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Ahh, the good old days of Chatterbox, when flaming was an art form, not a violation of TOS, and people actually talked, instead of using bots to bump for gold...

Valwen

Some Newb

looin for a aprty if ur makin 1 tell me

I'd invite you to my spelling party but that would just be cruel.

Valwen

Hanayou08

Hiyou Miazaki's films are cool

You could be the next Roger Ebert.

Valwen

KidCorruption

GAH!

Yeah, that's going to be my thesis too.

Valwen

Kaprikorn

Mine's pretty obvious. What's your sign?

Slippery when wet.

Valwen

Shaynashi

im a snake b.c. i look so cute and innocent until u are lying on the floor with my venom in your blood

Sweet Jesus, you're not coming over to my house.

Valwen

Dragon Buddah

hello there friend or foe?

Tomorrow, that is how I will be answering the phone.

Valwen

Eramath Dark

How many ppl u done it w/?

Your fingers don't count, manatee.

Valwen

blythe.doll

i had sex with my half-sister's cousin. is it incest?

The three-armed mutant child growing in your belly says, "Yeesssssss."

Valwen

Space-pinguin

if i close really hard my eyes , will they disapear ?

No, herpes doesn't work like that.

Valwen

x_kaz_x

why u syain dat u cant say much can u !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whee whee

Ask for a dictionary for Christmas.

Valwen

LuckyOne7

Women nowadays tend to act out of line and need to remember their place in the kitchen, why is why I made this thread. Nowadays I gotta keep my pimp hand strong and deal with s**t when they get out of line. If your not suckin my d**k or making me a sandwich, then don't open your mouth.

Don't worry, you'll never actually be with one.

Valwen

Hypersuey

The bestest person in the whole wide world just gave me a march letter!! ahhhH!!!!

No I didn't.

Valwen

Sherona

A slave avalible!! any gender!!

I command you to get a dictionary!

Valwen

Petey_Drumsticks

dragons are just things old knights made up to make themselves look good. elves were invented by Tolkein for her lord of the rings books

I just heard Tolkien rolling around in "her" grave.

Valwen

calamity

You can just call me Dorothy Parker. (Ah, the hipster tendency to name drop.)

Hipster? There are no hipsters here. We're on the Internet, in an anime forum, playing with cartoon dolls. If this was any nerdier, Stephen Hawking would be here, rolling 20-sided dice to see if we we're allowed to get up and go to the bathroom.

*Rolls.*

11.

Damn.

Valwen

Some Goof

do u think im hot?

If by hot you mean intentionally lit on fire by superstitious townspeople who thought they were slaying a monster, then yes.

Valwen

Sanzo

What's the best position to make ugly babies?

Your parent's house?

Valwen

i_killed_heidi

i heart u 2 pogo!!! omg!! i cant believe we share these feelings!!

I think we now know how you killed Heidi: first you blinded her with your font then slew her with your exuberance.

Valwen

[s][d]

Are Americans just ******** stupid? Or are they just really ******** lazy?

Whatever dismal imperial outpost of inbred sheep-uncles you and your sweeping generalizations call home can go ahead and disconnect itself from our Internet right now because we're tired of you and your alligator-penetration porn.

Valwen

someone

My DJ name is my screen name on here.

MY DJ NAME IS FIRE DRILL. IT'S BECAUSE WHEN I "SPIN" THEY RUN FOR THE EXITS.

Valwen

Takazowski

A girl once wanted me to handcuff her to the bed and pour candle wax on her a**. I obliged her.

You're into incest? Cool.

Valwen

Vendoloir

There is a Land...where Elves and Men Live together in Japan...

Maybe it was called....Japan?

Valwen

Neppie Fairycat

Please help my quest by doing any of these things:

1) Posting
2) Bumping
3) Putting my banner in your sig (with the link, also.)
4) Sending me coin donations

I'll do all of those things. I will also do more:

5) Drop out of school, post on Gaia full-time. More money for you.
6) Print up t-shirts and posters of your sig banner, at my own expense.
7) Calling radio stations to talk about your quest.
8 ) Donate a pint of blood to you, JUST IN CASE YOU EVER FALL OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE.
No, make it two pints.

Now...too weak...to finish...post...

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