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Do I Ever use this?...No
Lolz..
Ok.. Quickly before I go to bed...
I'm still drunk.. lmao...


Smean = Mean but in the bad sense... When something is bad or gay.. Smean is used eg. "...I Just saw a dude throwing up around the corner...Smean..."

Sdamn = Pretty much the same as Damn... but it used when you are Embaressed or have just been proven wrong...Or something Doesn't go your way...

Have Fun/ HF/ CHEF = Chef sounds like 'HF' when you say the letters. and pretty much Have Fun means ******** you Eg. "..Can I go to the movies with you?.." "..Snow.. Have Fun.."

Snow = No.. plain and simple ... Snow means No

Rain = Really? but only in some context...

Hail = Hell.. But only in some context...

Rain Hail Snow = Really? Hell ******** No... This is the only time Rain and Hail make sense...

Weak, Bad, Suck = Usually When the Word 'Weak' is Shouted the whole group usually follows with a semi Chant of "BAD! SUCK!.."
This 'Weak Bad Suck' means completely the opposite as it is sarcasm.. but also that you are having a good time and are also proud to show it..

Lose = Sex/ Girls/ Hooking up with girls (Hooking up = Heavy Kissing..)
Eg. Girls = "Sad to how many Lose are here"
Eg. Sex = "Getting My Lose with that chick"
Eg. Hooking up = "Had My Lose with her"

You have to remember Sarcasm usually means the opposite.. so we use these phrases alot:

"Pretty Gay Party" = Good Party

"thought she didn't want my rod" = You already know she wants your p***s.. Usually not though.. we Usually use this sentence just as a joke

"Do I suck?" = I am the Man... pretty simple

"iCar" = I don't care..

"Live" = Dead... we use this in some cases as Eg. "..Sad do I live walking through that Alley way.." Which means that Alley way looks dodgey as ********.. and there is a chance of dying..

"White/ Whitey" = Black people... plain and simple Eg. "..Sad to all the whiteys at this party..." = There are alot of black people here..

NZ sarcasm is usually started with the word 'Sad' which has two meanings when used in sentences.. Eg. "..Sad is this night/Party/ Lose bad?..." = It is good Eg. "Sad to how much Lose is here" = Good amount of girls Eg. "..Sad to the whiteys.." = It is bad how many Black people are here (Not being racist.. But usually here.. black people at partys tend to want to fight.. alot....)
Another Instance of Bad use of 'Sad' "...Sad To Live.." = We are going to die..... Yes it is an over exageration.. but thats how we do..

We also use the word 'Nothing' as in Eg. "..nothings Gay.." = Everythings gay/ or the specific topic is gay
Eg. "..Nothings Mine.." = Usually refers to an object or item.. or Person such as Girl... It is saying that it is yours. or you want it to be yours..


WELL!!... thats all I can think Of .. There is prolly heaps more.. but yeah.. CHEF.. Im off having a sleep Have fun Jokes..


Ok... So I am pretty drunk.. so much that this is taking me awhile to write even a few words.. I prolly shouldn't have written those last words.. It's just a waste.. you didn't need to hear it.. not that anyone reads this... I am writing this out of boredom.. OK ENOUGH!!.. I will begin tonights Adventure...


This is not the first time I have gone out to a Party.. nor shall it be the last.. this however was one of my more less exciting adventures... My friends and I were sitting on my front porch as we usually do.. Drinking ofcourse and singing to my Older brother Vincent playing the guitar.. my Friend Wade had smoked some of my house mates cigarettes earlier this evening and thought he was not caught.. My room mate came home and found his cigarette packet empty.. (Just so you guys know I don't smoke... never have.. never will...) So Gareth my room mate comes out and knowing that wade had taken his cigarettes tells wade to leave.. so basicaly me and luke are forced to follow.. we go to the park which is semi near my house and we sit on the fence.. Luke says he needs to go for a s**t.. but doesnt want to go back to my house because of the way we left.. so we didnt... instead we spend an hour searching for leaves that fit the purpose for toilet paper.. so we do this.. then the f** says he doesnt need to go anymore... so we begin to venture towards the party.. I think it was about 10pm at this time.. because of wade being kicked out of my house we left earlier than we usually do.. so ratshit.. we had to carry our drinks.. so we are carrying our drinks towards Chantelles, where everyone is supposed to be... we walk for about half an hour talking about random stuff.. and singing ... we sing stuff from boy bands... who ever doesnt is lying.. so we sang backstreet boys and ventured onwards.. we eventually reached Chantelles... and then see Alexs car.. not there.. so we text that f** and ask where the ******** he is.. then just as we send the text we see him roll up with every one... damn.. so we sit outside Chantelles and talk for like ******** ages.. and then eventually get told to move on by her neighbors.. ratshit right?... so we begin to walk off.. and wade and luke go to Wades house.. and Matt walks back to his.. thats me... so im walking and walking... then I get bored. so I pick up a cat.. I name it Jeff.. just so it isnt awkward calling him cat all the time.. then I pick up a recycling bin.. and decide we need another one.. so I place Jeff in the recycling bin and carry on.. Half way towards home.. Jeff decides hes a f**.. and jumps out and runs home... what a ******** f** cat... so I continue on.. I finally get home and I'm greeted by Gareth who looks ******** Blazed as ********.. then I sit on the couch.. pick up the laptop go on Gaia.. look at My gaia.. change my saying.. and then decide to write in this piece of s**t journal....

Do I ever use this?... Once.. Maybe more.. but only when Im drunk...


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