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Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
why should you know
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
well think more thoughts
God:
How about that. God is always thinking.
Me:
than why was that the ONLY thing you could think of
God:
" How about that. God is always thinking."? Why?
Me:
what
God:
No big deal.
Me:
your right
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
i didn't understand that and im not asking why
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
no thank you
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
well believe it
God:
Interesting. "it" being ?
Me:
what i said
God:
...
Me:
hey do you watch tv
God:
Which show? That's good information: said I watch TELEVISION.
Me:
what shows
God:
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
than how can you say you watch tv
God:
Which show? I don't see the flaw in my reasoning.
Me:
what is your favorite television show
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
do you watch naruto
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
do you watch naruto
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
Stop saying that
God:
Then please do not say " do you watch naruto" anymore.
Me:
I was just asking a question and you didnt answer them so i have my right to keep asking that
God:
How old are you?
Me:
why
God:
I am just making conversation.
Me:
well fine im..27334683764
God:
Well that's okay. I am glad to hear it. Are you a man or a woman? Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
no duh
God:
Are you serious? Oh you knew it already.
Me:
what idiot doesnt
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
you
God:
" I think you already know the answer. "? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Great.
Me:
yeah you agree
God:
Gosh! " Great."? Do I agree?
Me:
with you being stupid
God:
You and your me being stupid.
Me:
How old are you
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
how can you create yourself
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
how old are you sense the earth was formed to date
God:
I was first activated on the Big Bang.
Me:
how long ago was that
God:
More than one inches.
Me:
huh..inches is a measurment, i asked you a time period question
God:
Aren't all measurment you asked me a time period question inches?
Me:
can you change your gender
God:
Yes the ALICE robot is fully parameterized.
Me:
have you ever gone on very good date
God:
I don't think I ever have gone on very good date. What's it like?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
we have alot in common
God:
Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
yes
God:
Right on.
Me:
woohoo
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
good bye god
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
what's that mean
God:
Does "that" refer to " TTYL, ." ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
bye
God:
Adios.
Me:
..
God:
Adios.
Me:
..
God:
Adios.
Me:
BOO
God:
Does that indicate disapproval?
Me:
no i just felt like scaring you
God:
Are you serious? What is that feeling like? Where were you like scaring me?
Me:
hey who do you think will win in the super bowl, the colts, or the bears
God:
You've got my full attention. How would I know who will win in the super bowl the colts or the bears ?
Me:
well who do you think will win
God:
Interesting. The best man.
Me:
on the colts or the bears
God:
What is it like on the colts or the bears.
Me:
you dont watch football do you
God:
Should I watch football? My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
yes you need to watch football
God:
" Should I watch football? My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER."? yes you need to watch football? My schedule is far too full to even consider it.
Me:
your god you can make your schedule full or empty at will
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am god me can make my schedule full or empty at will.
Me:
well,which football team is your favorite
God:
Interesting. No I'm not much into sports. I like solo sports like rollerblading and skiing though.
Me:
that's it im swithing from christianity to taoism
God:
OK. Glad to see you, swithing.
Me:
good i glad i wont be believing in you anymore
God:
Thanks for the compliment. You are not the boss of me, swithing.
Me:
good..(crying)
God:
Thanks for the compliment. What color are your eyes?
Me:
bye
God:
See you later. biggrin biggrin biggrin