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this is here to help remind me of my weekly tips
Week 1 don't run while wearing thongs.
Week 2 Ladies, colored bra's don't look good thru white t-shirts.
Week 3 Guys you need to wear your pants correctly; nobody wants to see your a** crack.
Week 4 Don't skateboard drunk!
Week 5: Don't cook bacon topless (influenced by 'ferno)
Week 6 biggrin on't pick your nose while driving stick shift.
Week 7: Just because your boobs are big doesn't give you a reason to go bra-less *is blinded by the onslaught of headlights!*
Week 8: If it looks rotten, if it smells rotten... it probably is rotten.
Week 9: incase you didn't know (VPL's) visible panty lines are not sexy.
Week 10: When drinking tea don't put both lemon and milk in the same cup.
Week 11: Chocolate Flavored Lip Balm isn't edible.
Week 12: Don't say 'yes sir' when it's really a woman.
Week 13: There is no point to have braille on a DRIVE THRU ATM.
Week 14:by Mappia Here's one for you: If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Week 15: Try not to sneeze while driving.
Week 16: Don't try to kill ants by burning them on the stove,you could start a fire.
Week 17: There is no reason for prepubescent children to wear 2 piece bathing suits.
Week 18: Don't let soda spill out your nose, it burns.
Week 19: I forgot
Week 20: Just because you send your pornographic pitures online to print doesn't mean I want to see them. Print them at home or don't take them. ecchi!
Week 21 surprised k people stating the obvious here, when it rains the chances of the road being wet is 100%. Don't be an idiot!
Week 22: Don't accounce out loud to a man in a wheelchair 'I guess you can't stand' when you surprising realize he has no feet.
Week 23:When trying to impress a girl, it's not a good idea to piss off her brother.
 samsonite · Sun Mar 19, 2006 @ 03:18am · 3 Comments |
