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Learn a different language.
Go skinny dipping.
Save $1,000.
Win an award for something
Have my fortune told.
Do your own laundry.
Get fired from a job on my first day.
Learn to love the way i look.
Go to a spa.
Play a sport (on an actual team, outside of gym class).
Buy something that is very expensive & not regret it.
Try an exotic food
Get kicked out of a pharmacy.
colect every episode of one beloved TV or anime show on DVD
chose a location like beach, light house, zoo, park and try to see all of a particuler like thing in your state.
drive frrom start to the finish of your states longest high way.
walk on a nudist beach
learn an art skill
do one job that is dirty, lots of hard work and uses 1800s technoligy
spend one week camping in a tent with no electrisety
make a video on youtube.com and try to get 4 starts and over 1,000 hits
make a record, break a record.
work with farm animals
go to an anime con
see an Imax movie
scuba dive
jump out of a plain
be a lazy unwashed slothish bum
take a hike and look at wild life
set up a hiden camera and see how anoying you can be to randome people with out being arested.
make some one hit you as hard as they can
do 100 nice things for strangers for no reson and no reward.
chear up a sick person
go on a baot
catch a big huge fish
talk to a randome stranger and try to hang out with them all day
make some thing with your hands from scratch
learn to master one skill or value your granparents think is highly important.
toss some thing from very high up
wright a letter to a celebery
dress in anime cosplay
ride a train
read a book
learn caligerphy
teach a child some thing cool
play a retro video game
wach an old pre 1959 movie if posible on a big screen
learn a sport
learn a bord game
learn a card game
learn a song
wright a song
enter a contest
cross dress
go to a circus festival
crash a privet convention or high class party
meet a celeberty in person
wach a live TV show
get your voice on the air
enter some place that says "do not enter employies only"
play with a monkey
be a street paformer
ride a horse
start a colection
remakeover your bed room
plant a garden
make over your hair and fashion, alter the rest of your boddy
do the exact opiset of what you normaly do each day.
wach a TV show you have never wached before.
sleep in the nude
go all day nude
repair some thing you picked out of the trash
do voliteer work
win an eating or drinking contest
make a donation to a hospital or charety
have a yard sale
finde a way to get a clean healthy high , adiction or obsession
start fire with out useing maches
blow up a doll house
climbe a tree
give life
atend a church thats outside of your relidgion
relive your childhood (play kids games go to a playground dress in childish clothing)
scrap book
learn to win a chess game in less then 5 moves.
learn to waltz all ball room dance
learn to play an instorment
go to a concets that is not related to any form of modern music
wach a play
throgh a party wear you make all the rules your self.
become a child entertainer'
go to a club and do stand up comedy or read poety or sing
walk down the one road you have never taken disptie it having been there for years and years.
viset some place historical
viiset an other Gaia user.
hand out a panthlet
paint a murale
go all day saying only the truth and keeping no thoghts to your self
go a full day with out talking or comunicating at all
invent a langage
master klingon
be a nude modle for an art class
e-bey some thing stupid
have a water fight
admit a secret
learn about the opiset sex
test your detective skills and powers of observation and deduction
decorate a friends room
remodle a house
build a scale modle of some thing
make a time capsle
mail your self a letter set to arive at your curent adress in 10 years.
learn a usefull life skill
learn to fairly punish a child for being selfish
viset some place that gets snow dispite it being summer now.
toss drats at mpas and advertisments and viset those places
duble the money in your bank acount
be a mentor
overcome a deep personal fear
help some one else overcome a fear
surve on a jury
go on a trip with out your parents or any one to help you
clipe up the steps of some thing realy super tall
have a bon fire
do comedy improv
cry while waching TV
pretend to be some thing your not
make a sandclastle
bury some thing in a big deep hole
mark and spend a dollar bill
intetionaly lose some thing and see if its ever found'
write a mesage in a bottle
wright a message on paper and tie it on a baloon
celibrate a forgin holliday
learn a new custem
make up a reason to celibrate
try to get some thing for nothing
ask some one to give you to 10s for a 5
confuse a total stranger
make an elderly person hip on pop culture and resent technoligy
atend a funeral
taxadurmy an animal
write a 500 word easay
learn to use a weapon
'drive a tank
learn to fly or dive a boat
ride a submerine
ride a glas botume boat
fall in love
ride a dolphin
swim with a shark
pet a shark
feed an aligator
catch a reptile
catch a living inscesct
catch any other living animal
win a trophy
aranghe flowers
invent
run an obstical corse
climb a wall
use a zip line
do a typerope act
blow bubles
cover your self in boddy paint
viset a casino
wear your least favorite fashion stlye
buy and use for a week only non-name brands
shave all the hair off of your head and entire boddy
grow claws
sleep in a coffin
sleep all day and be away from midnight to 6am waching TV or walking around outside or going to cllubs
stay awake for 48 hours strait
make a post on an offishal TV shows or companies website were your post could become an idea for an episode or product.
wright a letter to an editor
make a bath last all day long
learn magic
go to a globetrotters game
viset a place were a movie or tv show filmed on location
find 50 Gaia members one from each of the 50 states and viset there home towns....not the same as meeting them in person, just viseting there towns
make friends with every one you meet in a thread
save a life from dieing
learn 1st aid
learn 2nd aid
eat a mystery food
viset some palce hunted.
stay over night in a grave yeard
viset an abandoned building
wach a constuction site
have lunch in an unconvetional location
drive on the side walk or the wrong side of the road.
drive a mac truck
ride a high wheal bicke
ride a bicke build for 2 or more
ride a segway
ride a yellow vespa wile playing the FLCL song
sing "Amish Pariidice" to an Amish person
meet an Amish person
live an Amish life
convert an amish person
meet a homosexual of the same sex
convert a homosexual
kiss some one of the same sex
convert a person to a new relidgion
walk a cat
train pidgions to deliver notes.
radio tag, tie a web cam to or stalk an animal
rescue a stray
but some thing that costs over $300 that has no practical use and will only sit in your house or yard
build a computer out of spare parts from all of the old video game consles of the past 30 years
be a submisive person to some one
be a dominate person over some one
be a survent
higher a survent
rent some thing
bbarow and use some thing thats not yours
coppy some thing
let an animal eat out of your hands
milk a cow
sheer a sheep
spin wool
make junk food from scratch
sing an opera
paform on a stage
work back stage
join a gym
viset a hotsprings or open air hot bath
go polarbar swiming
become a flasher or streeker
become a spy
get a pro. back rub
sleep on a bed of nails
get mildly electcuted
swalo a good fish
'host a phone booth stuffing contest
cross international borders
make a fort
make a web comic
do a voice over
video blog
do some thing retro
go to a theamed resurant
have dinner with a live show
smash a watermelon with a stick and blindfold
break a pinyata
ride a yat
meet a rich man'help a poor family
start a new yearly tradion
go all day with out socks, bra or underpants
go all day with a hat on
weara fur coat to the beach
libberate a hermitcab
buy sea monkies
rase a frog or butterfly from a larva
go on an owl watch
read a littarary clasic and then wach the movie
wresle or box
fight a school bully
stand up for the litle guy
break the school dress code
anoce some thing over the PA system
make up a lie over a public PA or radio system
use a priceing gun
walk all day on your hands
hold a protest
ride an eliphant
ride a llama
ride an ostraige
ride your best friend, on his or her back
walk threw a drive threw
go to a fast food palce and order only things you know they don't have.
stop at a stop sign for exactly 1 hour
yell randome things for the hell of it.
walk around a store in a uniform and ask people "can I help you?"
tease a skunk
when some one askes "do you have any questions?" go way off topic
see a faith healer and lie about your ailments
name a street
name a star
name a boat
crash a wedding
let a wild animal loose
spray people with a hnose as they pass your house
teach a foriner a wrong word
talk in english to a guy who doesn't speek a word of it.
fake knowing a faroin langage
go to a midevile fair
go to a movie in costume
go to a star trek con as darth vader.
make some one help you look for a cat thats not lost
burn a candle at both ends
mail a letter with a wax seal
leave some thing in wet ceament
sneek in to an all boy's dorm
make up a nick anme for a friend.
make a new pizza topping
eat some thing livving
get a medical examination
wright a short story, book or artical
do some thinmg provocative
eat a rice ball and drink sake
dye your hair a non-natural color or 2 or 3
play golf
learn a forin sport or game
holla hoop
toatly flip out on some one who's had it coming
sign 1000 year books or atleast over 100
do one thing 1000 times in a row
hold and drop an upside down cat
have a frog jumping contest
'build a raft
build and sleep in a hand made sleter
walk from east coast to west coast in a strait line
wal from mixico to canida
swim the english chanle
drive threw the chunle'driuve over a suspention birdge
expericence a desaterouse force of nature, safly
atone for your sins
do gymnastics
jump on a trampoline
make crop curcles
phone in a ufo siteing
sell a story to a tabloyed
hunt for bigfoot
look for nessy
wach a metior showe
wach a sun rise and a sun set
wach a sunrise in japan
cross the international date line till your in yesturday
live on a deserted island for 2 weeks or more
let your hair grow down to your feet
live off the land
bulld a house from scratch
take an asturnnoght training corse
go threwe police acddemy
train to be a fire fighter
compleet basic training
make a movie
report a crime to the police
be on both sides of a criminal line up
spend a day in jail
spens a day at a mental hospital
get clocked in a freezer
get locked in an elivtor
climb up an elivator shaft
climb a mountain
ride a jet ski
pet a dolphin
feed a whail
gfo whail watching
see a musame exibet
look at your self on a scope that detects your boddy heat.
become well known on local TV or news
write a radio add
be a dj
demolish or wach the demolishing of a building.
go into a sewer
race rubber ducks
run go-carts
run a remote contoled race car
go fly a kite
lay on a roof top
clean a chimney
sell all your gaia possesions and start over with a new acount
viset Gaia towns and stand there doing nothing, just waching people
study life drawling
learn photogerphy
sculpt
cook
sew
quilt
weve
make a basket
sell a rock
build a modle rail road
start a fish tank
build a fish pond
billd a boobie trap
buy a japanese deer scare
make a fountain'
make a wish
write a will
learn slang
become hip to the jive
learn photoshop
teach your parents
tech chilren
wear a dipper
learn to read bad spelling and bad hand wrighting
learn speed typing
master DDR
legaly change your name
try to fool people in to thinking your the oppiset gender or a diferent age
mess with some ones head
atend a diferent church or palce of worship each week
eat a new food evry day
learn scientithic words
make a puzzle
asemble a puzle'
invent a bord game
start and finish a DDR quest with you as the DM
learn to be a clean freak
learn to be a slob
become down with opp
learn who let the dogs out
adopt a diferent lifestile each week
sleep in a coffin
enter a crypt
folow rail road tracks on foot
blaze a trail in a forest
track wild animals
trun over every rock and log in your yard.
repalce your lawn with a non-lawn
hide a treshure
plan and hoast a scavenger hiunt
make bingo cards for playing bingo on vacation
find 50 lisens plates on cars from each state
colect all 50 state quaters
colect 50 state flags
get banned from your least favorite website
go to a store pay for some thing but buy nothing
look for the worlds rarest of some thing
map out and rate public bathrooms for cleanness
walk inside mens bath and locker rooms
leave your name and pohone number in diferent places you viset
let your name and phone number blow in the wind
wear your cloths backwards
help a bird build a nest
stand perfectly still in public, set a personal record
break a persoianl record
break a world record
viset the 1st ever of some thing
viset the oldest of some thing
viset the bigest of some thing
viset the smallest of some thing
un earth some thing amziing
dig up a sceliton
assemble a sceliton
wach horse shor crabes mate
find a pirul
catch an eel
ride a privetly owned airplain
lose weight
catch some one on hiden camera
be coght on some one's hiden camera
make an audio recording
buy a record
buy an a-track tape
buy a beata tape
buy a lazer disk
make art from junk
become a pack rat
unclutter a cluttered room
have minnor surgery
have elective surgery
become an escape artist
make up a super hero
invent a new musical instorment
teach a dog ticks
ride a log floom
rent an apartment
live with a room mate
walk on fire
walk on stilts
go ice skateing
go ice fishing
live in a tree
build a tree house
viset a casle
get inside a gated comunety
give food a batha nd cloths to starving homless american children
share a bath
give a bath
skip a bath
cover your self in food
rob bees of there honny
remove a wasp's nest
skip stones
pretend to be a ghost and huant some one
go ghost hunting
live in a tribe naked in a grass hut
viset a slum
viset a small quiant village
grow a beard
sail on a ship with only pre1800s technoligy
live in a house with out electrisety
learn to use a type wrighter
learn to calculate pices and taxes in your head
learn to count cards
learn to count tothpicks
develop a perfect memory
folow luck giving superstions all day
test a myth
talk all day with out stopping
reade the Biblke cover to cover
read a book from end to start
read a book out of order
read a dictionary cover to cover
rerad a full encyclipidia set every book from cover to cover
learn millatary time
exsersise
walk 5 miles a day
observe and test human behavor.
folow only locgic
let out your emotions and become emo
write a poem
do a hiku
teach a bird to talk and make sounds
teach a bird llines and sounds from a favorite video game or movie
set up and knock over dominos
build a house of cards
inspier world wide human actions
spread your values and idead top other people
start a catch phraze
be hypnotised
learn yoga
learn zen
learn to enjoy your self to the fullest when your all alone aqnd have no one else around.
eperience pure joy
learn to be polight and have perfect manners
wair a sailor style school uniform
wear a kimono
wear a tux.
yell "go mets" at a yankies game
fill an i-pod
mimic some one all day
viset orphants
ect

Never

take food on a camping tip if it’s not going to be eaten promptly or stored were it can not be smelled.

Go swimming, expressly at the beach, especially alone , especially at night, especially naked, or in jelly fish migration season.

Dive from a non-diving board in to a pool, dive from any thing including a diving board in to a non-Olympic size poll’


Dress in a skirt that is shorter then ankle length especially if you have a thong, cute panties or no undergarment.

Drive a taxi cab with out a bulletproof glass shield

Keep paper, cardboard or cloth objects near a stove or inside a microwave.

By thongs for children.

Place your home address, home town’s name, image and real age on the internet.

Run a web cam if you intend to be undressing or undressed in front unless your prone to medical condones that cause passing out.

Buy a rottweiler, pitbull, or any dog that intimidates the police or small children.

Grab a reptile of any kind if your not Steve Irwin

Have children if you’re a celebrity.

Leave your keys in your car and/or your window open

Get any were near a white British guy with a cell phone video camera and a hoodlum best friend.

Stand in flood water

Wiz on an eclectic fence, though it is ok to wiz on the 3rd rail.


Trust a police car or a police uniform to not be stolen or fake.

Agree to give money to charities or people over the phone or threw e-mail.

Believe some one who is not a Gaia admin is a Gaia admin

Drink or bath in water in India or use the bathroom the whole time your there.

Be an American tourist in a 3rd world country, Mexico, Singapore, Russia, or any place Arabic or were they hate Americans.

Carry Viagra in an air port

Work at a 7/11 or a gas station

Toss a soda drink at a black guy expressly one with a gun

Rob a mini mart, especially with a bag on your head and no gun

Keep your last name if it’s hooker

Call 911 if its not an emergency

Build your house in earth quake/ tsunami territory if it’s on loose soil, near the beach or not reinforced.

Build on or near the beach at all

Run towards the out going tide if it goes out by a hell of a lot.

Travel in a country were there used to be wars, especially Korea

Beat up a cop or tell them not to talk back to you

Trust a man with a cell phone who’s tying his shoes.

Expect to be acuminated if your over 400 pounds. Or even 250.

Pay for teeth to be surgically straitened.

Trust before or after photos

Mack your daughter a model if she is under the age of 5,10, 15, 0r 17

Keep a bob cat, lion, tiger, or any other meat eater of the non-kitten or dog variety as a pet.

Stand too close to a kangaroo.

Hop over a zoo fence

Dangle children in front of animals or over windows, even if your using both hands.

Use non-name brand batteries in an electronicall device

Use dell brand laptops in Japan.

Leave your car steering wheal exposed to porcupines.

Go any place near mockeries, baboons or gorillas.

Disturb bees, wasps or hornets

Play with fire, explosives, fire arms, or fire works

Ride inside a shopping cart at any age beyond 2, especially after the age of 10 especially down hill or in an ally.

Ride a skateboard especially on railings.

Post videos off criminal acts on the internet especially copyrighting infringement or acts of violence.

Assume the person on the other end of the computer is honest.

Buy from discount stores or street corners, especially movies on DVD or cassette that are still currently in the theater especially if the pants say “Lives”

Forget to test your smoke alarm.

Trust a guy who want to remove your mold from your house.

Let balloons drift out to sea.

Leave 6 pack rings uncut

Boat with out a life jacket if you don’t know how to swim, or even if you do.

Leave dock with out spade gas.

Expect a non-sexual touch to be not inappropriate any thing is harassment even grabbing an arm , a foot, or a fuzzy hat.

Expect a guy speaking a foreign language to be saying some thing nice, the word Baka does not mean “I think you Americans are really sexy” even if that’s what they tell you at the time.


Trust a P2P download site.

Ask for free anime on Gaia or help on home work.

Copy paste home work from the 1st web site that pops up.

Dress in a Halloween costume in public if your not seeing a new sci-fi movie.

Trust a guy in a long beard

Try to get a cab in Philly

Expect free parking in the city

Ride a bike at night in dark or black cloths with out a light or reflector.

Dive a long big car if your over 70

Follow a car too close

Eat one thing all day and cal it a meal.

Let the dogs out if your name is who.

Out run a tornado

Try to hide from a police helicopter

Toss a baseball bat or 2nd base if your mad.

Buy from an infomercial

By any thing blessed

Tell the girl you just met you’re a doctor and want to give her a free mammogram

Live near a river

Live at the bottom of a hill or in a flood plain

Attack a guy in a Disney land costume

Place a ferret near your groin

Ride in a space shuttle

Take a dare to stick your hand in a cloaca


Ride a rollercoaster or look at rapid flashing lights

Insult a hillbilly , a member of an extreme religion, or any one doing any thing you think is immoral.

Leave your bag unzipped in a crowd

Announce what’s in your wallet

Use credit cards

Try to con a lawyer

Tease a midget

Poke fun of minorities in movies unless the movies are made by minorities, and when they are don’t watch them.

Ignore warning signs at amusement parks or give ride attendants a hard time trying to get on them or break rules.

Harm children

Kick animals

Look a dog in the eyes

Leave your bags unattended.

A lender nor a barrower be.

Believe what you read so strongly it makes you fight for it. Or adapt fait from an admitted fiction.

Base a book or movie on people you see every day or base the main lead off your self.

Wright fiction about a terrorist act

Expose your self in a non-nudist community

Expect a beach in NJ to be free if they removed the shells 1st.

Return food in a restaurant or pay a bill with out checking.

Pay more then $40 on clothing ever.

Over do the tan or tan if your under 14.

Ride a bike with out a helmet.

Use every day words around perverted minded people.

Preach your morality around those who don’t want to convert. This is an exception because I already told you , you are not being forced to lessen and I have called it my opinion, if I called it fact and said you were an idiot for not doing things my way and called your way wrong then I would be wrong.

Light a candle to find a gas leek

Use pest asides on plants

Ride jet skis in Florida waters

Go to clubs or raves or crowded dark places with no fire safety and lots of drinking or drugs.

Use words owned by black people or act black if your not black

Be friends with a person who says “your typing skills are better then mine” if you your self are illiterate

Teach people to say words you don’t know.

Be a male teacher changing the cloths of a child with wet pants.

Try to win prizes at a casino or a kids gaming center.

Fire a gun with out aiming

Fill a gas can or a car gas tank if your all not grounded

Put out a man on fire if his truck is closer to the gas pump

Drive away with a gas hose in your tank

Talk to Jay leno if he asks you a question on the streets.

Go against your instincts

Watch retro game shows if your not up on retro culture.

Assume kids are not having sex

Look for new news in a newspaper

Tell the Japanese prim minister you hate Elvis.

Trust aliens
Wear pants that are 5 inches or more below your bellybutton
Get married to a celebrity or if you are a celebrity
Act immoral if you’re in politics
Run for office against a celebrity or some one sexy.
Try to start a new religion.
Represent your self in court
Try to find a celerity guilty of any thing.
Hold a grudge
Start a fight with a woman
Be rude to a disabled person
Follow people who expect stalkers.
Assume people can’t see in to your open window
Be a pack rat, learn to part with things
Use your cell phone for more then talking to people
Tease your boss or a mother goose.
Don’t pick up a baby blue jay or a bird’s egg.
Shoot animals for being too close to your house. Bares and wolves and mountain lions wont eat your children or house pets if your not stupid
Don’t through out food
Don’t let pets out with out a leash, keep cats inside at all times.
Turn your phone off when your in church,, school, at an office meeting, or any place your asked not to talk.
Assume your children are perfect sin free innocent angles or unintelligent or incapable.
jump to conclusions
underestimate a stegosaurus
yell at a deaf guy
expect e-mails from any one over the age of 50
expect spacey children to make sense.
The expect Spanish inquisition
Expect 3 different generations to agree
Trust people who say they are psychic
Sit too close to a fan
Try to win toys from the back of a magazine
Expect any thing you mail away for to be as pictured
Handle any thing loss when standing over a bridge.
Leave any thing of value in college dorm and if you do keep Cds separate from the player and memory cards separate from the game machine.
Mistake a rock concert for a formal band concert
Stay in a house were hillbillies play banjo
Go to a dentist who doesn’t know if “it” is safe
Expect Conan obrien to do any thing honest, realistic, high budget or to not go to hell when he dies.
Expect children to go from 5 to 25 with out being exposed to objectionable material on TV,, in public or at school so its ok expose impressionable children to junk especially if they are 17, stop sheltering your kids when they are past 10 or 14 infract your kid will eb beat up less if they have street smarts and are hip enough to know slang
Except slang to make sense or stay the same for more then 5 years or be remembered in 10
expect 15 minuets of fame or 15,000 down loads to last 15 years
let kids play M rated games or see R rated movies, or give them sugar.
Expect comic book women to have small breasts
stay up past midnight ranting a list on Gaia
make chain letters
quote this post
read this with out inserting the word “never” before each thing