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jokes in alll forms
----->the judge gave the man who stole a calendar twelve months.

--->late last night a large hole was made in the walls surrounding Sunnyview Nudist Camp. police are looking into it.
xd

---->this is a joke about marrige xp
FRED: 'My wife converted me to religion.'
BİLL: 'your wife converted you to religion? how did she do that?'
FRED:'becouse i didnt believe in hell until i married her!'
xd

----->
man:'that damm wife of mine is a liar!'
freind:'how do you know?'
man:'becouse she said she spent the night with claire.'
freind:'So?'
man :'İ spent the night with claire!'
xd

------->what do you call a eskimo wearing five balaclavas?
anything you like, becouse he cant hear you.
xd


animal jokes!

--i was up until 2:30 this morning. i had to wait for the cat to come in so i could let it out!

---'that's a lovely bulldog you've got there'
'no, it's not a bulldog it was chasing a cat and ran into a wall.'

----'i've just lost my dog.'
'why dont you put an advertisement in the paper?'
'dont be silly- my dog cant read.'

-----i've just burried a very unfortunate firefly. it met its death trying to make love to a cigarette end.

------whydo birds fly south in winter?
becouse it's too far to walk..

---what do you call a crocodile at the north pole?
LOST!!

-----how do you stop moles digging in the garden?
hide all the shovels.


doctor and health jokes

'Well, how do you find yourself these cold, winter mornings?'
'oh, i just throw back the blankets and there i m '
xd
nurse: 'can i take your pulse?'
patient: why?havent you got one of your own?'
blaugh


Q:
how do you stop moles digging in the garden?
A:
Hide all the shovels.
xd
Q:
why does the giraffe have such long neck?
A:
Becouse it cant stand the smell of its feet..
xd


Q:
what do you calla ninefoot budgie
A:
Sir


Q:
what do you call a budgie run over by a lawnmower?
A:
shredded tweet


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