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There he was, left in plain sight due to the haxx. Man those things paid off. Shell after shell clattered to the floor as I exsausted my supply of unlimited ammo. Oh sh!t he had haxx too?! Then it came, the 43.2 mm shot from his newly emulated tank gun. It came fast, to fast in fact. I just barely had time to hit my eject button before it hit. Then all of a sudden a pimped out hot rod appeared out of nowhere only to be turned into the massive killer squid from the final lvl. So that was it? His tank gun actualy fired bosses?! Well I would have been screwed had in not been for the fact that I had an over charged plasma shield and a sniper crow bar at my disposal. The squid shot, not the regular vision bluring ink, but an acid spray. It burned straight through my shield but I went into defensive stance and evaded much of what survived my nuclear kamakazi windshield wiper attack. This was my chance, I dashed forward at supersonic speeds not unlike those found in Sonic the Hedgehog 2. I was commin in to fast, commin in to fast. That was it, I had over shot, oh well, thank god for autoaim. I swung and it managed to clip him right in the hip desmembering him with the most gratifying crunch I had ever heard. Time for the kill, I swung low as to cause as much pain as I could. but what was this? The giant squid stepped in and took the hit. My wrench was utterly inefective against its steely blades of doom. Yes god damn it squids to have steely blades its a god damn story for Christs sake!! Anyways, I diverted the AI's attention away from the squid by throwing a massive tazernade at it. With my weather balloon of doom now equiped I could easily destroy the squid. But that was just it, I had only one shot with it. My rivals health was rapidly recharging, and soon his god mode hack would kick in and overide my older mods. I had to go for it. What i did next even scares me sometimes. I pulled out my arc welder, and soldered a radio beacon to my arm, allowing my to teleport inside out and fall through the level. But the level isnt bottemless unfortunately, so i had to shoot fast. I fired, and the weather balloon soared straight up hitting the barier at the bottom of the level and completely engulfing it in news reporters, instantly crushing both jesse and his Giant squid with a satisfying gurgle. Then the salesperson voice rang over my l33t speakers and calmly said Victory.
 R0XX0RS · Sun Jan 08, 2006 @ 05:28pm · 0 Comments |
