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So, I was at Value World today because my Mom wanted a cheap computer bag. While we were there, My Mom found me a pair of white Volatile platform sneakers, (Which I want in Black, BTW. It would make a lovely birthday present -Hint-) and I was standing there barefoot in the store, trying them on because they were size 8 and I normally wear size 7. And then, This old guy who must have been like 72 came up and started talking to me.
Old Guy: Woah.Those are some nice shoes. Going on a hot date tonight?
Me: I wish.
Old Guy: How old are you...20...30?
Doesn't he know by now it's not polite to ask a lady how old they are? Ugh, No manners. Anyways...
Me: .......Um, No. I'm almost nineteen.
Old Guy: Oh, Wow
Me:.............................
Old Guy: Do you have a boyfriend or husband yet?
Now he sounds like Papa (My Great Grandpa), Who whenever I see him, He asks if I have a boyfriend yet and offers to set me up with his 'rich' neighbor. I don't mind it from PaPa, But from some old strange man. Pluh-eeze, It's creepy.
Me: No.
Old Guy: Oh, Well; Don't worry about it. You have plenty of time to get a boyfriend.
Me: Yeah, I'm not worried. At All.
Old guy: -Ignores me and keeps on rambling- It doesn't really matter. All guys want to do is have babies. Your not missing much. Then you just get old and your kids have kids and then you get grandchildren.
Me:..................................
Me: Okay.
Old Guy: Yep, You have plenty of time.
And then he walked off.
And then I was standing there all like, 'WTF JUST HAPPENED?!?"
And then I found a really cute skirt that achually fits me, So all was well.
Oh, And I got the shoes.
 Goblin · Sat Sep 08, 2007 @ 06:17am · 0 Comments |
