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I dont know why, but i want to put this up here in my gaia journal.. Just to document it i guess. (and this friend of mine does not have a gaia.. or he did.. but.. he's not one of my friends! so its safe to put this here.. lol ) its a favorite conversation of mine that happened a few seconds minutes ago, actually! It's always amusing talking to him.
Just the "secret" conversations that go on between friends at night when your trying to be quiet but you laugh so much you wake everyone up.. It's fun. siiigh.. It might not make alot of sense to you (if you decide to read this thing.) since there's alot of inside jokes. But this is my friend who is/was staying at a hotel on vacation.

Lori says:
HI
noob says:
Dass keeoot
Lori says:
beat yaa
lol.
noob says:
No
Lori says:
yes.
noob says:
I did dawg
Wel at least it shows i did
Lori says:
it shows I did
EYE
noob says:
Its not even midnight yet?
Lori says:
so goofy
noob says:
Sheesh
Lori says:
um nope.
11:34
3 in the morning there?
when u goin on ur carhooze
noob says:
I dont know
But i have to be up in two hours
Cruise in 2 houra or so lol
Everyones sleeping
And i iust woke up wide awake
Lori says:
iiinteresting
noob says:
Wiiiiide awaaaaaaaake
Lori says:
i only sleep for about 7 hours now
noob says:
Wiiiiiiiide awakkkkkke
But i might go back to hed soon
Meh
Lori says:
u made me forget what i was gonna say
uhhmm idk
noob says:
Think of chocolate
Lori says:
how long is u gonna be on that big boat
yum...
noob says:
7 days
Lori says:
DINGY
noob says:
We get to alaska may 31 morning
Lori says:
u get signal there?
noob says:
On cruise
Orobably not
Not free anyway
Cell phone service most lioely no
Lori says:
waahh
noob says:
This bed is uncomfy and the aircon is so cold and its righr above me and dad has taken all the blanket
Lori says:
poor thing
u should turn it to hotness
or snuggle with your buff daddy
i would
lol..
noob says:
Thats not possibol
LOL
Lori says:
i hope u giggle and wake him up
teehee
TEEHEHEHEH

DAD

noob says:
Yea u would
Lori says:
dude i talked about ur dad today with nas
noob says:
Dad tyoed that
Lori says:
NO
noob says:
Hes awake now rofl
Lori says:
way
lol
nu uh
noob says:
Yea im joking lol
Lori says:
yeah
omg
foking lie
i would have dide
died
noob says:
Rofl
Lori says:
lol
when ur on ur world trip.. i'll stil lgo to ur house after school and give ur family food
and be like
UHmmm.
is mr.s olayvar here???
mr*
noob says:
Oh dag
Lori says:
lmao
noob says:
Das not creepy
Lori says:
i would not do that
noob says:
Go for it
No. Please do
Lori says:
i would climb into ur abandoned room and take ur things
then make shines and voodoo
noob says:
No. Please dont
Shrines of me?
D:
Lori says:
ur whole family
ESPECIALLY YOOH HOHWOWHOAHAHWOAHHAAWOHA
noob says:
O
Lori says:
and ur dad
noob says:
Goodness
Rofl
Lori says:
that sleeping mass of muscle next to you
omg
lmao
;iaubfdeki;hs
noob says:
D:
Lori says:
hahaha im cracking up
noob says:
He twitched in his sleep
I think hes somehow reading this
Lori says:
HE KNOWS
noob says:
Or your thoughts
Lori says:
lol
noob says:
Your sicknasty thoughts
Lori says:
my vibes are transmitting to u to him
noob says:
s**t im giggling so much i hope he doesnt wake
Lori says:
LOL
noob says:
YOUR VIBES?
Too far lori. Too far
Lori says:
vibrations
noob says:
Yes
Lori says:
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
love the colorful clothes you wear
noob says:
IM PICKING UP GOOD VIBRATIONS
Lori says:
and the way the sun shines YEAHH!!!!!!!!!!!
noob says:
Why did i know you were going to
Sing that
Rofl
Lori says:
i love knowing people who like the same music
as me
noob says:
Didnt you just get into rhe beach bous
******** hes twisting
And turning
Lori says:
LOL
mmm
no
noob says:
And there goes. All the blanket
...dad D:
Lori says:
lol i FIGHT for blankets when i sleep
noob says:
Im freezing
Lori says:
it happened at the drama lock in
i refuse to get cold
noob says:
Hahahha
Id be pissed if we ever share a bed D:
Lori says:
carinne. that punk butt. she thought she could take the blanket from because i was sleeping
noob says:
No i wouldny even consider it. Blanket hog
Lori says:
i do not
lol
noob says:
Punk butt
Lori says:
i was trying to decide between called her a punk or a butt..
noob says:
Rofl
Went with both
Lori says:
yes
lol
im a bi name caller
i talk in my sleep too
sometimes
noob says:
Take two body parts and its always a good name call
Butt face
Lori says:
lol omg ur right!
noob says:
Ear feet
Nose butt
Lori says:
lool
noob says:
Eh
Sometimes
Rofl
Lori says:
LEG p***s
wait
noob says:
LOL
Lori says:
..
noob says:
Well it certaintly isnt a compliment D:
Lori says:
>_>
LOL
noob says:
I wouldnt want a third leg
Lori says:
i thought it would be
hahahahhaha
TRIPOD
noob says:
No never
Rofl
Tripod!
Lori says:
i thought all dudes wanted that
a tripod
noob says:
Dude how would we have sex? D:
Lori says:
...
noob says:
Exactly
Lori says:
good point..
WOAH
lmao
visual image..
disturbing
noob says:
Every dude has relatively
The same
...size
New subject!
Rofl
Lori says:
i remeber in health class
aw i was gonna tella story
lol
noob says:
Fine
Lori says:
KAY
so
noob says:
Procees
Proceeed'
Lori says:
in 7th grade.. that was my first health class. and we saw the heat colors from the dudes p***s and stuff and this girl was liek Its big! and that image just stayed in my head cuz it was funny.. and then later in freshman year its the same heat coloring with a different couple.. . man. guy. but hes shorter and nerdier and less attractive than the first. and it was like.. not as big and shorter
lmao one
omg*
like
fatter.
HHAhahaha
noob says:
Rofl
Oh my
Lori says:
yeah
YEAH
noob says:
Heat coloring hahahaa
Lori says:
i forget what its called lol
thermo
whateber
noob says:
Thermal probably i dont know
Eya
Lori says:
eber
noob says:
Thermo
Rofl
Lori says:
kinda sounds lie kbeiber
yeah thermo!
noob says:
Hahahha no its thermal
On tv
In thw store
Lori says:
take your protein pills and put your helmet on.
sex store??
WWHH

thermal vision.
noob says:
It was a muted TV with captions and it was saying something about justin beiber
And when the caption came out it was all
"and next on the set is a boy named justin
"?"
"BEEBER?"
It was funny
Lori says:
loool
noob says:
The caption typer couldnt spell his naame
Lori says:
hehahahah
sometimes i get random captions on my TV but its just liek (@^#&_(Y$E(*WYHE(*^T$_*(&Y^#NB@_^#
i think its FBI coding...
noob says:
W
Rofl weird
Lori says:
aliens want me
noob says:
They do dag
Lori says:
their sending obscene gestures thru my tv to me
noob says:
At 3:33am. They abduct
Lori says:
OH GOD
noob says:
Its the fourth kind
Lori says:
thats ur time
noob says:
Nope
Its 3:57 for mw
Lori says:
ppooop
noob says:
Yourtime
Is on its way
Lori says:
afaikdhnslfd
that sounds scary
IM NOT READY NOOO
noob says:
Yea it does
Lori says:
PENETRATION!!
noob says:
Sorry i put those thoufhts in your head. And im especially sorry that i
WHAT
Lori says:
loool
noob says:
Penetration? D:
Anyway
Lori says:
i was thinking of spiderman
noob says:
Im going bai
Lori says:
nooooo
noob says:
WW
Lori says:
nice convo bout p***s
have a good day lol
noob says:
Fine spiderman
Lori says:
spiderman black stuff raping him
noob says:
Ok good uoure letting me gggggggggrofl
Black
Rape
Pidaman
Lori says:
BLAK RAPE U RACIST
noob says:
Jail
Soap
Drop
Big
Lori says:
BIG
noob says:
d**k
Lori says:
DIC
K
noob says:
Tripod
Lori says:
tripod
omMGM
stop copying me
lol
noob says:
Lol
Aite dawg i need sleep fo mah crooz
Lori says:
mmkay! check out bikini wimin and get slapped for me
noob says:
Talk to you in. Nine ish. Days. Dawg
Lori says:
lol nine days
i finally get to start living
noob says:
Yea well. We'll see what the speedo does
Lori says:
OMG
banana hammick
noob says:
Whats dat mean
Oh rofl
Naw
Thats
Lori says:
i dont think i'll survive without our convos
noob says:
D:
Lori says:
dude i would die seeing u in a banana hammock
oh god
lol
go to bed
noob says:
Someone is knocking on
Lori says:
GO TO BED SWEETIE
noob says:
Our door
Lori says:
dont answer
noob says:
GO TO BED SWEETIE
Rofl you saw that
Lori says:
i thought that was so cute until i figured it wasnt .. from u.. like.. for real. ish lol
THANKS SWEETIE
and then yeah,.
ur not capable of genuine baby talk
goodnightgoodnuightgoodnightgoodnight
OHNO DID THE PERSON AT THE DOOR GET YOU??!
noob says:
Did you get my message about the black guy that was all. THANKS SWEETIE. rofl
I got dosconnected
Lori says:
no
lol
noob says:
But im going nao BYE LORI
well
That was it
Lori says:
yeah lol
noob says:
Hahaha
Lori says:
i thought that was,.. all to it
anyway
noob says:
Bai buddeh
Lori says:
biebie
noob says:
Gotosleep lata