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The Adventures of Bipolar Lizard
Follow Bipolar Lizard as he attempts to make his demands heard over Omegle. (An account of actual conversations I've had on Omegle as my character "Bipolar Lizard." Anyone else claiming to be Bipolar Lizard is a fraud. GIVE HIM TO ME.)
Day 2: Belgian Breakfast
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: how are you?
You: I DEMAND TO KNOW YOUR AGE, SEX, AND LOCATION
You: please
You: NOW
You: take your time
You: BUT HURRY

Stranger: ok
Stranger: 21

You: thank you
Stranger: m
Stranger: belgium
Stranger: you?

You: LIZARDKIND
You: GIVE ME YOUR RIGHT ARM

Stranger: ?
You: i missed breakfast
You: I DEMAND YOUR RIGHT ARM


Your conversational partner has disconnected.





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