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THIS IS A ROUGHDRAFT

When i got around to writing this i couldnt remember a good deal of mine... i had to go through alot of notes >.< I hope to update this soon

I dont know if i will be able to break this section down to smaller sections like Life and Philosophical because i feel that some of these fit under both and i dont want to be redunant, if i see a way of organizing these, and i have enough time to edit this up and make this look good than ill do so...

Also a HUGE piece of advice on my part is if your not one to think much, or even if you do, try to think about what is said here, if you dont understand it, ask me or someone else and try to understand more, try not to accept almost any of this on just a very plain level. Understanding is what makes this Wisdom and not Rambling (Though i have a tendency with both smile )

Me: Be honest, no matter what, be yourself, if people cant accept you for who you are, they arent meant to be your friend
Friend: Exactly, Id rather be hated for who i am, than loved for who i am not"
Me: Also to say you are not yourself is nonsense, you are always yourself no matter what, a person has many aspects to themselves and can show them at different times, some rarely surfacing, and all constantly changing, but regardless these are still aspects of one big thing: you
Friend: Exactly

A note on the above, for the Yourself bit, i often use this to describe myself: My personality is like a deck of cards, every card representing something else and differnt, and in differnt situations and times and esepecially difernt people, ill have differnt hands and selections of cards, though your personality is never always expressed or used at once every bit is still part of the whole smile

"After all, a horizon isn't always meant to be broadened, sometimes it's meant to be crossed."
AdventKTE

More of a jibberish quote but one i like nontheless
"We fear that which we cannot see
We respect that which we cannot see
Thus the blade will be wielded"
Bleach

"When the finger points to the yonder moon, the fool will not look at the fingertip."

"Over the keel mountains,
Meets an ape with human speech.
The ape asks,
"What clings to you?
Bear it - you cannot.
Accept it - you cannot.
But hidden - it is from you
Recite Its name."
Both above from the Epitaph of Twilgiht in .hack

"Happiness is not the destination, but the road you take reach it"

I once dreamt I was a buttrefly. When I awoke, I asked myself, "Am I a man who just dreamt about being a butterfly, or am I a butterfly who now dreams about being a man?"

A song which holds many ideals I believe are true and very intelligent, but ive never been able to put it in wording everyone could use. Its a tad lengthy, but incredibly wise.

The lyrics to Everybody's Free to Wear Sunscreen, by Mary Schmich:

Wear sunscreen.

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine.

Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing every day that scares you.

Sing.

Don't be reckless with other people's hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and, in the end, it's only with yourself.

Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch.

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don't.

Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when they're gone.

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else's.

Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or of what other people think of it. It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.

Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room.

Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.

Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings. They're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people who knew you when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund. Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know when either one might run out.

Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're 40 it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen.

Humorous Quotes

Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy

The uiverse- some information to help you live in it.

1. AREA: Infinite

The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy offers this definition of the
word "Infinite"
Infinite: Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much
bigger than that in fact, really amazing immense, a totally stunning
size, real "wow, that's big" time. Infinity is just so big that by
comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by
colossal mutiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we're
trying to get across here.

2. IMPORTS: None

It is impossible to import things into an infinite area, there
being no outside to import things in from.

3. EXPORTS: None

See Imports

4. POPULATION: None. It is known that there are an infinite number of
worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them
to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore,
there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number
divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the
average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to
be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole
Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to
time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

5. MONETARY UNITS: None

In fact there are three freely convertible currencies in the
Galaxy, but none of them count. The Altarian Dollar has recently
collapsed, the Flanian Pobble Bead is only exchangeable for other
Flainian Pobble Beads, and the Triganic Pu has its own very special
problems. Its exchange rate of eight Ningis to one Pu is simple
enough, but since a Ningi is a triangular rubber coin six thousand
eight hundred miles along each side, no one has ever collected enough
to own one Pu. Ningis are not negotiable currency, because the
Galaticbanks refuse to deal in fidddling small change. From this basic
premise it is very simple to prove that the Galactibanks are also the
product of a deranged imagination.

6. ART: None

The function of art is to hold the mirror up to nature, and there
simply isn't a mirror big enough-see point one.

7. SEX: None

Well, in fact there is an awful lot of this, largley because of the
total lack of money, trade, banks, art or anything else that might
keep all the nonexistent people of the Universe occupied.
However it is not worth embarking on a long discussion of it now
because it really is terribly complicated. For further information see
Guide Chapters seven, nine, ten, eleven, fourteen, sixteen, seventeen,
nineteen, twenty-one to eighty-four inclusive, and in fact most of the
rest of the Guide

"The knack of flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss"

"The colors ranged from a whole list of horrifying colors from Ultra Violent to Infra-dead"

Good Omens, by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

This little piggy went to Hades
This little piggy stayed home
This little piggy ate raw and steaming human flesh
This little piggy violated virgins
And this little piggy clambered over a heap of dead bodies to get to the top

From the satanist nun singing a nursery rhyme to the anti-christ

Shadwell hated all southerners, and by inference was standing at the north pole

The standard computer warranty agreement which said that if the machine
1) didn't work,
2) didn't do what the expensive advertisement said,
3) electrocuted the imeediate neighborhood,
4) and in fact failed entirely to be inside the expensive box when you opened it,
this was expressly, absolutely, implicitly and in no event the fault or responsibility of the manufacturer, that the purchaser should consider himself lucky to be allowed to give his money to the manufacturer, and that any attempt to treat what had just been paid for as the purchaser's own property would result in the attention of serious men with menacing briefcases and very thin watches.

Crowley(A demon of hell) had been extremely impressed with the warranties offered by the computer industry and had in fact sent a bundle Below to the department that drew up the immortal soul agreements with a yellow memo form attached just saying "Learn Guys"

Red Vs Blue Quotes

"Hey look its a sleeping person!"
"Sir he isnt sleeping hes Dead"
"Oh good because... for a second i thought that was me... because i am wearing blue armor and he is wearing blue armor.... but if he is dead that cannot be me... that would be silly."
Caboose and Sarge From Red Vs Blue

"I knew she was a girl......Girls never Like me!"
"Caboose i dont think anyone likes you"
"....I like me...."
Caboose and Church from Red Vs Blue

"Im not gonna get married my dad always said why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free"
Caboose from Red Vs Blue

"Hes definitely captured... or dead... captured or dead...(Gasp) or captured AND dead"
Caboose from Red Vs Blue

Confuscious Proverbs

Man standing on toilet is high on pot..
Man running in front of car is tired..Man running in back of car is exhausted..
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Man with one chopstick go hungry
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
Man who sit on tack get point
Man who farts in church sits in own pew..
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk
Crowded elevator smell different to midget
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient

Bad Pick Up Lines Work in progress
I lost my virginity, can i have yours?

Random Quotes

Song lyrics
There's no earthly way of knowing,
Which direction we are going,
There's no knowing where we're rowing,
Or which way the river's flowing,
Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing?

Not a speck of light is showing so the danger must be growing,
Are the fires of hell A-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing?
YES! The danger must be growing, for the rowers keep on rowing,
And they're certainly not showing, any signs that they are slowing!!!
Woooooooaaaaaa

From Through the Loop, By Pendulum
[Sampled from the original 'Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory', 1971]

“Whenever I'm in doubt, I ask myself, "What would Jesus do?" And then I realize, Jesus got crucified, so maybe his decision-making isn't all that great.”

"Music is like candy, you have to throw away all the rappers."

"I have some good news and some bad news"
"Ok whats the good news"
"Your planets about to be destroyed by a bunch of aliens"
"if thats the good news whats the bad news!?"
"oh wait that was the bad news"
"THAN WHATS THE GOOD NEWS!?!"
"i found a nickel"
later that day
"I have some good news and some bad news, the good news is i named my nickel phillip, the bad news is its a GIRL nickel"
Cosmo from the Fairy Oddparents

A religious war is like two kids arguing who has the best imaginary friend.

"Back in our day we used to fight monsters 3 times that size in the snow barehanded!"
Monster Hunter

"If you meet the buddha kill the buddha if you meet a god kill the god"
Full Metal Panic Fumoffu

"It takes a real idiot to do cool things, thats what makes it cool"
FLCL (Fooly Cooly)

"Mass genocide is the hardest sport on earth, next to soccer"
Loki From Dogma

You cant spell slaughter
without laughter

"her prom theme was fire
her first car was a chariot
she called her first husband hun because he was one
her first christmas Was the first christmas
she likes to take long walks on the beach after crawling out of the ocean and growing legs
her birth stone is lava"
Charlie from Two and a Half Men

"Its really a simple game, Just get in that box"

"ET Got Aids"
My Physics Teacher

Physics Teacher(PT):I smell like a bat
Me: Dude they dont smell they hear
PT:Ok than i smell like a snake
Friend: They smell with there tongues
PT:Well than i smell like a dog

Me: You should read Memoirs of a Geisha
Friend: I dont want to, theyre pale and bitchy, me, well, im an american
Me: Difference being?

EvangelionNGE77 (9:30:51 PM): but when the dog died!!!
EvangelionNGE77 (9:30:54 PM): I WAS SO PISSED
ShirowShadow (9:30:55 PM): they are very very insightive
ShirowShadow (9:31:01 PM): oh yeah...
ShirowShadow (9:31:06 PM): poor lucy....
EvangelionNGE77 (9:31:09 PM): the kids killed the dog sad
ShirowShadow (9:31:10 PM): she suffered so much...
EvangelionNGE77 (9:31:32 PM): like thats the only time ive ever been happy to see little kids heads get blown off...
Me and my friend on Elfen Lied

Elizabeth: Okay
...I've got a question
me: i like milk!
yeah?
Elizabeth: Is it sexual harrassment when a midget comes up to you and tells you that your hair smells good?

Elizabeth: *smiles* What's your shoe size?
me: hmm
its either 12 1/2 or 13 1/2
i forget, they're rather large.... why do you ask?
Elizabeth: Reasons...
me: *smile* whos idea, yours or sams?
Elizabeth: Mine
me:heh, no comment
Elizabeth: Do you know what we're talking about?
me: yes, the second you asked
Elizabeth: ......s**t
me: i could be wrong, but i doubt there is another
Elizabeth: that's HUGE!!!
Me and my friend on...shoe size...

"im a friend of dj's everywhere,i just want peace on earth, and for djs to be able to roam in freedom on their ancestral grazing grounds unhtunted unpersecuted, and i always wanted to be a veternarian because i love children"
From Please dont hurt my DJ by the DBC

"Doctor we cant find the child anywhere!"
"Oh dear... We will have to tell the parents... who are they..?"
"Says here.. Carmen Sandiego and Waldo"
Unfortunately i forgot the source of this

srl_xxx_unspoken.||.i.heart.b.k.|| says:
I can't watch certain shows without crying ... Because they remind me of you.
srl_xxx_unspoken.||.i.heart.b.k.|| says:
That sounded lesbein ish.
+elizabeth.smiley**Melissa rocks your mom says:
It did.
Two of my friends.... talking

xemoxgirlx (3:14:09 PM): she took care of me so i feel i should too
xemoxgirlx (3:14:11 PM): ^^
xemoxgirlx (3:14:15 PM): cause im nice
ShirowShadow (3:14:17 PM): lol
ShirowShadow (3:14:25 PM): *cough cough*
ShirowShadow (3:14:31 PM): xemoxgirlx3333 (3:03:44 PM): if she ends up homeless its her OWN DAMN FAULT
xemoxgirlx (3:14:36 PM): lolz
xemoxgirlx (3:14:38 PM): i knwo right
Me and my friend... on kindness i guess X.x

[21:08] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: -__- you think i live in ajungle dont you -__-
[21:08] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: to be competly blunt
[21:09] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: im not even certain of this
[21:09] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: but i think puerto rico is south
[21:09] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: IM HORRIBLE with geography
[21:09] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: and thats all i kno
[21:09] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: do you know where central america is -__-
[21:09] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: wait
[21:09] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: i thought we only had south and north america?
[21:10] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: theres a central
[21:10] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: ...
[21:10] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: holy s**t...
[21:10] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: -__-
[21:10] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: dude get a map -__- and find panama
[21:10] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: -__- you do know that panama is a country right -__-
[21:10] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: isnt that a river?
[21:10] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: ph
[21:10] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: s**t...
[21:11] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: you joking right jijiji
[21:11] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: 0.o
[21:11] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com : panama canal?
[21:12] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: well close enough
[21:13] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: well panama is next to the panama river -__-
[21:13] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: YAY
[21:13] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: i was right
[21:13] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: do you know where it is now
[21:13] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: Notta clue
[21:13] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: -__-
[21:13] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: ive just heard the name
[21:13] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: dude where the hell do you live in australia or something
[21:16] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: no
[21:16] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: america
[21:16] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: maryland
[21:17] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: dude you live in the US and dont know where central america is
[21:17] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: ill get a map for you there
[21:17] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: i'll tech you geometry
[21:17] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: ^^
[21:17] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: but
[21:17] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: geometry is shapes
[21:18] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: and matyh
[21:18] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com : hows a map supposed to help me
[21:18] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: dude i meant geography sry
[21:18] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: ...
[21:18] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: for a second i was gonna be like
[21:18] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: 4get about geometry
[21:18] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: dont tell me im wrong about THAT
[21:19] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: jejejjee
[21:19] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: hehehehe
[21:20] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: okay
[21:20] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: can it ake a guess at central america
[21:20] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: its between north and south america?
[21:21] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: OMG
[21:21] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: your a genius
[21:21] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: i was out on a limb on that guess
[21:21] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: wanst certain
[21:21] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: but i dont remember there being much room there
[21:21] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: i couldve swarn
[21:21] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: it was all south and north america
[21:21] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com : sworn*
[21:22] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: well now you know
[21:22] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: ^^
[21:22] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: are they islands?
[21:22] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: no dude -__
[21:22] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: damnit
[21:22] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: -_-
[21:23] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: im trying
[21:23] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: lol hehehhee
[21:23] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: i was about to say
[21:23] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: isnt that the UK
[21:23] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: stare
[21:24] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: im just going to ignore that
[21:24] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: s**t
[21:24] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: whats the UK?
[21:25] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: dude the uk is like super to the north
[21:25] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: stare 4get about the uk now
[21:25] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: focus on central america
[21:26] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: http://www.living-abroad-consultants.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/central-america.gif
[21:26] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: except cuba, cayman island and jamaica
[21:26] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: look at the map man
[21:26] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: -__-
[21:27] (tu)×º°"˜`"°º×£µÏ§ ®Å€£×º°"˜`"°º×: stare are you looking at it
[21:27] ShirowShadow@hotmail.com: just got back
Me and my friend... proving that though I am wise and very thoughtful, i am absolutely RETARDED in geography

This will probably only be understood by those who have seen the series, i plan on putting many many more of my parodies
in this as i have tons smile
[17:49] Shirow: ive always made sooo many cracks about that show
[17:49] Shirow: "In next episode of DBTARLRWPRG L M N O P
[17:49] Shirow: We meet our heros at the grand super supreme extraoidnary kais place"
[17:49] Friend: omg
[17:49] Friend: ahahahahahhahahahah
[17:49] Shirow: *looks at the two saiyins whos hair is the size of a sky scraper*
[17:49] Shirow: IM STRONGER THAN
[17:49] Shirow: YOU
[17:50] Shirow: NO IM STRONGER@!!!!
[17:50] Shirow: *twitch bulge*
[17:50] Shirow: I CAN YELL MORE!
[17:50] Shirow: NO I CAN!!!
[17:50] Friend: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[17:50] Shirow: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
[17:50] Shirow: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGH!!
[17:50] Friend: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[17:50] Shirow: I GLOW MORE!
[17:50] Shirow: OH WOW
[17:50] Shirow: THAT IS IMPRESSIVE!
[17:50] Friend: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
[17:50] Shirow: So how strong are you RADITZ (reivved for 37th time because of some random scientist who happened to be evil)
[17:50] Shirow: I just happen to be SSJ58
[17:51] Shirow: ONLY 58?
[17:51] Shirow: Im SSJ58.5
[17:51] Shirow: WOW
[17:51] Shirow: OH MY GOD ITS A NEW BAD GUY
[17:51] Friend: AHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
[17:51] Shirow: WHats so bad about this one?
[17:51] Shirow: well remember how the last one could destroy the universe in 20 minutes?
[17:51] Shirow: yeah?
[17:51] Shirow: this one only needs 19
[17:51] Shirow: OH MY GOD!!!!!
[17:51] Friend: ahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah
[17:52] Shirow: I KNEW
[17:52] Shirow: MAYBE IF WE GLOW ENOUGH
[17:52] Shirow: AND GET ENOUGH HAIR
[17:52] Shirow: WE CAN DESTROY HIM
[17:52] Shirow: YEAH
[17:52] Shirow: LETS SCREAM AND GET HIGHER NUMBER SSJ!!!
[17:52] Shirow: YEAAAAH
Me talking about DBZ 13 seasons from now and my friend laughing her a** off

Also a quick formula thought up between a think tank at school trying to understand power loves in DBZ (also more of an insider joke to those of you who have seen it)
Ultimantly we decided comes down to this
(d*s)^h=P
D=Decibals of Scream
S=Seconds of Scream
H=Hair in length of feet
P=Power level
Also replaced in formulas for evil villians (since none i know have hair) T replaces H
T=Tail
T is also squared for the usage of this
Later formulas to be equated such as those for supersaiyin
DBZ Formulas between a thinktank at my school...between some of the more... geeky kids

"If a ninja was a food, what kind of food would it be?"
"A creme puff. . . a very deadly creme puff."
"The pastry angles would be sharp and pointy and the creme inside would be poison."
"And the powdered sugar would be something more like powdered swords."
"Yeah. . . a creme puff. . . would love to be one, but wouldn't want to eat one."
My cousin on ninja's
Edit: Apparently original source from www.askaninja.com

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