Just something fun I thought I'd share with everybody.
It all started when a pair of sandals went missing at 1:15 am on August 1, 2007.
A work in progress by furian fury and myself.
It all started when a pair of sandals went missing at 1:15 am on August 1, 2007.
A work in progress by furian fury and myself.
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Last Updated: August 10, 2007.
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Fury
tapdancing chimpmunks stole my inflatable sandals
Luna
Oh noes! We mustn't let teh chipmunks live!
To the batmobile!!!
To the batmobile!!!
Fury
ok batman, ive got the cheese crackers, lets stop those chipunks!
Luna
Da na na naaa!!
Once again, our heroes speed off into the night,
on the tails of the mischievious chipmunks.
Will they catch up? Or will they fall into a pot hole?
To be continued. Next time.
Once again, our heroes speed off into the night,
on the tails of the mischievious chipmunks.
Will they catch up? Or will they fall into a pot hole?
To be continued. Next time.
Fury
they hit a pot hole, made by the acidy pizza, left by the chipmunks
DAMn!
never ear
as he flipped out his phone
i will call a taxi
they jumped in to the taxi
FOLLOW THOSE TAPDANCING CHIPMUNKS!
DAMn!
never ear
as he flipped out his phone
i will call a taxi
they jumped in to the taxi
FOLLOW THOSE TAPDANCING CHIPMUNKS!
Luna
Quick thinking, Furian Fury!
They zoomed through the empty streets and pedestrians.
After a fast pit stop and meal at Mickey D's,
they continued the fast and exhilarating chase!
Then. They saw it. Chipmunk Castle.
Dark clouds loom overhead and lightning strikes.
Only the foolest of fools dared to enter.
Were our heroes fools?!?!
Only time will tell. In the next episode.
Dun dun dunnnnn.
They zoomed through the empty streets and pedestrians.
After a fast pit stop and meal at Mickey D's,
they continued the fast and exhilarating chase!
Then. They saw it. Chipmunk Castle.
Dark clouds loom overhead and lightning strikes.
Only the foolest of fools dared to enter.
Were our heroes fools?!?!
Only time will tell. In the next episode.
Dun dun dunnnnn.
Fury
what can we do? wild luntic thought to herself
never fear lunatic
fury always has a plan
he took off his hat, reached in and pulled out a cheese cracker
geewillikers fury how will that help us?
chemistry my dear watson
you see, we use this cheese cracker to-
Next time, On the Adventures of lunatic and fury: the chipmunk chase
never fear lunatic
fury always has a plan
he took off his hat, reached in and pulled out a cheese cracker
geewillikers fury how will that help us?
chemistry my dear watson
you see, we use this cheese cracker to-
Next time, On the Adventures of lunatic and fury: the chipmunk chase
gonk And this is the part when the evil chipmunks
teamed up with the Gaia staff, admin, and moderators; scream
They messed up the next [pretty long] episode
which included a lot of mathematical and scientific equations on my part.
teamed up with the Gaia staff, admin, and moderators; scream
They messed up the next [pretty long] episode
which included a lot of mathematical and scientific equations on my part.
Luna
omgsh. omgsh. omgsh.
i hadn`t thought of that possibility!
wahhh!! we are doomed!!
i hadn`t thought of that possibility!
wahhh!! we are doomed!!
[I hadn't even thought the heads of Gaia as the perpetrators, until Fury mentioned it] stressed
Fury
Never!!! we will fight to the very end, no matter how many limbs we lose, no matter how many vases get smashed,
are ya with me lunatic?
are ya with me lunatic?
Luna
Yes, I am with you Fury!
We shall battle together through all the shattered glass, all the broken stairways,
and ironic twists of plot that always seemingly lead towards our demise!
We shall battle together through all the shattered glass, all the broken stairways,
and ironic twists of plot that always seemingly lead towards our demise!
Fury
They drove to the gates of the chipmunk castle, crows hawked and lightning struck, but how would they get past this gate? acid? cheese pizza? a half melted ice cream? who knows
Luna
Luna sat there next to Fury, deep in thought.
She would have steak for dinner that night.
"Aha! Dinner!" Luna exclaimed, looking at Fury.
"That`s it!" She smiled, hoping he would catch on.
Fury looked at his partner in crime law
with one eyebrow raised before he thought about it.
Steak..Cow..Chicken..Farm..Farmer..Catapult!
They would catapult themselves over the iron gates, to the roof,
and like ninjas, they would quietly, sneakily slip into the castle.
The poor chipmunks wouldn`t even know what hit `em!
Yes, his partner was indeed a genious.
The dynamic duo searched around for a catapult.
Sadly, there was none to be found in the area.
[Not even behind the pretty rose bush!] gonk
Shrugging, Fury said, "Let`s just climb the damn thing."
Luna shrugged as well, "Okay," and followed behind him.
Furian Fury dropped like a cat and landed on his feet
on the other side of the tall black gates.
Unfortunetly for his partner, she dropped on her a**.
Ouch. Now, what are our heroes to do when one of them
is suffering from a bruised bum?
Will this be the end of poor Luna?
She would have steak for dinner that night.
"Aha! Dinner!" Luna exclaimed, looking at Fury.
"That`s it!" She smiled, hoping he would catch on.
Fury looked at his partner in crime law
with one eyebrow raised before he thought about it.
Steak..Cow..Chicken..Farm..Farmer..Catapult!
They would catapult themselves over the iron gates, to the roof,
and like ninjas, they would quietly, sneakily slip into the castle.
The poor chipmunks wouldn`t even know what hit `em!
Yes, his partner was indeed a genious.
The dynamic duo searched around for a catapult.
Sadly, there was none to be found in the area.
[Not even behind the pretty rose bush!] gonk
Shrugging, Fury said, "Let`s just climb the damn thing."
Luna shrugged as well, "Okay," and followed behind him.
Furian Fury dropped like a cat and landed on his feet
on the other side of the tall black gates.
Unfortunetly for his partner, she dropped on her a**.
Ouch. Now, what are our heroes to do when one of them
is suffering from a bruised bum?
Will this be the end of poor Luna?
Fury
Fury looked at his partner helplessly on the floor
and decided to give her a piggy back
better? he asked?
kinda de-meaning but ill live with that, Luna said, but as they turned around they saw 500 hundred chipmunks glaring at them with ak47's
....mommy..Fury whimperd
..Hell no.Luna exclaimed
the chimpmunks laughed at their foolishness
chip chip chippy chip chip chiperoo?
but are heroes could not speak chipmunkean, the academy had only taught them how to speak seagull
mm..errrr. we come in peace fury exclaimed, when they all shot into the air with their ak47's
..well it seems that you dont
what will happen to our heroes? will they be killed? will they fight off the chipmunk horde, even with Lunas crippling injury? find out next time
on
Fury And Luna Adventures
and decided to give her a piggy back
better? he asked?
kinda de-meaning but ill live with that, Luna said, but as they turned around they saw 500 hundred chipmunks glaring at them with ak47's
....mommy..Fury whimperd
..Hell no.Luna exclaimed
the chimpmunks laughed at their foolishness
chip chip chippy chip chip chiperoo?
but are heroes could not speak chipmunkean, the academy had only taught them how to speak seagull
mm..errrr. we come in peace fury exclaimed, when they all shot into the air with their ak47's
..well it seems that you dont
what will happen to our heroes? will they be killed? will they fight off the chipmunk horde, even with Lunas crippling injury? find out next time
on
Fury And Luna Adventures
Luna
Luna whimpered and still on Fury`s back, wrapped her arms tighter around his neck.
He sighed at the girl and quickly searched his mind for any tricks they could pull.
Suddenly, he heard a loud screeching sound.
Startled, he accidently dropped Luna, once again on her a**.
He looked down with apologetic eyes and a nervous smile, seeing her frown.
Hearing the sounds of cawing above, he looked into the sky and saw an army of crows.
He forgot that Luna spoke more than Seagull.
They dropped a pair of uzis at our heroes` feet and came swooping down at the chipmunks.
Unfortunetly, they swooped back up as soon as they saw the AKs. Damn birds.
A few did manage to poo on a couple of the more menacing looking chipmunks, however.
Fury grabbed the uzis and handed one over to Luna as she stood up on her feet.
He smiled evilly at the small creatures, preparing to laugh mechanically
and threaten the chipmunks into obliteration, when he felt a poke at his arm.
Fury looked to his side; Luna whispered, "no ammo."
He sighed at the girl and quickly searched his mind for any tricks they could pull.
Suddenly, he heard a loud screeching sound.
Startled, he accidently dropped Luna, once again on her a**.
He looked down with apologetic eyes and a nervous smile, seeing her frown.
Hearing the sounds of cawing above, he looked into the sky and saw an army of crows.
He forgot that Luna spoke more than Seagull.
They dropped a pair of uzis at our heroes` feet and came swooping down at the chipmunks.
Unfortunetly, they swooped back up as soon as they saw the AKs. Damn birds.
A few did manage to poo on a couple of the more menacing looking chipmunks, however.
Fury grabbed the uzis and handed one over to Luna as she stood up on her feet.
He smiled evilly at the small creatures, preparing to laugh mechanically
and threaten the chipmunks into obliteration, when he felt a poke at his arm.
Fury looked to his side; Luna whispered, "no ammo."
Fury
what? he asked
no ammo,
..shhhiiittttt... Fury whimperd
he turned to the chipmunks and pointed his uzzi at the poop covered chipmunks
ok you chipmunks, u better move out the way, and take us to your leader so i can retrieve my inflatable sandals!
the chipmunks stared at him and cocked their ak's
ooo s**t
wayda go shwarzenneger Luna Mumbled
mmm Fury thought to himself
when it came to him, an INgenious Plan, that was flawless and so canny, it was as if einstein had just whisperd into his ear
AHA! he yelled
he pointed behind the chipmunks
LOOK! A LEPRACHAUN!
the chipmunks turned round eagerly in antisipation of seeing a leprachaun as fury grabbed Luna and plopped her on his back, as they ran up to the castle giggling gleefully at the chipmunks stupidity.
no ammo,
..shhhiiittttt... Fury whimperd
he turned to the chipmunks and pointed his uzzi at the poop covered chipmunks
ok you chipmunks, u better move out the way, and take us to your leader so i can retrieve my inflatable sandals!
the chipmunks stared at him and cocked their ak's
ooo s**t
wayda go shwarzenneger Luna Mumbled
mmm Fury thought to himself
when it came to him, an INgenious Plan, that was flawless and so canny, it was as if einstein had just whisperd into his ear
AHA! he yelled
he pointed behind the chipmunks
LOOK! A LEPRACHAUN!
the chipmunks turned round eagerly in antisipation of seeing a leprachaun as fury grabbed Luna and plopped her on his back, as they ran up to the castle giggling gleefully at the chipmunks stupidity.
Luna
The two
-or rather Fury, as he was carrying Luna on his back-
happy walked up the stone steps engraved in golden nuts and acorns.
[For chipmunks, they sure had a nice sense of decor]
They slipped into the Chipmunk Castle easily;
the stupid creatures did not lock the front doors.
Our heroine smiled, about to compliment Fury on his craftiness.
However, she did not get that chance.
The next step Furian Fury took sent the two tumbling into the air.
They had sprung a trap and were now suspended in the air by a net.
A clicking noise of laughter was heard beneath them,
and our heroes had to untangle themselves from one another
before looking down at one of the boss chipmunks staring back up at them.
He was rubbing his paws together and laughing at their stupidity.
Fury glared and Luna growled, obviously not happy with their state.
There our heroes were. So close to victory [or so they thought].
Instead, hair amiss, they hung in a net, hoping to kill the chipmunks with their angry stares.
The leader, looking suavishly cool in his old school black mafia hat, made sly comments.
The rest chuckled chippily in their chipmunk languages. Fools, they thought.
-or rather Fury, as he was carrying Luna on his back-
happy walked up the stone steps engraved in golden nuts and acorns.
[For chipmunks, they sure had a nice sense of decor]
They slipped into the Chipmunk Castle easily;
the stupid creatures did not lock the front doors.
Our heroine smiled, about to compliment Fury on his craftiness.
However, she did not get that chance.
The next step Furian Fury took sent the two tumbling into the air.
They had sprung a trap and were now suspended in the air by a net.
A clicking noise of laughter was heard beneath them,
and our heroes had to untangle themselves from one another
before looking down at one of the boss chipmunks staring back up at them.
He was rubbing his paws together and laughing at their stupidity.
Fury glared and Luna growled, obviously not happy with their state.
There our heroes were. So close to victory [or so they thought].
Instead, hair amiss, they hung in a net, hoping to kill the chipmunks with their angry stares.
The leader, looking suavishly cool in his old school black mafia hat, made sly comments.
The rest chuckled chippily in their chipmunk languages. Fools, they thought.
Fury
OMFG!! O.O!
what is it fury? luna asked
THATS MY OLD SCHOOL MAFIA HAT!!!
they stole my inflatable sandals and my mafia hat! you fiends!
as it appeared that looking below the chipmunks devishly attractive attire, were inflatable sandals, giving him more elevation than elton johns go-go boots
how we gonna get outta here? luna whispered
she looked at fury with puppy eyes, hoping to be saved from this eerie looking fate
..mmm...sorry im kinda outta ideas^_^;
...¬_¬ what?
but then, all of a sudden, Furys trusted Wolf, Haidies, glomped through the window, squeeshing a few grunt chipmunks, and growling before the boss chipmunk,
what will happen?
will they be saved as haidees devours the boss chipmunk? and later giving back furys hat and sandals,"throught the back door" ahem.. or will haidies be overpowered by the gogo boots sized chipmunk, and our heroes shall become no more than slaves, as the chipmunks greatest torture, forcing them to..work in burger king....dun dunn dunnnnn!!!!!! surprised O.O
what is it fury? luna asked
THATS MY OLD SCHOOL MAFIA HAT!!!
they stole my inflatable sandals and my mafia hat! you fiends!
as it appeared that looking below the chipmunks devishly attractive attire, were inflatable sandals, giving him more elevation than elton johns go-go boots
how we gonna get outta here? luna whispered
she looked at fury with puppy eyes, hoping to be saved from this eerie looking fate
..mmm...sorry im kinda outta ideas^_^;
...¬_¬ what?
but then, all of a sudden, Furys trusted Wolf, Haidies, glomped through the window, squeeshing a few grunt chipmunks, and growling before the boss chipmunk,
what will happen?
will they be saved as haidees devours the boss chipmunk? and later giving back furys hat and sandals,"throught the back door" ahem.. or will haidies be overpowered by the gogo boots sized chipmunk, and our heroes shall become no more than slaves, as the chipmunks greatest torture, forcing them to..work in burger king....dun dunn dunnnnn!!!!!! surprised O.O
