http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.php^ NOTWORKSAFE
I guess it's PG-13. Shh.
I have decided that December '63 by the Four Seasons is my current favorite song. OH WHAT A NIGHT. LATE DECEMBER BACK IN SIXTY THREE.
I can stand musical elitism as long as they have a little, je ne sais pas, inkling of wtf they're on about. HELLZ YEAHS MODEST MOUSE IS SO DEEP I NEW ABOUT THEM FIRST. AND SNO PATROL 2 LOZL.
******** Law and Society. I hate these case briefs, they take me years. I'm up at 2 AM trying just to get started on the rest of these ******** Affirmative Action cases.
What I really think about Affirmative Action -
> I'm Native American/Pacific Islander/Latin American! Give me a scholarship, b***h!
Well. Your GPA was 1.9 and your SATs were shyte. You put smot poking as your only extracurricular. Your Essay was a four sentence paragraph about the significance of Rastafarianism. Welcome Aboard!
> KTHNX
*weeks later*
> OSHIT THIS IS HARD
No duh.
> I QUIT
kthnx. We still get to include you in our report saying we have 15% minorities, right?
> WHATEV YA
-----Same Scenario with Asian student-----> Hello. I am Korean, I would like to apply for a scholarship.
Goddamn, you ******** just keep coming. We already have too many Asians.
> But... I was ranked in the top 1% of my class and I had flawless scores, I had 8 activities and I was class president ): Can I serenade you on accordian? I'm self-taught
TOO MANY AZNS. GOWAY.
The Dred Pirate Gossy · Wed Jan 26, 2005 @ 08:15am · 4 Comments
