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Things I find funny or sad on the enternet,my day, poems I found,etc.
Yo Mama Jokes
.:Yo Mama Jokes:. (I found these rather funny XD)

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise


Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat when she fell in the Grand Cayon she got stuck! ( i made that one up ^_^)


Funny Stuff
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Smexy <3



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This me me having way too much fun on the internet XD

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Me too *drool*

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liyers!! turns tv on* watches tape* seven days later* turns tv on again* gets attacked by killer kitty* wakes up the next morning with no arm* ok i believe you now *sniff

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poke* are you a cat or a dog or a mutated fur ball o_O

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then stick you finger down your throat and barth it up XD
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lol

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this my my brother XD he is 6 years old and already is the devil's co-worker XD

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this is my cat sassy! no she is not a siames cat -_-. she is the most pertyful creation in the world!!

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yes i drew this! its on wood if you can tell. it was a present for my daddy on fathers day ^_^. if you like it comment on it! ^_^


Art Progress
I'm currently taking an art class in Mandiville (its a town in Louisiana). I'm really good from what my art teacher, Franky tells me. Its a Jam art class. Jam stands for Japanese American...I forgot what the last letter stood for lol. I got one of my pictures in a magazine!! I would show you the drawing but when i scan it it comes out huge lol. If you think you know how to reduce the size let me know sweatdrop . Thats all for now see yah!


Sad Poem
This is a really sad poem i keep hearing everywhere.
The first time I saw it i cryed.

>my name is sarah
>I am but three,
>My eyes are swollen
>I cannot see,
>I must be stupid
>I must be bad,
>What else could have made
>My daddy so mad?
>I wish I were better
>I wish I weren't ugly,
>Then maybe my mommy
>Would still want to hug me.
>I can't speak at all
>I can't do a wrong
>Or else I'm locked up
>All the day long
>When I awake I'm all alone
>The house is dark
>My folks aren't home.
>When my mommy does come
>I'll try and be nice,
>So maybe I'll get just
>One whipping tonight
>Don't make a sound!
>I just heard a car
>My daddy is back
>From Charlie's Bar.
>I hear him curse
>My name he calls
>I press myself
>Against the wall.
>I try and hide
>From his evil eyes
>I'm so afraid now
>I'm starting to cry.
>He finds me weeping
>He shouts ugly words,
>He says its my fault
>That he suffers at work.
>He slaps me and hits me
>And yells at me more,
>I finally get free
>And I run for the door.
>He's already locked it
>And I start to bawl,
>He takes me and throws me
>Against the hard wall.
>I fall to the floor
>With my bones nearly broken,
>And my daddy continues
>With more bad words spoken.
>"I'm sorry!", I scream
>But its now much too late
>His face has been twisted
>Into unimaginable hate.
>The hurt and the pain
>Again and again
>Oh please God, have mercy!
>Oh please let it end!
>And he finally stops
>And heads for the door,
>While I lay there motionless
>Sprawled on the floor.
>My name is Sarah
>And I am but three,
>Tonight my daddy
>Murdered me.


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