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I enjoy Twilight and the subsequent books, but I also believe its a crime not to make fun of them.
Co-Authored with Gryffsgirl131313
*Stephanie Meye dreams of poke wars*
*SMeyer is inspired for the 5th volume of the Twilight Saga Quartet
*Cullen family forced to pick fight with wrong vampire*
*Wrong vampire = Strykerius*
*Carlise and Strykerius strike a deal to dispose of Stephanie*
*Cullens move in with Daimons to avoid nasty sweat-sparkle curse*
*Stephanie 'accidentally' loses soul*
*local Dark-Hunters who hate Stephanie Meyer's blatant disregard for un-dead badasses 'accidentally' let it happen*
*Dark-Hunters and Daimons invent communal holiday to celebrate the death of Stephanie Meyer*
*Cullens enjoy freedom from pathetic tween 'romance' 'plots' , poorly delivered (not-to-mention cheesy) lines and lack of character growth*
*Literate people across the world rejoice*
 Ace Ryn Knight · Sat May 02, 2009 @ 11:00pm · 0 Comments |
