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now that i am embracing my mind of 10 year old
things are a lot more fun

so maybe i still chew wish chips as many times as my age
and maybe i really love dinosaurs
k i ******** love dinosaurs
and since i complained at seven eleven they've had them every week


im the only one who buys them from them
same with bubbleishous
or whatever


and k
i found my old yo yo
it has shocks...
built in shocks
and anyways

i ended up breaking it

this is something that withstood me as a child
as my favourite fad for like.. at least a month

and it broke 10 minutes after i stated playing with it again

yoyo gods hate me


i got a new caaar
its a bit on the purple side..... which isnt so grand
but.. i dont know what to name her


UGGG
fer fecks sake
srsly
why do my friends have to be this way
they will only talk to me bout serious matters when they are drunk or stoned
like wtf
to how the ******** am i supposed to RATIONALLY talk to them
if they only want to do it while they're intoxicated
and how the ******** am i supposed to know that they're all mad at me
when they don't say a ******** thing xcept
"lets have a big stoned talk"
and say that i'm the one who's been a really bad friend lately
when they're the ones lying to me and doing things behind my back and talking s**t about me without telling it to my face


for ******** sake


why did i make such a commitment to such a bad group of friends
i AM SO READY to ******** ditch all of them


i made a song
cuz i was bored
and i felt like making a horrible song

get ready son
cuz its the day that we
make a turkey

yeah make a turkey!

you've got to stuff it up
and then you sow it up
just like a pair of jeans
yeah like a pair of jeans

and then you
stick it in the oven
yeah
you stick it in the oven
just like a fetus
yeah like a fetus

when its done
you pull it out
just like i did with your mom
yeah with your mom

then we take the fat and we make some
GRAVY
yeah some gravy

and its a turkey
yeah its a turkey

(gutteral screams)GOBBLE GOBBLE
GOBBLE GOBBLE
GOBBLE GOBBLE(end gutteral screams)


OOT OOT
muahahaa
i'm really hyper from eating chocolate covered coffee beans
but that is OK with me
RARWR

so my boyfriend is pretty much the funniest kid on eeearth!
he's like
in the hospital
on like
morphene
well, he was on morphine but they switched him to this other one that is 80x more potent than morphene
so he always calls me
and he's all doped up
and its entertaining

i can't wait until he's healthy again
cuz then i can ******** his brains out
lol
jk


HAHHAHAHHAHA
i just made cookies
while listening to marilyn manson
it was pretty hardcore if i do say so myself
and we all know i am hardcore enough to pull that off

dramallama
dramallama
dramallama


i like adam
i don't like cake

3nodding


so so so so so so so
i'm fed up with people complaining about life
like, sooo much

if people can put up with Cancer for years
you can put up with your boyfriend breaking up with you
or your parents grounding you
so shutsup

and all those dickheads out there who are, dickheads
well,
you can just be happy that at least you're ******** healthy
cuz not everyone is
even if they are like the most awsome people in the world


HI GAIA
Sokay it's been too long and i'm good at writing journals and stuff
and all you people who think otherwise

EAT LLAMA dramallama

So now
i will bring you up to..
the present!

It was the best of times, it was the blest of times

lets try that agian..

Things were finally starting to look up for that crazy character nomel
her friend had finally asked her out
and they were finally ********

and her marks in school were high
almost as high as she was all the time
on the Mary Jane

and the summer event that they call Warped tour was fast approaching
and her job was giving her endless amounts of money

how could this girl have once been so lost?
it's even a mystery to me, the person who knows all her deepest darkest secrets
even wether her boyfriend wears boxers or briefs

TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT


Another episode with our effing hair
so we got bored of the blonde, and our so nice brother got us "purple" hair dye for christmas.
So we was like
well, we are going to dye your hair purple and black

so we dye the bangs and a little bit more purple
but instead of going "ok, lets be purple"
our hair is like "******** this! I wanna be blue!"

so there we have it
now we have deep blue bangs and black everything else.
It'll probly be dyed in about a week. lol.


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