustful, violent and rage-full.
Either way, he makes for a pretty damn popular character. 3nodding
Damn. Bet you're sick of listening now, eh? xp
 00001111p · Wed Nov 10, 2004 @ 01:55pm · 1 Comments |
3nodding 