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after hours of arguing with the boy Osaku gave up "kun ya to pee..say oh?" (Ok a** hole.... wanna fight?" The little boy looked at her in awe "pee un oh ya too kan ught say?" (You b***h, you think you can beat me?) Osaku growled at him "Peen ut ta Osaku!" (I AINT NO LITTLE GIRL. IM OSAKU!) The boy was frightened at her growl and angry voice and backed down " Say sorwy rogn ete unt.. tocuta" (yes almighty b***h.. sorry)

And now for a commercial break:

Big Boob Pistachio here with a word from our sponsors. Remember when that moron put his hand in the blender? ... yes I did say moron on national tv. So like I was saying.. he put his hand in the blender when it was turned on. His hand isnt doing so good... *sighs* oh well, that is because he didnt wait for the blender to warm up a little bit. I will do it the correct way *drops some fruit and yogurt in to the blender and puts the cap on* Like I said it has to warm up... a blender is a little retarded when you use it after a while of it sitting on the counter *turns on blender and waits a minute then turns it off* Ok here we go. now everything will work out just fine *sticks hand in yogurty mix and counts* 3 - 2 - 1! AAAAAAAAGh

and now back to the show!

Osaku now had a follower and was pleased that the stupid boy listened to her every command "say tun moop ay uhnk saey tou" (now stupid boy.. you will blow up that building) Osaku pointed to a large building and handed the boy some dynamite. The boy smiled " keey unt paso ful objet nmo " (whatever you ask of me master) the boy walked up to the building and stuck the dynamite on the door, and lit it with a match, then backed up far enough away to prevent his hand from getting blown off. "Huh non kay pous tey lon" (this shall be beautiful) Osaku looked at him " us non puhd " (yes it shall) They both watched as the building blew up into pieces. While the two were watching an old man noticed the two staring in awe at the fire. The man ran up "Nio joun inyun" (Nice job bitches) Osaku and the boy laughed at the mans comments and they both said " Un youtes" (thanks fagget)

We interupt this show for a word from our sponsors

Hey people this is Joe Boxa. As you know the llama is becoming more and more famous. Dont ask me why. But you cant walk on the streets without seeing a half llama baby walking around. If you ask me its kinda gross. But who cares what I say. NO ONE.. so we brought MR. FUDGUMPUCKetlama to tell you the dangers of conceiving a child with a llama.. Welcome Mr.FUDGEUMPUCKetlama.

Mr.FUDGETPUCKetlama : Thank you, its great to be in this dump of a studio to tell these morons of the dangers of llama child birth. I tell ALL humans to quit being bitches. If you have any brains, or maybe even a pea in your head you wont have a child with an animal. This can cause retardation of the child, or the possibility that it would rather eat your clothes than normal food.. besides who wants their child to be walking around with a hairy chest at the age of 1? Or a big nose that sticks out a couple of extra inches? hmmm... sounds hot..

and now back to the show!

Osaku took the old man and the boy down the street and told them about the gold that was at the bottom of the river. The secret chest. Osaku eventually convinced the two to jump in the river. So they did. Osaku stood at the top of the river and laughed "mour ton pau con say sixci lons's" (morons.. I hope the sharks dont take too long to get an appetite) suddenly there was a large pool of red at the top of the water."cun you toe pas soul unma foolk" (good sharkies. I love you soo much) Osaku walks away with glee and heads back up into her house before her parents get home.