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alls i gotsta today is:

chocolate is good! mmmm mmm good
so buy me some
and don't buy the cheap stuff! exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim blaugh

teacher-today class, we willl learn about pi

ralph-ohh really??
i'll go call my grandma!

teacher- ohh,no ralph, i mean pi as in 3.14,it's a math symbol

ralph-ohh sad
can we learn about cake instead?

this was brought to u my me.gan (well actually gaia,but me.gan sounds and seems better, SO TOOOO FRICKEN BAD)

overly spoiled kid-mum i want that toy, NOW
da mum-uhh later,dear
*thinking*-later as in NEVER..deeear
kid- but i want it NOW NOW NOW NOW
da mum- uhhh but, u kno, that toy uhh--
kid-NOW NOW NOW NWOOOW *starts crying, ppl look*
the mum thinking*- ahhh ppl r looooking
kid- oooooh i want that toy TOO
the mum-honey...dear...son(or duagter)... ok kid how 'bout i get u soom cookiiees
kid-cooooookies,ooooooooo
the mum- wink *whew* now do u want cooooookies
or sad the ..toy
kid-huh??what toy??


---cookies
i want coooookkies repeat after me 'cuuuhh'-'kiiis'
not - tuh oy
but cuuuh kiye
*thinking*uhh the mum can be sooo clueless sometimes
ha toy

also brought to u by the COOOOKKIEE MONSTER
not they toy monster
but the coookie monster(cause he's much cooler) smile rofl rofl cool stressed wink cool confused cool lol lol

u kno wat i DONT wanna be when i grow up????
a shrink(therapist)
...............
patient-whoa amazing!u found out i was crazy,psyco,weird,wrong
Dr.-all these sessions have really paid off
patient-how long has it been(how many hours)
dr.-u kno, just about, let me see......... u kno just like 500 hours
patient-oh...*thinking* wat a large bill(put it paid off) IM PSYCO!!!!!!!!!!
dr.- now u need anti-psyco sessions
dr.- the cost is ONLY five times as much as the 2nd session
patient-u kno all these different sessions seem really alike
patient-help sessions,extra help sessions,am i normal? sessions,am i weird sessions?, and now psyco sessions
dr.-........hmm interesting, how does this make u feel??
patient-u must be a really good dr.
dr.-*thinking*mentally ill much??? im a geunius this retards think ther getting helped
i just charg more for the same thing HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
patiuent-DR. Dr. r u there????
dr.- IM RICH!! IM RICH!!!!!!!
patient-*thinking* and im the one who needs psyco sessions?

' its a 'bout me

*u must think that im like sooooo totally awesome!!!!!!!!!!!

( i mean u R reading my joural) LOL

okay im not like gonna bore u with my boring daily stuff, (or should i?)
i mean no one actually reads my journal, so im like typing to like nuthin?
but wat if some one does read it and ets like ummm like u kno like BORED
OMG yeah bored is like the # 1 most like umm awsomist world EVRRRR domokun domokun domokun domokun dramallama