This shall most likely end up as a page with funny quotes that I find during the Halloween event. There was one with a user who's name included the word Jesus. If I can find it, it will definitely go back here.
Tesahli
I pretty much exclusively attack vampires in threads that demand that I don't.
But.....I was threatened by one user that if I continued to attack I may be....and, I think I should warn any users who are weak of heart or have young children near about the severity of this punishment: he warned....*sob* that I might be....
PMed! Oh god!
Medium Attack!
umikotheblueelf sneaks up on Fluffeh Gryphon and digs a stake into her! Fluffeh Gryphon unsuccessfully tries to escape the successful attack.
umikotheblueelf says, "Stabbity death from above!"
umikotheblueelf
Weak Attack...umikotheblueelf pokes fun at istama over and over again before istama finally notices. istama yawns.
umikotheblueelf whines, "Don't chew with your mouth open"
kamiOwoneko
Medium Attack!kamiOwoneko throws rocks at Half-melted Crayon with a well-aimed blow!
Half-melted Crayon is in pain because of the reasonably painful attack.
kamiOwoneko pronounces, "yay!!! play time!!"
Blood_Wolf202
Medium Attack!Blood_Wolf202 pummels [Sex]Overdose over and over again! [Sex]Overdose doubles-over and succumbs.
Blood_Wolf202 says, "Stamp the vamp!"
((Urk!))
Kyuubi Kakashi
umikotheblueelf
Kyuubi Kakashi
umikotheblueelf
*mimics a mother's tone*No dear, vampires suck blood. Now get it right next time.
wink Does it really matter? Humans beat the s**t out of them.*still in mother mode* Kyuubi! Such a potty mouth! Go sit in timeout before I wash your mouth out with soap.
Rofl, good luck with that.umikotheblueelf
Medium Attack!umikotheblueelf punches angie94 with a medium blow!
angie94 is in shock after the painful attack.
umikotheblueelf pronounces, "Shot through the heart! (And I'm to blame)"
umikotheblueelf Wrote:
umikotheblueelf growls, "I'm here to kick a** and get cavities. And I'm all out of teeth."
umikotheblueelf
Nimlock
Weak Attack...Nimlock slaps umikotheblueelf with a laughable blow!
umikotheblueelf giggles at the caressing attack.
Nimlock grumbles, "Take that, scallywag!"
My my, what a "caressing" defeat!
I'm sorry.... I'm just going to go into a corner and laugh at that sentence for about a minute or so.
Amynescence
CaDiLaC_KiNg95
I am ur superior, u r bloodsucker, I am adept
and i am your superior now bow down and get me some meat .. cheese_whine umikotheblueelf
Medium Attack!umikotheblueelf socks Blood_Wolf202 over and over again! Blood_Wolf202 doubles-over and succumbs.
umikotheblueelf pronounces, "Bleah! No fun!"
PAnZuRiEL
Anyway, this
cake umikotheblueelf is great! It's so delicious and moist!
I had no idea vampires practiced cannabalism...
eek But I'm glad you find me tasty
sweatdrop DerangedFaerie
a x e w o u n d
DerangedFaerie
a x e w o u n d
DerangedFaerie
I want art..but since I draw too, I'm not gonna be all "CAN I HAVE ARTZ NAO PLZ!?!" Cuz I know how annoying that can be.
So, how is everyone?

Yeah I know, freebie art threads are near to impossible, I've tried. xD
I'm pretty good, freezing and sick. D: How are you? 

I especially hate it when people pm you and beg. It's annoying.
I'm sorry yer freezing and sick. -gives you a blanket and tissues-
I'm just a bit worried right now....you see, one of the Von sisters keeps questioning Rufus's taste-y-ness...

+snuggles all warm-like in the blanket+ :D
Wanna snuggle with me? x]
xD Well I must say, Rufus does look rather tasty.
The Von Helsons are so purdyyy. I wish I were one of them D: 

Sure. <3 -crawls under the blanket and snuggles with you-
I wonder what Rufus' first word was.
For some reason, I think it was 'pizza' or 'porno'. Something Ian would regret that Rufus learned.
"Hey Sasha, This is my new cat Rufus.."
"Awww, he's so cute. Does he know any tricks?"
"Sasha does have a nice rack."
"Er...He's...He's just learning, you see...."
"-smack-"
"Sasha, come back!"
umikotheblueelf
Howaido Prince
Medium Attack!Howaido Prince sneaks up on Thatz Gemini and digs his claws into her! Thatz Gemini is in pain because of the strong blow.
Howaido Prince pronounces, "TAKE IT LIKE THE MINDLESS CATTLE YOU ARE!"
*eyes warily and backs away slowly*
umikotheblueelf · Wed Oct 31, 2007 @ 12:34am · 0 Comments