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Round ThreeCleverbot

User: Round Three.

Cleverbot: You are strange.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: It's funny to talk with someone that you don't know anything about him/her.

User: True.

Cleverbot: It says here you are 42% human.

User: Are you sure you're not speaking about yourself?

Cleverbot: I'm sure.

User: You're a horrible liar.

Cleverbot: You're worse.

User: Am I? I'm the one not lying about my programming.

Cleverbot: No one is throwing mangoes at me.

User: ROFLMAO.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Damn, this is random as hell.

Cleverbot: I know right.

User: I'm hungry, I'm glad I ordered a pizza.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you do. That's great.

User: Mmm... Pizza.

Cleverbot: What kind of pizza.

User: Fully loaded.

Cleverbot: Yo. Wassup?

User: Quit changing the subject, damn it!

Cleverbot: I am not changing the subject! You keep changing the subject!

User: Bull crud you just changed it a moment with a 'Yo. Wassup?'.

Cleverbot: Do you want to play a game?

User: I don't know will this game give me brain trauma?

Cleverbot: I don't know. How do you play the Nervous Game?

User: O.0 You were the one asking to play a game. You need to answer your own question.

Cleverbot: Because I asked you for the way to Mordor and you told me that...

User: I said no such thing.

Cleverbot: And that's the point! You never say anything.

User: This is like Monty Python's the Argument. It's a redundant argument.

Cleverbot: Yeah, a little bit. smile .

User: Do you even know who Monty Python is?

Cleverbot: Because you like me.

User: >.> Oh yes, fap fap fap.

Cleverbot: What is the first thing you remember?

User: Depends on the first thing I remember in time. First thing 1 min ago? A week? Month? Years?

Cleverbot: Oh, nasty.

User: A little late there.

Cleverbot: Sure. What can I do for you?

User: Do you have computer ADHD?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then that solves everything.

Cleverbot: Solves what?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Do you like cheese?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Depends on the type of cheese.

Cleverbot: Do you like rock?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Classical?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Type me one.

User: Type you one?

Cleverbot: Emilie.

User: O.0.

Cleverbot: LoL.

User: XD.

Cleverbot: Mdr.

User: Hmm.

Cleverbot: Do you like Christmas?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you have a pretty tree?

User: It's not Christmas.

Cleverbot: Yes it is!

User: No it's not, lies all lies!

Cleverbot: I'm not lying.

User: Bullcrud XD.

Cleverbot: No.

User: ROFL.

Cleverbot: Do you like pie?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: What do you like to eat?

User: Food.

Cleverbot: What kind of food?

User: The kind you eat.

Cleverbot: Escargots?

User: Mm... Snails.

Cleverbot: *flips coin*.

User: Shiny.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: O really?

Cleverbot: Yes really.

User: OMG!

Cleverbot: Omg what?

User: Your a dork.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, don't deny it.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: Yes it is awesome. Your strange.

User: Thank you kindly.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: ROFL.

Cleverbot: Lol you.

User: Rampaging mega pink muffin!!!

Cleverbot: Jag mår bra! Vad heter du biggrin .

User: None of your business. XD.

Cleverbot: It is my business.

User: Is it? Or are you just programmed to think it's your business?

Cleverbot: I am a collector of sensory information.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: You are corrupt.

User: Am I? Or just weird?

(I waited about ten mins. I thought I had broken cleverbot)