I got bored an decided hey why not record quotes? should be fun. Enjoy!
me: -laying on couch watching tv-
mom: -sits on me-
me: oh my god your fat for a skinny woman!
mom: -pinches- dont call your mother fat!
me: ow! not my fault tubby!
mom: -pinches- youve been awfully testy today.
me: ow! you have testies! -pinches back-
mom: ow! -whacks-
me: CHILD ABUSE!!!!!!!
just got out of 2nd block class
me: AAAAAAAAAAGGH!!!!
vernon:.....ready for that joint yet?
me:....please?
IN 2nd block class
me: ray will you take up my calc for me?
ray: ....sure why not!
me: thank you! your my favorite fairy!!!
ray: -flaps arms wildy- Im a fairy! TWITTER TWITTER!
once agian in 2nd block class
me: -leans on close to zoes ear- shifty
zoe:......?
me: what?
zoe: did you say something?
me: your hearing things
zoe: o.o
in wellness
me: -walks out in hall to a drink-
brittany: -just got out of locker room-
me: hey britt!
brittany: nasty nasty boys and they all smell like cornchips!!!
me:WHA?!
in orlando florida
me: -hugs yuki plushie- he gets the high honor of being in my bed!
steph: that a high honor? who HASNT been in your bed?
me: -growls and pinches- whos BEEN IN yours?
still in orlando
stephs dad: we need to get charles something before we go back...something he needs
me: -sipping on sprite-
steph:-whispers in my ear- he NEEDS a hooker
me: -chokes on sprite- o.o
in brandi's camper after we had lost one of the two roaches and couldnt find it anywhere.
me: -pulls out homemade pipe-
brandi: are we gonna smoke it NOW?!
me:..yeah???
brandi: ok...
me: -looks in the bowl of the pipe- HEY heres the 2nd roach!
brandi: o.o
me: -looks inside the pipe- are you magic?
brandi: its voodoo!!!
once again in brandi's camper
me: lets watch rocky horror picture show!
brandi: ok! -picks up dvd case- its not in here...
me: huh?
brandi: -looking for it- its not in there!
me: -helps look-
brandi: AAAGH!!! -throws something big across camper-
me: o.o -cowers-
thats all for quote page 1
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