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heart 1) Dress up like a cop and arrest everyone that you see. 2) Go to the jewelry store and order some fries. 3) Tell random people that they have won the lottery. 4) Take things from shelves and out them in other people's carts when they aren't looking. 5) When there is a sale, move the signs to a closed shop. 6) Go to a resturaunt and order one of everything, then run away before they come back. 7) Run around in a chicken suit yelling, "THE SKY IS FALLING!!! THE SKY IS FALLING!!!" 8.) Dress up in a ghetto Santa Suit and act "gangsta". Include the heavy use of profanity. 9) Dress up like a goth. Go to a preppy store like Hollister or Abercrombie and act mockingly preppy. Try to bring friends who will play along and treat you as the leader of thier group. 10) Bring a sticky note with a smiley face drawn on it to the mall. Order a beverage in a paper cup. Stick the note on the cup and have it face you on the opposite side of the table. Then loudly and sadly scream, "YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME???? NOOO!!!" Say a bunch of other cliche mushy stuff like, "BUT I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME?!?!" Try to cry. ^-^ heart
 charry_cola · Sun Aug 12, 2007 @ 12:12am · 0 Comments |
