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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 @ 03:39am
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LOL! Hamlet for Kids. x]
FUN WITH HAMLET AND HIS FRIENDS The big gripe at PTA meetings today is that such reading matter as d**k Dare and d**k and Jane are not important educational enough for elementary school children. Here is how we propose first-graders be exposed to the world's important literature.
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See the man. What a funny man. His name is Hamlet. He is a prince. He is sad. Why are you sad, Hamlet?
"I am sad for my father has died" says Hamlet. "My father was the king."
Where are you going, Hamlet?
"I am going to the castle," says Hamlet.
On the way he meets a ghost. "Where are you going?" asks the ghost.
"I am going to the castle." says Hamlet
"Boo, Boo" says the ghost.
"What is you name, you silly ghost?" asks Hamlet clapping his hands.
"I am your father," says the ghost. "I was a good king. Uncle Claudius is a bad king. He gave me poison. Would you like poison?"
"Oh, no," says Hamlet. "I would not like poison."
"Will you avenge me, Hamlet?" says the ghost.
"Oh yes," says Hamlet. "I will avenge you. What fun it will be to avenge you."
On the way he meets a girl.
"Where are you going ?" asks the girl.
"I am going to the castle," says Hamlet.
"Ha, ha," says the girl.
"What is your name?" asks Hamlet.
"My name is Ophelia," says the girl.
"Why are you laughing?" asks Hamlet. "You are a silly goose."
"I laugh because you are so funny," says Ophelia. "I laugh because you are schizophrenic. Are you schizophrenic?"
"I am not schizophrenic," says Hamlet, laughing and clapping his hands.
"I pretended I am a schizophrenic. I pretend, for what to fool my uncle. What fun it is to pretend that I am a schizophrenic."
See Hamlet run. Run, Hamlet, run.
He is going to his mother's room.
"Oh, I have something to tell you mother." says Hamlet. "Uncle Claudius is bad. He gave my father poison. Poison is not good. I do not like poison. Do you like poison?"
"Oh, no indeed!" says his mother. "I do not like poison."
"Oh, there is Uncle Claudius," says Hamlet. "He is hiding behind the curtain. Why is he hiding behind the curtain? I shall stab him. What fun it will be to stab him through the curtain."
See Hamlet draw his sword. See Hamlet stab.
Stab, Hamlet, stab.
See Uncle Claudius's blood gush.
Gush, blood, gush.
See Uncle Claudius fall. How funny he looks, stabbed.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
But it is not Uncle Claudius.
It is Polonius. Polonius is Ophelia's father.
What fun Hamlet is having.
"You are naughty, Hamlet," says Hamlet's mother. "You have stabbed Polonius."
But Hamlet's mother is not cross. She loves Hamlet. He is a good boy.
And Hamlet loves his mother. She is a good mother. Hamlet loves his mother very much.
Hamlet loves his mother very, very much.
Does Hamlet love his mother a little too much?
Perhaps.
See Hamlet run, Run, Hamlet, run.
Where are you going Hamlet?
"I am going to find Uncle Claudius."
On the way he passes a brook. In the brook he sees Ophelia.
Ophelia is drowning.
"Where are you going?" asks the man.
"I am going to find Uncle Claudius."
"Oh ho! I am Laertes," says the man. "Let us draw swords. Let us duel."
"I don't think I'm going to find Uncle Claudius," says Hamlet.
See Hamlet and Laertes duel.
See Hamlet stab Laertes.
See Hamlet's mother drink poison.
See Hamlet stab King Claudius.
See everybody wounded and bleeding and dying and dead.
What fun they are having!
Wouldn't you like to play like that? whee
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..+.Crystilized.Tearz.+..
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 @ 12:47am
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REVISED! Dunno. I feel kinda down these days.
Yes. I get my down days same as everyone else.
Recently. I have been asked to homecoming by two guys and rejected them both. I'm a frickin' sophmore and I <3 a senior guy who imma call Spencer here.
Spencer is not too smart, but i dooo <3 him a lot. He's cuute. My ideal asian boy (btw to everyone who doesn't know, i'm asian. eme-chan is asian.), but he's already invited someone else to homecoming with him.
I'm feeling kinda jacked up and stupid inside and used because my one and a half year boyfriend ditched me. One and a half years is a lot isn't it? At least to my fifteen yeared life it is. GODDAMMIT. I feel so used.
I'm kinda depressed too, because of my lack of A's. I'm melting away. I have six academic classes and PE. PE sucks. I'm semi athlethic (red-black belt in tkd and an ice skater stuck on her axel) and PE just sucks. A LOT.
I don't even get why I have to take it.
The administrators should go to hell for making kids take PE.
They suck.
Calculus is not easy. My calc teacher does not teach well. I have an A- in that class because of homework only. Chemistry really gets on my nerves. I have a B+ in that frickin’ class. I wish i was smart. And besides. Everthing else in everyone else's lives are jacked up too. I'm not too happy right now.
I have the need to tell everyone here that I live with my parents, and my dad's brother and sisters. I quite know why the ******** they stay at our house and not work all day long. My dad's the oldest in his family. My dad's brothers came from China about a year ago, and he never ******** works. He just sits, eats, pretends that he's ******** learning english, uses up my parents money, takes up a whole shitload of space, and settles there. WTF? I seriously want to smack that guy. Seriously. GET A ******** JOB AND GET OUT OF MY ******** HOUSE.
That sort of s**t pisses the hell out of me. We're not a rich family. We live in a 3 bed 2 bath apartment, in which we rent for bout a thousand four hundred dollars a month. That shithead just sits and settles there. He doesn't work, he asks my parents for money, which they had to earn through a whooole lotta work, and he asks them for a cell phone, and he uses up my ******** space and my things. He needs to get the hell outta my life.
I'm under a whoole lotta stress right now. My parents are arguing because my mom doesn't want to support that shithead and his two fatass sisters anymore, my dad feels like he has to. GODDAMMIT. They are all 26-35. They can take care of themselves. What a bunch of thick-skinned bastards. Don't pretend like you can't support yourselves when you're in your twenties and thirties. WTF?
That is exactly the sort of s**t that gets the worse of me. So now, i work my tail off trying to not get in the ******** way of my parents, but no. I'm still in the ******** way. Sure, I'm not a genius. You don't have to kill me for a ******** B, right?
Sure I have B's, but they act like a thing like that and i'll end up on the streets.
So if they won't support me once i'm in my twenties, why do they still support them?
I'm feeling quite down, and I have been feeling down since i dunno, 7th grade. i'm in 10th grade now. nothing's changed. my pseudo boyfriend lies to me too.
i'm feeling quite down. i haven't really gotten to vent in a while. i'm sorry for the language. i couldn't help it.
my day's been muy terrible. i feel like i just flunked my math test. and i feel like i should cry, but in a way, i feel like crying won't really help.
why is my avvie sad?
you can figure that out can't you?
my avvie is a reflection of myself.
i feel like i've been left to die by my pseudo boyfriend and my family.
or have i finally found the truth?
i'm silleh. lyke a clown.
i'm stupid. lyke a clown.
i'm dying. lyke that gown.
i'm nerd.
i'm ugly. with my frown.
i'm sad.
i'm disappointed.
and awfully selfish.
i'm sorry guys.
i may leave gaia for a while.
i don't really know what to do.
i really love all of you.
and i really don't know if i should..
as they say,
"if you love it, then leave it, because you'd probably destroy it if you stayed"
i don't want to destroy the love i made,
so i think i should just leave it.. and go away.
eme-chan really does love all of you.
you can always try to email her.
but she might not reply...
angelahan55@yahoo.com.
angela is the name her god-parents gave her.
but her godparents were pieces of #(%^.
so her parents, after her consent, gave her the english name of emerilise.
goodbye <3s
-fin-
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..+.Crystilized.Tearz.+..
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