At first, I just wanted to become one of those people who ride their Mini UFO's. You know, so I can look cool at the face of my peers. I was trying to save some money for it, too.
When I got to that great goal, first thing I did was to get the UFO, and try it on. It was fun, I guess. But then, something happened.
I became obsessed with it. So much, I came buzzing to Barton to buy one of those Alien drinks, because I heard it would turn you into one of them.
Now, look at me. I'm a Zurg. I get some spasms and urges to destroy the Human Race, but it's all good. Fred [Another person who became a Zurg], told me that it's normal. You can fight it, if you're strong enough.
Whatever awaits me, I guess.
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Zero R: ... Has turned into one of them, just for the hell of it. ********? Yeah.
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