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Eck...I'm sick....

Anyway I "Need" Tostart doing commish work again as to help out with ndoki's quest of a kitsune mask.... Do you have any Idea how much art I'll have to do in order to get that much cash? Maybe I'll just open an art auction instead...

1. Stay out of the bathroom.... Let me reiterate that... Stay THE ******** out of the bathroom!
It's common knowledge to the undead and underworld ghouls that the protagonist thinks they'll never have to s**t and thus this would be a good hiding spot.

2. You MUST use the following vocabulary if you wish to live.
********
s**t
Die Mofo!
Eat this!
biotch!

3. Pick up that damn ammo b***h!
I don't care if you think you have enough you will check twice!
This isn't your happy little Japanese RPG stereotype where no matter what the situation they'll give you a turret gun and all the grunts will walk in a happy little line and away they're turn for target practice, You'll get jumped like a skinny boy with a hoagie at fat camp.

4.You'll always start small carrying little more than a potato gun (Yes gun...Not cannon ballto)
It's a very antiquate response and is some times very necessary to swear at the gaming overlords for giving you a warped two by four with a couple of nails to slay the undead hoard, My response? Holy ******** dead zombie Jesus!

5. You know it comes to mind that I said stay the ******** out of the bathroom already.... Well my point stands.... STAY THE ******** OUT OF THE BATHROOM! D<

6.There's no such thing as a harmless character/Monster.
You think a licker sounds cute? awwww......... Dumbass! >_< If your friend tells you to watch your a** there's a licker coming this does not mean your going to have some fun with his sister nor that a cute widdle care bear wants to make friends.... It means take cover idiot!

7.Learn how to use the run button!
A stalled car isn't that bad? You've seen the same thing end wondrously in a porno?
Not a good thing... And don't go looking for help! Walk back the way you came! No I don't care if the itis is setting in because you just ate a pan of hamburger helper get your a** moving!

8.You’re in it for you and you only!
Stranger needs your help? Have you not seen texas chainsaw massicure? Nuff said.

9.Stay away from graveyards!
You really ought to know better than walking into a graveyard unarmed..... There's no help for you now... better luck asking the zombies not to a** rape your remains...

10. Add a rule!

So gaia.... Not much to say on the matter...
My guild is doing okay I suppose but really I don't know how long it can hold out with the decline of decent roleplayers here...

It used to be that so many great Samurai role plays were on gaia as well as literate r.p'ers but now... Who knows. I like so many others now have phases of entertainment with gaia, it used to be that I was hooked and put hours into a decent thread but now it's starting to become a chore and god knows no one likes that.
Several of the people I started gaia with as friends are still here but many of them feel the same way, they've left their main guild as no one r.p's anymore and made their own then quit that and now spend their time wandering aimlessly once a month on gaia. The supposed battle system may have help this situation but only slightly. Gaia now being taken over by n00bish tweens has killed any hope of starting more decent threads, It's so hard to run them now with declining numbers because all the smart decent people are getting on with they're lives and leaving holes everywhere that can't be filled.

Anyway...here is a crap load more piccys that i have done.... most for the KARG thread, and some not....



























Anyway.... some are good and some are bad....and i'm learning more about the coloring tool thing so...yeh ^O^