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This is the greatest most best story ever to be seen by the undragon warrior.
This story is about a Goblin.
The a** GOBLIN. dramallama
They don't exist you say? may I say good sir you are WRONG! scream

This wonderfully epic superfaberiffic most splantabulous animal is a cross between a ferret-bird and your Mom.
Comes in many breeds. Some are wild animals that live in the north-south of Asia and some can be found in natzi animal shelters, Where all are welcome to adopt and witness the kinkyness of this one, curious little Goblin.
The first a** Goblin was found in the skull of Smokey Robinson, said that this Goblin had grown in his brain by drinking a cinnamin apple coolatta while eating Popeyes chicken on a winter morning under a Sakura tree.
This Animal is kind and sweet dureing the day, and mysteriously kinky at night.
Come and adpot your a** Goblin today!
If you can't find them first..they'll find YOU stressed

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