|
Adventure #5 - The Fate of Knucklesfan |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Special Journal Entry – Part 3 of 3 Will edit later...
 knucklesfan · Mon Jul 16, 2007 @ 05:33pm · 0 Comments |
|
|
|
|
Adventure #4 - Revenge of the Water Meat |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Special Journal Entry – Part 2 of 3 Will edit later...
knucklesfan · Mon Jul 16, 2007 @ 05:32pm · 0 Comments |
|
|
|
|
Adventure #3 - Blessings of the Gaia Goddess |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Special Journal Entry – Part 1 of 3 Since my adventure at the Water Meat HQ, there have been countless foes that I’ve had to face. There have been crazed cacti, killer koalas, and even bloodthirsty badgers, but none have stood a chance when facing the one and only knucklesfan, especially now that I have a sword! One day, my quest brought me to an abandoned region of Gaia. Through sources that will remain anonymous (you know who you are), I received a tip that this was where the BWM (Brotherhood of Water Meat) would make their next move. I wandered through that forgotten wasteland for days, using only the sun and my keen sense of location for direction. One day was particularly plagued with intense heat, and I stumbled around aimlessly looking for shade. Through my thoughtless meandering, I happened upon a beautiful oasis. As I made my way towards it, I heard several strange noises. Strange and familiar noises. Strange, familiar, and EVIL noises. Yes. It was the strange, familiar, and evil noises of the Water Meat! I took cover beneath a fern and peeked out. There, I saw a large pond, surrounded by luscious plants. But the serene scene was spoiled by the apparent presence of a gang of Water Meat. Oh, how I loathe thee, Water Meat! There they sat, or… lay… or… whatever it is Water Meat do… But the thing that caught my attention was not how they positioned themselves, but the unholy action they were taking part in! Those fiends had found long, pointy sticks and were poking at the water! I could not stand by and watch such an inhumane, immoral, injustice such as that was being performed, so I brandished my blade and charged into battle! Water Meat pieces flew left and right! Buttons severed from thread! Their measly carcasses were torn into shreds! WONDERFUL! When I had finished purging the oasis, I looked at the pond. It rippled and splashed, then, to my surprise, the Goddess of Gaia came forth from within! She ceaselessly thanked me for delivering the waters of Gaia from the vile fins of the Water Meat. As thanks, she used her magic to bless me with hair made of water! Now, all water in Gaia would recognize its rescuer! What a wonderful gift! I thanked the Goddess, who silently returned to her watery home. With that, I put my sword away, and turned towards home…
knucklesfan · Mon Jun 04, 2007 @ 01:39am · 0 Comments |
|
|
|
|
Adventure #2 - Revolt of the Savage Bushes |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Not many of you knew this, but up until recently, those little shrubberies (NEE!) hanging around Gaia weren't exactly as they appeared. At night, when everybody was asleep, these things moved around to all corners of the map.
Now when you think of the bush to human ratio, they have us outnumbered. With those odds, they easily can infiltrate EVERY Gaian home in ONE NIGHT! And they do it with ease, too! Bushes slip easily into any cracks in the foundation of your house, and then they're in.
So what do they do when they're in, you may ask? Well, they root around your couches, chairs, etc. and look for any spare change.
Big whoop, you may be thinking. But consider this; EVERY house, EVERY night. That can mean ALOT of money! And of course you've all heard that money is the root of all evil. And whenever there's evil, there's watermeats.
So, still on my holy pilgrimage to purge the land of those creatures of darkness, I took up arms against the foliage of Gaia. But it's common knowledge, plants don't put up much of a fight against a blade. Ever cut you grass? Yeah, they're isn't much resistance...
So as I neared a large herd of them, I pulled out my trusted weed-whacker and revved that baby up! Those little hedges were shakin' in their roots! (no pun intended... okay, yeah it was.)
Luckily, I'm quite fluent in the language of the herbs, and understood they're signals of surrender. In return for mercy, the flora agreed to stay fixed in one spot, AND to give whatever money they had collected back to people who shook their little branches.
They also supplied me with a tid-bit of info, regarding the whereabouts of the watermeats HQ in the area. I high-tailed it over there, and found myself at what looked to be a really big igloo. Clever, to disguise an evil dwelling as a playful igloo. Crafty watermeats...
I entered with relative ease, as the guards were made of snow (snow has pretty much given up all hope of turning on me after my first adventure in Gaia...), so I continued on into the fortress.
I went up, around, and down a flight of stairs, which brought me to a central control room, complete with flashing buttons, and big monitors. I pulled up the rolly-chair and got to work. I pressed every button that I deemed safe, steering clear of any red ones, because watermeats are obvious like that.
Unfortunately, before any information could be extracted from the WMCNS (Watermeat Computer Network System), a siren was sounded in the base. Now, any one person can certainly take down a watermeat, assuming they have a strong enough mind to prevent mind-control. But MANY watermeats may be somewhat of a problem.
And there I stood. Swordless. Dang, I need to get a sword! Every hero who's worth mentioning has had a sword at one point! Luke Skywalker (laser sword), Master Chief (beam sword), Link (master sword). Need I go on?
So I was forced with one option. Flee today to fight tomorrow. I left the watermeats base, and looked back just in time to see it transform into an aircraft and take off!
So my journey continues. Who knows what each day will bring?
knucklesfan · Sat Feb 10, 2007 @ 03:28am · 2 Comments |
|
|
|
|
Adventure #1 - Attack of the Giant Snowmen |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:30 pm
In the world of Gaia, all was quiet. Way too quiet. Which was strange, because a topic had just been created for that town, and then suddenly everybody was gone. From everywhere. Luckily, Electrical Dragon and me were talking in another block, away from the crowd. When we came through, though, it was clear something had happened. So we looked all over for people, but none could be found. There was one last place to check, so I told Electrical to wait up for a second while I took a peek. When I came back, she had disappeared, too!
I was searching frantically for her when I heard a noise I knew all to well. It was the sound of snow being packed down beneath some enormous creature. I spun around, but it was too late! There they were, a herd a giant snowmen bent on the domination of Gaia!
Luckily, I've dealt with their kind before, so I knew exactly how to handle the situation. I reached into my pocket and pulled out the lighter I always carry with me. As soon as I did, there was a look of fear on the snowmen's face. "Ah-HA!" I cried, "Not so brave now!" I clicked the lighter...
And nothing happened! I shook the lighter and discovered it to be empty! The snowmen realized what was going on and started advancing towards me. I backed up slowly, but the snowmen weren't going away. "This," I thought to myself, "would be a good time to haul a**." And that's exactly what I did. Right into a tree.
I fell backwards, and looked up into the tree. And right there was the solution to out snowman problem. A Gwee was looking right back at me from the lowest branch. I asked the Gwee for help, and it quickly agreed. And everybody knows, snow is no match for a Gwee's fire.
I listened to the painful screaming of the snowmen as they melted away into puddles of lifeless water. As they melted, the Gaians that had disappeared fell out from inside the snowmen, unharmed, but with no memory of the attack. I walked over to inspect the scene, when I spotted a small box floating in a puddle. I picked it up, and on the side was the marking "WM"... WaterMeat...
It all snapped into place right then. The snowmen were just the puppets for the true evil that is the watermeat. Until I purge the land of every last one, my quest continues...
So with that, I thanked the Gwee and went on my way...
knucklesfan · Sat Jan 27, 2007 @ 06:44pm · 3 Comments |
|
|
|
|
|
