The Ten Commandments of the DC Jesus
I. I am Thy Lord Bob, thou shalt not know strange Bobs, Roberts, Robbies andeth Bobbys before me lest ye knoweth them welleth
II. Thou shalt not make madeth thy God lest he showeth thy temple vein
III. Remember Thou Keep Holy Thy Open Keg Night
IV. Honor Thy Barman and Thy Neighborhood Whore
V. Thou shalt not let live
VI. THOU SHALT NOT CASTRATE
VII. Thou shalt take whatever is thereth
VIII. Thou shalt not stride bareth for thy neighbor to witness
IX. Thou shalt not rapeth thy neighbor's wife
X. Thou shalt shareth in thy neighbor's brew but not drinketh more than thy share lest ye breaketh yon eighth commandment
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