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Bathroom graffiti!
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Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some b*****d stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger
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Here I sit
What a caper
I have to s**t
But I'm out of paper
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Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to s**t
But only farted
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I came here
To s**t and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
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You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And s**t my pants!
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Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to s**t and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...
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Some people come here to take a s**t, I come here
to leave one.
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(written high upon the wall above a urinal)
Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand.
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Sign posted in a bathroom:
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!
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(written above a urinal)
Why are you looking up here?
Are you ashamed of it?
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Seen above a urinal:
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our
urinal. We don't piss in your ashtrays!
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Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing
machine were these words:
"Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."
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On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout
the entire performance
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"Rs.100-All You Can Eat" (with an arrow pointing
down into the toilet)
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At pool:
We don't swim in your toilet, so please
don't pee in our pool!
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At pool:
Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it.
Please keep it that way.
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Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and s**t
on the ceiling
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Under a sign that said "Employees Must Wash
Hands,"
someone scribbled:
I waited and waited, but I finally washed
them myself.
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In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant:
It takes the human body about 24 hours to
turn good food
into s**t. It only takes Burger King 10
minutes.
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restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make
your food...please aim properly
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Here I sit, I'm at a loss
trying to s**t out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray,
I don't blow my a** away.
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Here's one seen above a urinal:
look up look up
[even higher on the wall]
keep looking up
[on the ceiling]
Quick! Look down!
You're pissing on your shoes!
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Fart loud if you love Jesus!
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While your sitting on the toilet you see written on
the stall door:
Congratulations! You've won one free game
of Toilet Tennis!
Look Left.
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Here I sit, I'm at a loss, trying to s**t out taco sauce.
I know I'm going to drop a load I only hope I don't explode.
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FIN!
 Kandy_Kane_Kutie · Thu Jan 20, 2005 @ 02:33am · 0 Comments |
