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EVERY GIRL WANTS A MAN SHE CAN GO TO IN HER SWEATS, HAIR A MESS, MAKEUP RUNNING DOWN HER FACE, EYES RED FROM CRYING, AND THE FIRST THING HE SAYS TO HER IS "BABY YOUR BEAUTIFUL." AND MEANS IT

DON'T SET YOUR SELF ON FIRE IT KINDA HURTS!!!
YOU SAY WEIRDO LIKE ITS A BAD THING!!!
IF I PROMISE NOT TO KILL YOU CAN I HAVE A HUG!!!
EVEN HEAVAN IS HELL WITHOUT YOU!!!
IM OK IT ONLY HURTS WHEN I BREATHE!!!
MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT EATING GUMMY BEARS IS THAT YOU CAN BITE THERE HEAD OF AND THEY DONT COMPLAIN!!!
ILL JUST PRETEND TO HUG YOU TILL YOU GET HERE!!!
I USED UP ALL MY SICK DAYS SO IM CALLING IN DEAD!!!
YOU NEVER GROW UP YOU JUST LEARN HOW TO BEHAVE IN PUBLIC!!!
MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR TURNED OUT TO BE A LOSER IN TIN FOIL!!!
YOU DONT DIE FROM A BROKEN HEART YOU JUST WISH YOU DID!!!
DOCTORS SAY I HAVE MULTIPLE PERSONALITYS BUT WE DONT AGREE WITH THEM!!!
IM NOT CRAZY MY REALITY ON LIFE IS JUST DIFFERENT THEN YOURS!!!
THE PROBLEM WITH LIFE IS THAT THERES NO BACKROUND MUSIC!!!
I LOVE YOU IS EIGHT LETTERS SO IS BULLSHIT!!!
DONT HIT KIDS NO SERIOUSLY THEY HAVE GUNS NOW!!!
ITS ALWAYS FUNNY UNTILL SOME ONE GETS HURT THEN ITS HYSTERICAL!!!
I LOVE HIM BUT HE LOVES HER!!!
SOME WERE BETWEEN OUR FUN LAUGHS LONG TALKS STUPID FIGHT AND THE LITTLE JOKES I FELL IN LOVE!!!
I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED AS THE GIRL WHO ALWAYS SMILED WHEN HER HEART WAS BROKEN... AND THAT COULD ALWAYS BRIGHTEN OTHER PEOPLES DAYS EVEN IF SHE COULDNT BRIGHTEN HER OWN!!!
ALL THE WOOKIES SAY IM PRETTY FLY FOR A JEDI!!!
IF YOU CANT LAUGH AT YOURSELF ILL BE HAPPY TO DO IT FOR YOU!!!
SOMETIMES I THINK I CAN TELL MY LIFE STORY WITH ICONS!!!
I WENT TO GET YOU A FLOWER BUT IT TURNED OUT TO BE A VENUS FLY TRAP AND IT BIT MY HEAD SO I GOT MAD AND KILLED IT AND GOT YOU THIS BLADE OF GRASS INSTEAD!!!
OINK IM A COW!!!
CAN I BORROW YOUR PEN... I NEED TO STAB YOU IN THE EYE!!!
I MAY NOT BE PERFACT BUT PARTS OF ME ARE PRETTY AWESOME!!!
REAL MEN ARENT AFRAID TO BUY THERE GIRLFRIENDS TAMPONS!!!
WHY DOES I ROSE REPRESENT LOVE WHEN A ROSE ALWAYS DIES?!?!?!
ITS NOT US ITS THEM THEM AND THERE STUPID BOY PENISES!!!
WERE NOT PERFACT WE LAUGH WAY TO HARD WE ARE WAY TO LOUD AND WE MAKE COMPLETE FOOLS OF OURSELFS EVERYDAY BUT DOING THIS TOGETHER IS WHET MAKES US BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!!!