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Woohoo! gold!

See title.

stole from [omg]
X= I did it.

( ) snuck out of the house
( ) gotten lost in your city
(x) saw a shooting star
( ) been out of the U.S.
( ) had a serious surgery
( ) gone out in public in your pajamas
( ) kissed a stranger
( ) hugged a stranger
( ) been in a fist fight
( ) been arrested
( ) done drugs
( ) had alcohol
(x) pushed all the buttons on an elevator
( ) made out in an elevator
( ) swore at your parents
( ) kicked a guy where it hurts
( ) been in love
( ) been close to love
(x) been to a casino
( ) broken a bone
( ) been high
( ) skinny-dipped
( ) faked sick to get out of school
( ) flashed someone
(x) saw a therapist
(x) done the splits
( ) played spin the bottle
(x) gotten stitches
(x) had an IV
( ) drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
( ) bitten someone
( ) been to Niagara Falls
(x) gotten the chicken pox
( ) kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) kissed a member of the same sex
( ) crashed into a friend's car
( ) been to Japan
(x) ridden in a taxi
( ) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
( ) been fired
( ) ever had a crush on someone of the same sex
( ) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
( ) stole something from your job
( ) gone on a blind date
( ) lied to a friend
( ) had a crush on a teacher
( ) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
( ) been to Europe
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) been married
( ) gotten divorced
( ) had children
( ) saw someone die
( ) been to Africa
(x) Driven(ridden) over 400 miles in one day
(x) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Seen the movie Napoleon Dynamite
( ) Thrown up in a bar
( ) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been snowboarding
( ) Met someone in person from the internet
( ) Been moshing at a rock show
( ) Cut yourself on purpose
( ) Been to a moto cross show
( ) lost a child
(x) gone to college
( ) graduated college
( ) done hard drugs
( ) tried killing yourself
( ) taken painkillers
( ) like someone right now

Why is it that nobody ever comments on my stuff anymore. People used to comment on it but now I get zero comments.

It's sort of lame.

Dude. Some people write in there journal practically everyday. That must be time consuming.

I wonder how much free time all the people that do that have.

I mean if they have enough time to log onto the net and come here just to write a journal entry they must have a bit of free time. After all I only get a little free time usually and I don't have time to fill out a journal.

I'm usually imagining what it would be like to have a girlfriend.

I think it would be fun.

I've discovered that going out to dinner and a movie once every couple weeks isn't very expensive.

Not when I have nothing to spend my money on except dinner and a movie.

Well anyway..... I think this is my longest entry yet.

And it isn't funny either.

So a reward for reading the whole thing I will tell you a joke.

A Chinese man, a Mexican, and an American are riding in a hot air balloon after there countries won a war. They are flying over China when the Chinese Man says "I love my country." And throws a gold star down. As the float over Mexico the Mexican says the same thing and tosses down a silver star." But when they float over the US the American says "I hate my Country!" and throws down a grenade. Later they are walking through each country on tour because they are big time heros and while walking through china they see a little boy crying. So they ask the little boy what is wrong and the little boy explains that a gold star fell out of the sky and killed his mom. As they are walking through Mexico they see a little girl crying and they ask her what is wrong and she explains that a silver star fell from the sky and killed her father. And when they get to America they see a couple kids, a boy and a girl, rolling on the ground laughing in front of the burnt wreckage of a house and they ask what is so funny. The two kids say at the same time, "Our Daddy farted and the house blew up!!"